You guys must have no idea. I thought they would have warned you, told you, or you would be ever so cognizant of what has stumbled upon your little league here. LIMAS SWEED has come here to school you in what a WR really is. I am GOD's gift to the football field. It is a good thing the CB's aren't reading this post or they would have just shit themselves. You other boys who catch the ball are just a watered down version of what I am and what I bring to the field. Zeus and Buddha come to me for advice; I sign autographs for Chuck Norris, Obama, Hulk Hogan, and Santa Claus. If you need help on the field, don't come to me... I'll just truck you and be gone. If you need help with the women, I'll show you the way. I love being in a new league. It brings a whole new group of STD ridden cheerleaders to knock up in between quarters when I'm at YOUR stadium, Wonder why your wife didn't come to your game today??? She can't walk, she spent some time with LIMAS before the game.
None the less, I am what you teams will be planning for. I am what you will see when you sleep at night. No mercy, no friendships, just me and the TORO's stepping in to break your damn necks. Much love, see you on the field. Hey... Don't cry. It's just a game for you. For me... IT IS JUST ANOTHER DAY IN MY LIFE. The end zone is my home, I'll always be there; the ball is my American Express Card, I'll never leave without it. So keep your eye on Limas Sweed if you can, it'l be a pretty sight when he is running the score up on you.
Much Love,
The Great LIMAS SWEED
GO TOROS
P.S. - You need smack, crack, dope, coke, or women... PM ME
None the less, I am what you teams will be planning for. I am what you will see when you sleep at night. No mercy, no friendships, just me and the TORO's stepping in to break your damn necks. Much love, see you on the field. Hey... Don't cry. It's just a game for you. For me... IT IS JUST ANOTHER DAY IN MY LIFE. The end zone is my home, I'll always be there; the ball is my American Express Card, I'll never leave without it. So keep your eye on Limas Sweed if you can, it'l be a pretty sight when he is running the score up on you.
Much Love,
The Great LIMAS SWEED
GO TOROS
P.S. - You need smack, crack, dope, coke, or women... PM ME
Good stuff... is Hulks last name Norris by chance? 
