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Originally posted by greg420
Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by The Pride United
INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someone's face. Just my thought. What do you think? Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
this came out of left field...
im confused are you saying your mom is like Jay? cause thats how it reads...
no one is calling out anyones parents chill out and let the 2 fight, its funny.
haha
its a running joke on the bodybuilding site that we're on, sometimes people post random sht when someone makes a thread that is insane
Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by The Pride United
INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someone's face. Just my thought. What do you think? Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
this came out of left field...
im confused are you saying your mom is like Jay? cause thats how it reads...
no one is calling out anyones parents chill out and let the 2 fight, its funny.
haha
its a running joke on the bodybuilding site that we're on, sometimes people post random sht when someone makes a thread that is insane
Last edited May 28, 2008 18:47:04
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Originally posted by jayhere5101
Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by The Pride United
INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someone's face. Just my thought. What do you think? Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
LOL!! AGAIN!!...This idiot is ready to buy a plane ticket!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH Okay....I live in Chicago...go online, and fly me to where your at...you can meet me at the airport and blow me....the "balls" in your court tough guy!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
P.S. Quit PMing me trying to get me to look at your gay ass myspace page...I like women....
P.S.S...if your 6'4" 235 you need to get off your fat ass and run son! The computer is the last place you should be!
if that meant for me, i'm actually 6'2 255 but im also a competitive bodybuilder
Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by The Pride United
INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someone's face. Just my thought. What do you think? Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
LOL!! AGAIN!!...This idiot is ready to buy a plane ticket!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH Okay....I live in Chicago...go online, and fly me to where your at...you can meet me at the airport and blow me....the "balls" in your court tough guy!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
P.S. Quit PMing me trying to get me to look at your gay ass myspace page...I like women....
P.S.S...if your 6'4" 235 you need to get off your fat ass and run son! The computer is the last place you should be!
if that meant for me, i'm actually 6'2 255 but im also a competitive bodybuilder
Last edited May 28, 2008 18:44:30
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greg we don't fight...we just don't see eye to eye...and that's not good because jay is my new friend 
i took a picture of him when we were hanging out...here he is
http://governing.typepad.com/13thfloor/images/bozo_the_clown.jpg
i took a picture of him when we were hanging out...here he ishttp://governing.typepad.com/13thfloor/images/bozo_the_clown.jpg
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Originally posted by The Pride United
Originally posted by greg420
Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by The Pride United
INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someone's face. Just my thought. What do you think? Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
this came out of left field...
im confused are you saying your mom is like Jay? cause thats how it reads...
no one is calling out anyones parents chill out and let the 2 fight, its funny.
haha
its a running joke on the bodybuilding site that we're on, sometimes people post random sht when someone makes a thread that is insane
lol it worked
Originally posted by greg420
Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by The Pride United
INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someone's face. Just my thought. What do you think? Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
this came out of left field...
im confused are you saying your mom is like Jay? cause thats how it reads...
no one is calling out anyones parents chill out and let the 2 fight, its funny.
haha
its a running joke on the bodybuilding site that we're on, sometimes people post random sht when someone makes a thread that is insane
lol it worked
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I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can?t-Be-Flushed threshold.
I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. ?Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don?t I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!? I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. ?How many Indians could there be?? said by General Custer. ?Looks like a good day for a drive!? by JFK. ?There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!? by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know.
I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.
Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic $!@%- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky $!@%/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.
Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: ?It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks.?
Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
As if that wasnt enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn?t just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
Friends, DONT SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can?t-Be-Flushed threshold.
I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. ?Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don?t I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!? I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. ?How many Indians could there be?? said by General Custer. ?Looks like a good day for a drive!? by JFK. ?There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!? by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know.
I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.
Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic $!@%- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky $!@%/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.
Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: ?It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks.?
Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
As if that wasnt enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn?t just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
Friends, DONT SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
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Originally posted by The Pride United
Originally posted by jayhere5101
Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by The Pride United
INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someone's face. Just my thought. What do you think? Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
LOL!! AGAIN!!...This idiot is ready to buy a plane ticket!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH Okay....I live in Chicago...go online, and fly me to where your at...you can meet me at the airport and blow me....the "balls" in your court tough guy!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
P.S. Quit PMing me trying to get me to look at your gay ass myspace page...I like women....
P.S.S...if your 6'4" 235 you need to get off your fat ass and run son! The computer is the last place you should be!
if that meant for me, i'm actually 6'2 255 but im also a competitive bodybuilder
So..in reality...your about 5'9" 220...nice....question for you. Who the hell cares???????
Originally posted by jayhere5101
Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by The Pride United
INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someone's face. Just my thought. What do you think? Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
LOL!! AGAIN!!...This idiot is ready to buy a plane ticket!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH Okay....I live in Chicago...go online, and fly me to where your at...you can meet me at the airport and blow me....the "balls" in your court tough guy!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
P.S. Quit PMing me trying to get me to look at your gay ass myspace page...I like women....
P.S.S...if your 6'4" 235 you need to get off your fat ass and run son! The computer is the last place you should be!
if that meant for me, i'm actually 6'2 255 but im also a competitive bodybuilder
So..in reality...your about 5'9" 220...nice....question for you. Who the hell cares???????
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Originally posted by The Pride United
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can?t-Be-Flushed threshold.
I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. ?Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don?t I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!? I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. ?How many Indians could there be?? said by General Custer. ?Looks like a good day for a drive!? by JFK. ?There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!? by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know.
I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.
Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic $!@%- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky $!@%/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.
Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: ?It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks.?
Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
As if that wasnt enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn?t just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
Friends, DONT SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
Now thaqt's what I come here for, educational posts.
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can?t-Be-Flushed threshold.
I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. ?Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don?t I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!? I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. ?How many Indians could there be?? said by General Custer. ?Looks like a good day for a drive!? by JFK. ?There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!? by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know.
I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.
Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic $!@%- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky $!@%/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.
Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: ?It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks.?
Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
As if that wasnt enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn?t just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
Friends, DONT SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
Now thaqt's what I come here for, educational posts.
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Originally posted by jayhere5101
Originally posted by The Pride United
Originally posted by jayhere5101
Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by The Pride United
INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someone's face. Just my thought. What do you think? Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
LOL!! AGAIN!!...This idiot is ready to buy a plane ticket!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH Okay....I live in Chicago...go online, and fly me to where your at...you can meet me at the airport and blow me....the "balls" in your court tough guy!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
P.S. Quit PMing me trying to get me to look at your gay ass myspace page...I like women....
P.S.S...if your 6'4" 235 you need to get off your fat ass and run son! The computer is the last place you should be!
if that meant for me, i'm actually 6'2 255 but im also a competitive bodybuilder
So..in reality...your about 5'9" 220...nice....question for you. Who the hell cares???????
since you replied and gave your height and weight, i guess you care.
Originally posted by The Pride United
Originally posted by jayhere5101
Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by The Pride United
INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someone's face. Just my thought. What do you think? Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
LOL!! AGAIN!!...This idiot is ready to buy a plane ticket!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH Okay....I live in Chicago...go online, and fly me to where your at...you can meet me at the airport and blow me....the "balls" in your court tough guy!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
P.S. Quit PMing me trying to get me to look at your gay ass myspace page...I like women....
P.S.S...if your 6'4" 235 you need to get off your fat ass and run son! The computer is the last place you should be!
if that meant for me, i'm actually 6'2 255 but im also a competitive bodybuilder
So..in reality...your about 5'9" 220...nice....question for you. Who the hell cares???????
since you replied and gave your height and weight, i guess you care.
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Originally posted by jayhere5101
Originally posted by The Pride United
Originally posted by jayhere5101
Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by The Pride United
INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someone's face. Just my thought. What do you think? Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
LOL!! AGAIN!!...This idiot is ready to buy a plane ticket!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH Okay....I live in Chicago...go online, and fly me to where your at...you can meet me at the airport and blow me....the "balls" in your court tough guy!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
P.S. Quit PMing me trying to get me to look at your gay ass myspace page...I like women....
P.S.S...if your 6'4" 235 you need to get off your fat ass and run son! The computer is the last place you should be!
if that meant for me, i'm actually 6'2 255 but im also a competitive bodybuilder
So..in reality...your about 5'9" 220...nice....question for you. Who the hell cares???????
http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/armymuscle01/
he is legit.
Originally posted by The Pride United
Originally posted by jayhere5101
Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by The Pride United
INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someone's face. Just my thought. What do you think? Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
LOL!! AGAIN!!...This idiot is ready to buy a plane ticket!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH Okay....I live in Chicago...go online, and fly me to where your at...you can meet me at the airport and blow me....the "balls" in your court tough guy!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
P.S. Quit PMing me trying to get me to look at your gay ass myspace page...I like women....
P.S.S...if your 6'4" 235 you need to get off your fat ass and run son! The computer is the last place you should be!
if that meant for me, i'm actually 6'2 255 but im also a competitive bodybuilder
So..in reality...your about 5'9" 220...nice....question for you. Who the hell cares???????
http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/armymuscle01/
he is legit.
Last edited May 29, 2008 14:09:10
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Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by jayhere5101
Originally posted by The Pride United
Originally posted by jayhere5101
Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by The Pride United
INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someone's face. Just my thought. What do you think? Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
LOL!! AGAIN!!...This idiot is ready to buy a plane ticket!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH Okay....I live in Chicago...go online, and fly me to where your at...you can meet me at the airport and blow me....the "balls" in your court tough guy!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
P.S. Quit PMing me trying to get me to look at your gay ass myspace page...I like women....
P.S.S...if your 6'4" 235 you need to get off your fat ass and run son! The computer is the last place you should be!
if that meant for me, i'm actually 6'2 255 but im also a competitive bodybuilder
So..in reality...your about 5'9" 220...nice....question for you. Who the hell cares???????
http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/armymuscle01/
he is legit.
LOL..your such a fool....here..i will send you a picture of me...
http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/1teen/
Originally posted by jayhere5101
Originally posted by The Pride United
Originally posted by jayhere5101
Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by The Pride United
INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someone's face. Just my thought. What do you think? Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
LOL!! AGAIN!!...This idiot is ready to buy a plane ticket!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH Okay....I live in Chicago...go online, and fly me to where your at...you can meet me at the airport and blow me....the "balls" in your court tough guy!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
P.S. Quit PMing me trying to get me to look at your gay ass myspace page...I like women....
P.S.S...if your 6'4" 235 you need to get off your fat ass and run son! The computer is the last place you should be!
if that meant for me, i'm actually 6'2 255 but im also a competitive bodybuilder
So..in reality...your about 5'9" 220...nice....question for you. Who the hell cares???????
http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/armymuscle01/
he is legit.
LOL..your such a fool....here..i will send you a picture of me...
http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/1teen/
jayhere5101
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Originally posted by The Pride United
Originally posted by jayhere5101
Originally posted by The Pride United
Originally posted by jayhere5101
Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by The Pride United
INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someone's face. Just my thought. What do you think? Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
LOL!! AGAIN!!...This idiot is ready to buy a plane ticket!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH Okay....I live in Chicago...go online, and fly me to where your at...you can meet me at the airport and blow me....the "balls" in your court tough guy!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
P.S. Quit PMing me trying to get me to look at your gay ass myspace page...I like women....
P.S.S...if your 6'4" 235 you need to get off your fat ass and run son! The computer is the last place you should be!
if that meant for me, i'm actually 6'2 255 but im also a competitive bodybuilder
So..in reality...your about 5'9" 220...nice....question for you. Who the hell cares???????
since you replied and gave your height and weight, i guess you care.
Hey meat head...learn to read...that's your real height and weight tubby
Originally posted by jayhere5101
Originally posted by The Pride United
Originally posted by jayhere5101
Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by The Pride United
INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someone's face. Just my thought. What do you think? Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
LOL!! AGAIN!!...This idiot is ready to buy a plane ticket!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH Okay....I live in Chicago...go online, and fly me to where your at...you can meet me at the airport and blow me....the "balls" in your court tough guy!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
P.S. Quit PMing me trying to get me to look at your gay ass myspace page...I like women....
P.S.S...if your 6'4" 235 you need to get off your fat ass and run son! The computer is the last place you should be!
if that meant for me, i'm actually 6'2 255 but im also a competitive bodybuilder
So..in reality...your about 5'9" 220...nice....question for you. Who the hell cares???????
since you replied and gave your height and weight, i guess you care.
Hey meat head...learn to read...that's your real height and weight tubby
The Pride United
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hey "mini-me", I know what you were doing, you were trying to say I'm 5'9 220 lbs...haha, that was good bro, got me there. The reason why i said it was YOUR stats is because your numbers just seem to describe someone that you *cough* personally know, didn't seem like random stats.
why, would you call me "meathead" if you are also on a bodybuilding site, isn't that like the coffee calling the kettle...?
why, would you call me "meathead" if you are also on a bodybuilding site, isn't that like the coffee calling the kettle...?
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he isn't on no bodybuilding site and that ain't him...lol that's not the important issue here...
the main issue here is our buddy jay just so happened to be checking that website out and finding that guy he posted...i mean what were u interested in all the guys on there or something? lmao...how long were u looking for the guy you picked i can see if pride will hook u up with him if you want?
the main issue here is our buddy jay just so happened to be checking that website out and finding that guy he posted...i mean what were u interested in all the guys on there or something? lmao...how long were u looking for the guy you picked i can see if pride will hook u up with him if you want?
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