Warrior General Games

Branden Benitez
Level 24

your teams best DE # of sacks in games decided by 67 or less: 0

mine: 24

p.s. your guy is lvl 43. I just boosted this morning and I'm only lvl 40. He's also got 42, 44, 44 lvl linemates taking up blockers. I'm working with well built but low level 23,27,29.

Listen, It's understandable that you are jealous of all the MVP defensive hardware I keep on my shelves but try not to embarrass yourself. k, kid?

Oh guys, did ya hear?

Games are now decided by sacks rather than points.

Let's look at some stats that matter and break this down real nice and easy for you....

Vs. Tallinn Nightmare
Your Team: LOST BY 49
Our Team: WON BY 10

Vs. Saratov Blaze
Your Team: LOST BY 2
Our Team: WON BY 71

Vs. Birmingham Bulldogs
Your Team: LOST BY 10
Our Team: WON A 70-0 SHUTOUT

Vs. Chute Boxe All-Stars (the last game you were so "clutch" in)
Your Team: LOST BY 3
Our Team: WON BY 66


In conclusion, nobody on my team is jealous of a self proclaimed MVP on a do nothing team that probably won't even make it out of the first round of the playoffs. The true glory comes out of team accomplishments... winning games... getting promoted. You can have your MVP hardware, we'll take that shiny gold cup thingy that says we're the best team in the league. You would probably love to play for a team like ours. Fact is, though, you'd never crack the starting lineup. Not because your little dot isn't talented enough, but because you're a raging douche bag with a cleft asshole.

Now bring on more highlights of the last game you lost.

EDIT: It's not really all that clutch when your team LOSES THE FUCKING GAME!!!~

ahh now I get it:

the true glory comes from having an entire team of lvl 42+ players beat the crap out of lvl 20 players... not from having a lvl 37 DE beat the crap out of lvl 20 players.

lol @ some of the guys on here getting so angst-y. The fact is everyone of your players does well because it out levels it's opponents 100% of the time. My dot just does it better.

(p.s. blowouts just mean more sack opportunities due to more passing by the other team so I wouldn't bring up those kind of games if I were you)

Originally posted by Darkstrand
what a dominating first down sequence:

first the guard makes a false start knowing that klarg is going to give him a hell of a time on the edge rush.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406765&pbp_id=12984436


First off, Guards don't block DE's.

When comparing my # of sacks with games decided by 67 or less to yours. You might want to add that we had only 4 games decided that way compared to your 10. You make it sound like we had played the same amount of games that way when yours was more then double, so your no hot shot.

Also, blowouts means your defense is on the field less because there kicking ass and not allowing yardage. There is no wonder you have such high stats, cause your offense is hardly on the field because they can't score. Much like you in real life. So you probably play around 70+ plays a game because you get no break and have to be constantly on defense.

Have fun trying to impress the next person on how well your dot can do but not your team.

Originally posted by timg_138
Not because your little dot isn't talented enough, but because you're a raging douche bag with a cleft asshole.


55 beats the ugly bitch with the elegance of that statement.

Originally posted by Darkstrand
ahh now I get it:

the true glory comes from having an entire team of lvl 42+ players beat the crap out of lvl 20 players... not from having a lvl 37 DE beat the crap out of lvl 20 players.

lol @ some of the guys on here getting so angst-y. The fact is everyone of your players does well because it out levels it's opponents 100% of the time. My dot just does it better.

(p.s. blowouts just mean more sack opportunities due to more passing by the other team so I wouldn't bring up those kind of games if I were you)

The thing is, after we blow out a team 20 levels lower than us, we don't start bragging and posting plays in the league forum. If we did, we would look like a bunch of tools, like you. This is a point that is either out of your grasp of conception, or you refuse to acknowledge to save face.

I notice you, not once, defended your team after I basically called them a bunch of losers. This says more than anything else in this thread.

And the "lol @ you guys for being all shook and mad at me for being a moron" spiel is like the oldest play in the troll handbook. You really should get some new moves.

LOL, bragging about your demoted team, seriously fucking hysterical.

Lol @ defending your selfish player who won't defend his team.... cause they suck.

And at what point were we bragging? Cause, you know, that's why we started this thread

Originally posted by timg_138
Lol @ defending your selfish player who won't defend his team.... cause they suck.

And at what point were we bragging? Cause, you know, that's why we started this thread

We have nothing to be defended from. Some shit franchise that was demoted...yeah we suck, LMFAO.

You suck and you're shook. And your thread is ruined, BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Originally posted by timg_138
You suck and you're shook. And your thread is ruined, BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

I lol'd.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=454553&pbp_id=13596365

BOOM shakalaka

This

Originally posted by timg_138
PRO TIP: Nothing gt the ladies wet like men calling eachother virgins on the internet.

My suggestion, if this dude really wants to post this crap every few days, let him. A thread full of some dude bragging about the greatness of his "dot" was far less pathetic than this virtual bitch fight at the comic shop.

Then, after the last game of the season (when they play us) and his dot doesn't feel like such hot shit, then you make fun of him. It's called "kick him when he's down" and it provides mucho satisfaction.


is a much better response than this:

Originally posted by timg_138
Oh guys, did ya hear?

Games are now decided by sacks rather than points.

Let's look at some stats that matter and break this down real nice and easy for you....

Vs. Tallinn Nightmare
Your Team: LOST BY 49
Our Team: WON BY 10

Vs. Saratov Blaze
Your Team: LOST BY 2
Our Team: WON BY 71

Vs. Birmingham Bulldogs
Your Team: LOST BY 10
Our Team: WON A 70-0 SHUTOUT

Vs. Chute Boxe All-Stars (the last game you were so "clutch" in)
Your Team: LOST BY 3
Our Team: WON BY 66


In conclusion, nobody on my team is jealous of a self proclaimed MVP on a do nothing team that probably won't even make it out of the first round of the playoffs. The true glory comes out of team accomplishments... winning games... getting promoted. You can have your MVP hardware, we'll take that shiny gold cup thingy that says we're the best team in the league. You would probably love to play for a team like ours. Fact is, though, you'd never crack the starting lineup. Not because your little dot isn't talented enough, but because you're a raging douche bag with a cleft asshole.

Now bring on more highlights of the last game you lost.

EDIT: It's not really all that clutch when your team LOSES THE FUCKING GAME!!!~

especially this part

Originally posted by timg_138
but because you're a raging douche bag with a cleft asshole.

Please avoid excessive personal attacks or I will have to hand out suspensions. That is my statement as a mod. As a regular user, it is so obvious that certain guys in here are trying to hook others into going off the deep end so they can report them and get them suspended, and those guys are taking the bait, hook, line, and sinker. If what someone posts bothers you, don't read their threads. I do it all the time and it works great. If you think, "Man, I really have to let everyone know what a joke so and so is," trust me, everyone already knows. You don't have to spell it out. People are pretty smart and perceptive.

Originally posted by tpaterniti
This
it is so obvious that certain guys in here are trying to hook others into going off the deep end so they can report them and get them suspended

So THAT'S what they're doing. That's even more pathetic than the rest of this thread.

Carry on.