Originally posted by chris67eagle
there are enough porn sites
Bite your tongue!
there are enough porn sites
Bite your tongue!
Sprocket
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Originally posted by Makalele
Originally posted by chris67eagle
there are enough porn sites
Bite your tongue!
Yea, Ive been to that porn site...
Originally posted by chris67eagle
there are enough porn sites
Bite your tongue!
Yea, Ive been to that porn site...
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Dear Monkey,
Please, if at all possible, lose the next game against the charming chaps of Auckland Raiders.
You would be appreciated... nay worshiped as heathen gods.
In fact temples will be built. Celebrities will be brainwashed.
All you need to do is take a dive in the next match. Would be totally unexpected and pretty evil if you ask me. Lets face it the so-called "mighty" pewnts aren't worthy of meeting such a cool and awesome team as the Monmouth Monkeys. Take the L guys - don't give the pewnt the satisfaction of playing against you.
With kind regards; some guy aka Demoorck
Please, if at all possible, lose the next game against the charming chaps of Auckland Raiders.
You would be appreciated... nay worshiped as heathen gods.
In fact temples will be built. Celebrities will be brainwashed.
All you need to do is take a dive in the next match. Would be totally unexpected and pretty evil if you ask me. Lets face it the so-called "mighty" pewnts aren't worthy of meeting such a cool and awesome team as the Monmouth Monkeys. Take the L guys - don't give the pewnt the satisfaction of playing against you.
With kind regards; some guy aka Demoorck
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Or how about this....
Dear Raiders,
Please, if at all possible, run for cover.
The Evil Monkey Demigods have decided to bring a wrath upon the mere humans known as the raiders. The quicker you run for cover the better the chance you have of not being killed. If you were to bestow upon this request, your act of heroism would be spoken across nations of various tongues.
With kind regards,
Your Monmouth Evil Monkeys.
Dear Raiders,
Please, if at all possible, run for cover.
The Evil Monkey Demigods have decided to bring a wrath upon the mere humans known as the raiders. The quicker you run for cover the better the chance you have of not being killed. If you were to bestow upon this request, your act of heroism would be spoken across nations of various tongues.
With kind regards,
Your Monmouth Evil Monkeys.
Last edited May 29, 2008 18:14:20
demoorck
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Dear Monkeys,
In regard to your letter on May 29th. We regret to inform that we cannot accommodate your request. We have looked in to the matter and it appears that the senate sub-committee responsible for appointing demi-gods have not as of yet approved your application to be regarded as such. It is in fact still pending further investigation and most likely the committee cannot make a final decision until March 2010.
It has also been brought to our attention that many of the monkeys on your team have lice. We even suspect a few of them are disease-ridden. The Supreme Court ruled in the 1905 case Jacobson v. Commonwealth of Massachusetts that the state could require individuals to be vaccinated for the common good. Please see to it that all monkeys get a) a shower b) a lice combing and finally c) vaccinations.
Hugs and kisses,
Auckland Raiders
In regard to your letter on May 29th. We regret to inform that we cannot accommodate your request. We have looked in to the matter and it appears that the senate sub-committee responsible for appointing demi-gods have not as of yet approved your application to be regarded as such. It is in fact still pending further investigation and most likely the committee cannot make a final decision until March 2010.
It has also been brought to our attention that many of the monkeys on your team have lice. We even suspect a few of them are disease-ridden. The Supreme Court ruled in the 1905 case Jacobson v. Commonwealth of Massachusetts that the state could require individuals to be vaccinated for the common good. Please see to it that all monkeys get a) a shower b) a lice combing and finally c) vaccinations.
Hugs and kisses,
Auckland Raiders
chris67eagle
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What's wrong jfbueno? You look a little sad and gloomy. What you
need is some vitamin me.
need is some vitamin me.
jfbueno
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Me? sad and gloomy? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Eli Blanton
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Those are not lice. Those are the withered souls of players defeated in the past. Run Auckland. RUN!!!
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Originally posted by Eli Blanton
Those are not lice. Those are the withered souls of players defeated in the past. Run Auckland. RUN!!!
Itchy itchy souls of players defeated in the past.
Those are not lice. Those are the withered souls of players defeated in the past. Run Auckland. RUN!!!
Itchy itchy souls of players defeated in the past.
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Mr. Demoorck,
Upon further investegation into the Evil Monkeys Lice problem, the root of the issue has been been traced to your beard.
The CDC has determined that the following cure be implemented. We need to pour gas on your beard than light it on fire. As the Lice run from their burning home they are to be stabbed with an ice pick. Atari Coryatt of the Evil Monkeys has been assinged this job.
Please make yourself available at 12:59 Saturday morning for this procedure.
Thank you
Upon further investegation into the Evil Monkeys Lice problem, the root of the issue has been been traced to your beard.
The CDC has determined that the following cure be implemented. We need to pour gas on your beard than light it on fire. As the Lice run from their burning home they are to be stabbed with an ice pick. Atari Coryatt of the Evil Monkeys has been assinged this job.
Please make yourself available at 12:59 Saturday morning for this procedure.
Thank you
Eli Blanton
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Originally posted by Darren McFadden
we can't run after the biggest upset in GLB playoff history
(that was a great victory.)
we can't run after the biggest upset in GLB playoff history
(that was a great victory.)
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How did we get lice from beating a man (JVita) with front baldness? It seems hardly likely.
McRotch #5
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