I don't have to prove anything because you're doing it for me. Everyone but you can see this.
In the original thread, I made a joke that was taken serious by McFadden. Here is the source:
Originally posted by Meryk
Originally posted by Darren Mcfadden 5
All dixie players just refrain yourself from posting on these forums anymore there a waste of time and your energy. No matter what you say for the next couple days Everyone elses answer is going to be the same. "you have not beaten a quality team therefore you cannot get exited for winning a game you should have won." There obviously not mature enough to agnowladge that we had a good win. There all stubborn scumbags (some even bitter for getting eliminated) that will reply with the same exact comment. Lets just post on our own forums and keep quiet.
Though I am impressed that you used proper spacing between an open and closed parenthesis, the rest of that post makes me weep a little inside. Please post immediately that you are drunk, thus explaining away the numerous spelling and grammatical errors.
Here is the post from McFadden that follows:
Originally posted by Darren Mcfadden 5
hehehe your probably one of those douschbag english teachers that everyone thinks"wow this guy is a fag hes prob never got laid before". And FYI i could care less what i have spelled right and wrong. DO YOU UNDERSTAND I AM POSTING ON A FORUM FOR GOALLINEBLITZ not writing an english paper. Ohhh and a primary example someone who has gotten eliminated and is bitter so they are trying to piss other people off. Meryk have fun in the BBB for another year hope you enjoy every second of it.
I respond with another joke:
Originally posted by Meryk
No, I'm not an English teacher. I'm just someone that thinks that how a person represents themselves, especially on a forum, directly reflects upon who and what they are. To be perfectly honest, I went to college on a baseball scholarship, and am currently a web-developer that makes browser-based games. I will soon be attempting a career in coaching (football and/or baseball).
Now to have some more fun at your expense:
Douche bag is two words, and you couldn't even spell it right. Ya know, I'll just rewrite that for you.
You're probably one of those douche bag English teachers that everyone thinks, "Wow, this guy is a fag. He's probably never gotten laid before."
I'll pause and explain the errors here in an attempt to hopefully educate you a little. You know, it's never bad to learn something. Anyhow, you should have started it with the contraction of you are, which is you're. Your implies possession; "Your dog shit on my rug." In this example, dog is possessed by you, making it yours. "You are dog shit on my rug." See? That doesn't work. Also, when you are quoting something at the end of a sentence, your comma comes before the opening quotation, and the end punctuation, in this case a period, comes before the closing quotation. You can also use the dog statement as an example for how to end a quote.
And, FYI, I could care less what I have spelled right or wrong.
You want to put a comma after 'and'. It adds emphasis to 'FYI', which I don't mind you using in this case. It has almost become proper usage in today's society, and is, without a doubt, acceptable on nearly all online communities. I have replaced 'right and wrong' with 'right or wrong'. The word 'and' just seems out of place, and 'or', at least in my mind, fits better.
Do you understand that I am posting on a forum for Goal Line Blitz; not writing an English paper?
First, all capitals for emphasis is a bit sophomoric. Using bold, underline, or italics would have done the same thing without making you look like a douche. See how I did that? I think it works much better. Second, since you did not use the word 'and', I inserted a semi-colon, which, in this case, acts as a super comma. It adds a much stronger emphasis to pause, and makes what is said next that much more of a pointed statement. You see, this eliminates having to always use 'and' to connect two points.
Oh, and a primary example of someone who has been eliminated and is bitter.
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Okay, so I don't know if I can fix the rest of that run-on without having to add in words that might convey an entirely different point. However, I will do my best.
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To make up for it, they are trying to piss other people off. Meryk, have fun in BBB for another year. I hope you enjoy every second of it.
Now, let's put it all together and see how we did.
You're probably one of those douche bag English teachers that everyone thinks, "Wow, this guy is a fag. He's probably never gotten laid before." And, FYI, I could care less what I have spelled right or wrong. Do you understand that I am posting on a forum for Goal Line Blitz; not writing an English paper? Oh, and a primary example of someone who has been eliminated and is bitter. To make up for it, they are trying to piss other people off. Meryk, have fun in BBB for another year. I hope you enjoy every second of it.
Now that we have that taken care of, I will respond to the accusation of being bitter. And, to be completely honest, I am not at all bitter about our loss to Copenhagen. They are a damn good team, and have shown to be the better team by beating us twice this season. Not only that, but their staff and players have been every bit as respectful and classy as I have come to expect from them. I don't mind losing to someone like that. They handle themselves as well as anyone on this forum; maybe better. We lost. I was over it fifteen seconds after watching the replay.
And overall, I'm just not a bitter guy. Do I think you have confidence and self-esteem problems? Yes. I think you should really seek out counseling, and I say that with complete sincerity.
Hell, Hassle got in on the fun by finding a mistake of mine. Did I get mad and start calling him a fag or douche bag?
A little later, your first post was this:
Originally posted by soccerkid091
meryk, u, enjoy, warm, penises, in, and, around, your, mouth, make, sure, to, pause, after, every, coma, and u like giant black penis inside your gaping ass hole that might be the size of alaska and it might be the size of your mother's vagina
You want to call us out for ad hominem? Just look at the very first thing you said to me. It had nothing to do with the conversation.
Now, like I said last season, "Run along and play while the grown-ups talk."
