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Brando Voom celebrated his 100th game today. 100 games of excellence and being better than you.

He is also now officially had the best season of his amazing and illustrious career, and there's still four games left.

Brando would like to thank the league's defenses for being so god-awful and weak that he didn't even have to try to break these records. Your ineptitute at building defensive backs are really a testament to how great Brando's agent is at creating the elite players.

Onto the coverage grades.

Game 12 - Comoros Lions

Junkyard Kat - Horrific display. Brando's great i know, but come on, make ONE play. F.
Matt Brainard - I actually had to put capital letters at the start of your names because you didn't seem able to. That I.Q. obviously translates onto the football field as you gave up two big TD's. F. And go to school.

Originally posted by Jaxon Voom
Brando Voom celebrated his 100th game today. 100 games of excellence and being better than you.

I'm not one to get caught up on details, but...

...in addressing the first sentence only. You're only partly correct. Brando did play in his 100th Regular Season game today, but he has six playoff games on his resume...plus a number of scrimmages. As for the second "sentence"...well, it's actually a sentence fragment. As I said, though...not to get caught up in the details - Congratulations Brando Voom on your 100th regular season game.











You're 0-1 against the Wildehond.

Originally posted by FLGator
Originally posted by Jaxon Voom

Brando Voom celebrated his 100th game today. 100 games of excellence and being better than you.

I'm not one to get caught up on details, but...

...in addressing the first sentence only. You're only partly correct. Brando did play in his 100th Regular Season game today, but he has six playoff games on his resume...plus a number of scrimmages. As for the second "sentence"...well, it's actually a sentence fragment. As I said, though...not to get caught up in the details - Congratulations Brando Voom on your 100th regular season game.

You're 0-1 against the Wildehond.



Someone's trying awful hard to think of something clever to say. Kind of failing miserabley too.

And confident words from someone who's team is on a four game losing streak and struggling to dig their claws into a playoff place. It must suck not having a receiver like Brando on your team. Don't worry though, you can live vicariously through Ghana.

***Brando Voom conveniently forgets to mention the defenses that have shut him down, and only acknowledges the ones that he padded his stats against***

Hardy Ketchum ponders why Brando Voom is in Africa AA playing CB's 5 levels (or more) lower than he is.

Originally posted by The_Jonas
Hardy Ketchum ponders why Brando Voom is in Africa AA playing CB's 5 levels (or more) lower than he is.





Brando's an asshole and has worn out his welcome on two Africa Pro teams. There is now a conpiracy to keep him out of that league.

Brando Voom highlight, courtesy of his trusty OC:

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=395491&pbp_id=12337718

Originally posted by mastawoo
Brando Voom highlight, courtesy of his trusty OC:

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=395491&pbp_id=12337718

lol

Voom for a quick TD v. the jacks
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=395441&pbp_id=8584977

Originally posted by mastawoo
Brando Voom highlight, courtesy of his trusty OC:

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=395491&pbp_id=12337718

I have explained this in the team forum so i shall repost it here for my fans.

Originally posted by Jaxon Voom
Originally posted by EricMN

The anti-highlight:

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=395491&pbp_id=12337718

With a minute left in the first half, Brando starts celebrating his touchdown before catching the ball and has it bounce off him, Troy Williamson-like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WZNyYouzuk

Unfortunately Brando's jockstrap broke during the run so his penis was flopping about. What the replay fails to show is the three foot trouser snake flailing around. Brando tripped over it and the ball hit him on the back. As the stats guys don't have a name for that kind of play as it wasn't a drop, they called it a 'deflection' as that was the closest thing. 'Offensive Pass Interference' also would've sufficed.

Originally posted by Jaxon Voom
Originally posted by mastawoo

Brando Voom highlight, courtesy of his trusty OC:

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=395491&pbp_id=12337718

I have explained this in the team forum so i shall repost it here for my fans.

Originally posted by Jaxon Voom

Originally posted by EricMN


The anti-highlight:

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=395491&pbp_id=12337718

With a minute left in the first half, Brando starts celebrating his touchdown before catching the ball and has it bounce off him, Troy Williamson-like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WZNyYouzuk

Unfortunately Brando's jockstrap broke during the run so his penis was flopping about. What the replay fails to show is the three foot trouser snake flailing around. Brando tripped over it and the ball hit him on the back. As the stats guys don't have a name for that kind of play as it wasn't a drop, they called it a 'deflection' as that was the closest thing. 'Offensive Pass Interference' also would've sufficed.


we all saw the movie, Brando. no way that little guy could have even reached your belly button

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/44812

Install that to see the real identity of Jaxon Voom. Check back on this thread after you install it to see.

Coverage Grades:

Game 13: South African Ratels...

Felix Fiston - Had a couple of legit deflections but was basically responsible for every one of the 199 yards that Brando beat out of him. F.


I would also like to point out that Brando has created so much fear that he's getting triple covered now... http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=395492&pbp_id=13268995

RayRay in double coverage.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=395445&pbp_id=12341224

Notice the difference.

i appreciate the brandon voom appreciation page.... what is it again? o the domination of one player impacts the whole game? ok him. yea hes good. i wish i can se his build... like a peep show