Warrior General Games

Originally posted by cannons call
nah you should have came back to aaa2, this board is so dead now...

Tanner enjoyed his time in Africa but he needed to experience the big show before hitting up retirement. He enjoys the challenge.

Remember what happened to the last Messiah. He got crucified. I am going to get my nails and a Hammer.

I expected more smoke and lights and loud music and touchdowns and yards.

Pretty anti-climatic.

Originally posted by letan24
Tanner enjoyed his time in Africa but he needed to experience the big show before hitting up retirement. He enjoys the challenge.

WPL forums are lame as hell imo

Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
Originally posted by turkishkamel
Autry>D3

fail suggestion

wasn't a suggestion, more a statement of fact

He is tearing it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tied for 4th in the league for fumbles lost. Woot!

Originally posted by SpreadThePink
He is tearing it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tied for 4th in the league for fumbles lost. Woot!

Disappointing for him. Usually he's a shoo-in for first

AAA#2 legend Freddie Mitchell, now of the World League's Edinburgh Black Knights, stopped by to give a quick analysis of D3's pre-season statements. "Just preppin' for my future as a sportscaster" said Freddie Mitchell. "Erin Andrews won't stop callin' me, saying I can share a room on the road with her and shit when I join ESPN. But I like control over my own sex tape releases thank you very much. Sorry am I getting off topic?"


Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
So give me my damn MVP trophy already!

"Give the Roosters more TDs than lost fumbles already! Rick Roller, another client of my godly agent, is telling me the linemen are spending half the practice jumping on loose footballs to prepare for blocking for your sorry ass. You think you're worth that kind of treatment?"


Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
I made a big career mistake last season by leaving Africa and signing with the Tigers.

"You've made a lot of those haven't you? I tend to think that you're not making mistakes... you are the mistake"


Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
I thought Steelers was going to be able to field a team that would be ranked among the elite in GLB, I was fooled and not only that He shit all off my stat line!

"Bitch, you shit all over your own stat line. Just because your own balls haven't dropped, doesn't mean you have to drop footballs all the time. What team owner can control that? Even Jerry Jones realized you're an abortion that never happened."


Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
D3 don't like it when his stat line is farked with so now you all will suffer for my mistake!

"Didn't know 'you' meant 'the Seychelles Roosters.' Nice going, Benedict."


Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
Season 11 will once again be the year of the Diggler! D3 is going to run up scores, take trophies and of course BONE YOUR MOM!

"There won't be a year of the Diggler unless you go down to the minor leagues where you belong. Just make sure you pick a rural, impoverished village that has a Freddie's Foxxxes nearby. It's good for PR purposes; we all know that behind the scenes, you flame like a Californian wildfire."

3 more fumbles today Mr Elf Penis.

I blame the coaching

Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
I blame the coaching

So does BSS but then we give him his medicine and he gets better.......

Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
I blame the coaching

I do too. The Roosters coaches are obviously more concerned about coddling egos (D3s minimum number of carries per game regardless of effectiveness) than winning games (best HB on that team is a girl, she doesn't drop the ball either).

Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
I blame the coaching

I blame D3 sucking dick