Warrior General Games

**Jerome Stretch stumbles to the podium reeking of liquor and baby oil**

Jerome ::hicc:: told you

**Jerome Stretch passes out and takes the podium down with him**

Originally posted by Aaron330
and now I can see why! Why was our #4 CB on RayRay?

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=471505&pbp_id=18624488

Of course your gonna pass it up with matchups like that! *smacks forehead*

Shutdown was having a great game. I don't think he gave up more than 1 catch all day. RayRay didn't have a single catch against Shutdown Abke http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=471505&pbp_id=18622435


You guys totally shut down RayRay except for that one play. And IRUN REALLYFAST came up huge. GG Fever.

Originally posted by BK0077
**Jerome Stretch stumbles to the podium reeking of liquor, ass, and cornchips.**

Jerome ::hicc:: I get high on cat pee...

**Jerome Stretch passes out and takes the podium down with him**



Your definitely a strange one...

The Ocho!

Whaddup Playa!

Man, what a crappy sim again. Jerome just kept catching those passes without 3 inches of separation on the screen. Oh well. Maybe Bort will get that corrected by the time we play again.

I do give you credit though. You fought through Bort's bias and managed to break up one pass that was intended for Jerome. And it cost Jerome a stat-padding TD!

Just say no Bk...just say no...that was an outstanding game by the 24th best reciever in the league.....

OCHO

A reading from the Book of Aaron330 after out first matchup:

If Ray Ray and Jerome ever have a 100 yard game against Shutdown or HammerHitstixx then you can come on the forum and say you own us. Ray Ray didn't even get 50 yards off shutdown. You guys had some lucky ass catches and you know it. If we meet again, you'll be lucky to have one of those blanket-cover catches, let alone 4. Just try and at least get some separation so we know for sure if you actually beat our corners or you just got sim-lucky. Shutdown and Hittstix were in your back pocket all day like a kid on a leash. Not our fault Bort decided to let you guys use pine tar.


Don't let your boy write checks that you can't cash. 24th best receiver just owned you for 5 catches and 101 yards. Might want to reconfigure your ranking system for WRs.

BK Out. Jerome Out. Jacks to the ship.

Originally posted by BK0077
A reading from the Book of Aaron330 after out first matchup:

If Ray Ray and Jerome ever have a 100 yard game against Shutdown or HammerHitstixx then you can come on the forum and say you own us. Ray Ray didn't even get 50 yards off shutdown. You guys had some lucky ass catches and you know it. If we meet again, you'll be lucky to have one of those blanket-cover catches, let alone 4. Just try and at least get some separation so we know for sure if you actually beat our corners or you just got sim-lucky. Shutdown and Hittstix were in your back pocket all day like a kid on a leash. Not our fault Bort decided to let you guys use pine tar.


Don't let your boy write checks that you can't cash. 24th best receiver just owned you for 5 catches and 101 yards. Might want to reconfigure your ranking system for WRs.

BK Out. Jerome Out. Jacks to the ship.


Well math wizard...if you go back and watch the tape...which obviously you didn't.....you had a total of 3 catches for 59.5 yards against Hammer & Shutdown. So....YOUR ass still can't cash that check...24th best reciever still owns nobody....so the statistical rankings for the year put you still at 24. Still means your the 4th best wideout on your team...still pathetic...and you just made an ass out of yourself....congrats...


OCHO

You're like a shaken up soda can. Just a little applied pressure and KABLOW!

Originally posted by BK0077
You're like a shaken up soda can. Just a little applied pressure and KABLOW!

Your like an empty soda can.....all can, no substance...

Originally posted by BK0077
A reading from the Book of Aaron330 after out first matchup:

If Ray Ray and Jerome ever have a 100 yard game against Shutdown or HammerHitstixx then you can come on the forum and say you own us. Ray Ray didn't even get 50 yards off shutdown. You guys had some lucky ass catches and you know it. If we meet again, you'll be lucky to have one of those blanket-cover catches, let alone 4. Just try and at least get some separation so we know for sure if you actually beat our corners or you just got sim-lucky. Shutdown and Hittstix were in your back pocket all day like a kid on a leash. Not our fault Bort decided to let you guys use pine tar.


Don't let your boy write checks that you can't cash. 24th best receiver just owned you for 5 catches and 101 yards. Might want to reconfigure your ranking system for WRs.

BK Out. Jerome Out. Jacks to the ship.

1+1=3 Jerome!

TO THE SHIP!

Originally posted by BK0077
TO THE SHIP!

I have to ask... why you keep saying "to the ship?"

I don't get it... we're lumberjacks... we're kinda land type guys... thus our running game, lol

Originally posted by smallbugger
Originally posted by BK0077

TO THE SHIP!

I have to ask... why you keep saying "to the ship?"

I don't get it... we're lumberjacks... we're kinda land type guys... thus our running game, lol

Hilarious.....now " to the ship"...lol

Originally posted by smallbugger
Originally posted by BK0077

TO THE SHIP!

I have to ask... why you keep saying "to the ship?"

I don't get it... we're lumberjacks... we're kinda land type guys... thus our running game, lol

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