Originally posted by Ruger7mmmag
The truck is muddy from hunting this weekend, which one of you groupies are going to get on that?See I told you guys.... now you gone and pushed him too far
He's sitting in some bell tower with a feather duster up his ass... in a drooling psychotic mess... looking down his scope for anyone resembling Alfred E Newman
http://emkej.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/kitty-sniper.jpgI think I can handle Ruger on this one fellas... I just completed my refresher course on suicide prevention among children and youth.... "Ruger... How does all this negative attention make you feel?" "mmmhmmm" "mmhhmmm" "yes mmhmmm"
I hear you mmmhmm" "I'm a little uncomfortable talking to you in a dusty bell tower and the rifle is making me uncomfortable and I really want to hear what you have to say, but I'm majorly distracted, can you put the rifle down and step away from the window so we can talk more comfortably" "mmhmmm" "mmmhmmm" "okay then How do you feel now on a scale from 1-10 with 1 being the worst and 10 being the best" "mmmhmmm' "mmhmmm" "you seem stressed do you need a hug" " there there Ruger I care even if you think everyone in your imaginary football league hates you I care" "mmhmm" "mmhmm"
There see fellas he's really not as bad as we all thought he's just a scared lil putty tat...