Originally posted by PityTheFool
The dart is really smart
That damn dart gets us every time.
The dart is really smart
That damn dart gets us every time.
Storm60
offline
offline
....and then there was that......so here we are at game 3......
lets see what the dart and I have in store
Alpha
Ithica continues its bottom feeder opening by playing a team that has ZERO chance of even being competitive. congrats Munkees.......you know at some point this will get harder for you......Dart gives the Munkees the kiss of death and agrees with me......in this case however the teams virtual bus would have to fall off a cliff on the way to the game in order for anything resembling bad to happen to Ithica in this game and I don't think bort has written that in yet......of course I could be wrong.
South riding takes on Bow Street, a team they have only lost to 1 time in regular season team history.......that trend probably isn't going to change......Rays win.......Dart seems to like our rivals and takes the Runners
kilkenny plays Glastonbury....the Cannibals like to run the ball, The Knights like to let people run the ball so......Kilkenny wins.....Dart also takes Kilkenny
Berlin takes on the Bloodsuckers........this is a coin flip for me......we'll see if the Widowmakers are susceptible to the pass.....I'll take Berlin what can I say it came up tails.......Dart usually picks the Sucker but shockingly takes the team from Berlin......
the Underground are going to find it difficult to move the ball......Basin city wins the game.....Dart take the london underground.........he thinks it's a political movement too I guess ( name that movie? anyone?)
Cork City takes on the Reapers......we lost to Grim in overtime last season.......I'm hoping for a better result this time around.....I pick The Wildcats........Dart is looking for another trip into my backyard as he takes the Reapers
the warriors get an auto win........dart takes the deader Monkeys.......
Auto win for the Thunder as they roll all over the decaying Monkeys........lets hear it for necro worship, dart takes the another worm food team.......
Zeta
the first place Vatican Angels look to alter boy the Blood Sausages.......i think the curse of first place will return to zeta in this game....Vienna in a close one.......dart is so conflicted between his love for all things winged and his penchant for sausage (go ahead let the phallic jokes fly) that he is thinking tie........
ASS squared and tatanka tatanka lock it up in what should be the game of the week.....wow this one comes down to game planning......it could go either way but i think buffalo will win because they have a tendency to lose to teams they have no business losing to, Assass doesn't fall into that catagory........dart likes ass......er the Assassins
The Huskies get an auto win......Dart still thinks the Hofs are a real team and picks them....
The Bats take on the Bulldogs who are off to a rough start (see Bulldogs you are moving up in the world)......I think that rough start continues and Valencia wins.......never fails teams with winged mascots, dart takes the Bats
Dresden go against the Conquistadors, I think the boys from Spain will treat the bombers like the new world complete with the Syphilis.......Connies win..........Dart is down with the syphilis (wasn't that a song by Disturbed?) and picks Dresden
on paper the Saints have advantages in the scouting bars.....I'm not sure that will mean anything to the Bloodravens.....I'll take London......Dart goes with wings again and picks the Ravens
Sayreville is coming off a tough loss, they will be looking to use The tommies as a slump-buster or humping post and will do both.......the stampede trample the tommies......Dart remembers being used as a humping post and also takes the Stampede
Turns out the Lions have no teeth and no chance of beating the Paladins......dart disagrees and picks the Lions
Okay looks like the Dart is getting a lot of love lately......just remember dart has no allegiance to anyone and can turn on you in a flick of the wrist......he can be a fickle bitch......but for now he is basking in your adoration.....(storm mutters under his breath) "thunder stealing little twat......it's not like he has to any of the goddamn typing.....I swear one more pick against my team and his ass is going out the window again......what is he hanging out with Asmodan.....I mean come on"
By the way almost forgot........Good luck Gentlemen
lets see what the dart and I have in store
Alpha
Ithica continues its bottom feeder opening by playing a team that has ZERO chance of even being competitive. congrats Munkees.......you know at some point this will get harder for you......Dart gives the Munkees the kiss of death and agrees with me......in this case however the teams virtual bus would have to fall off a cliff on the way to the game in order for anything resembling bad to happen to Ithica in this game and I don't think bort has written that in yet......of course I could be wrong.
South riding takes on Bow Street, a team they have only lost to 1 time in regular season team history.......that trend probably isn't going to change......Rays win.......Dart seems to like our rivals and takes the Runners
kilkenny plays Glastonbury....the Cannibals like to run the ball, The Knights like to let people run the ball so......Kilkenny wins.....Dart also takes Kilkenny
Berlin takes on the Bloodsuckers........this is a coin flip for me......we'll see if the Widowmakers are susceptible to the pass.....I'll take Berlin what can I say it came up tails.......Dart usually picks the Sucker but shockingly takes the team from Berlin......
the Underground are going to find it difficult to move the ball......Basin city wins the game.....Dart take the london underground.........he thinks it's a political movement too I guess ( name that movie? anyone?)
Cork City takes on the Reapers......we lost to Grim in overtime last season.......I'm hoping for a better result this time around.....I pick The Wildcats........Dart is looking for another trip into my backyard as he takes the Reapers
the warriors get an auto win........dart takes the deader Monkeys.......
Auto win for the Thunder as they roll all over the decaying Monkeys........lets hear it for necro worship, dart takes the another worm food team.......
Zeta
the first place Vatican Angels look to alter boy the Blood Sausages.......i think the curse of first place will return to zeta in this game....Vienna in a close one.......dart is so conflicted between his love for all things winged and his penchant for sausage (go ahead let the phallic jokes fly) that he is thinking tie........
ASS squared and tatanka tatanka lock it up in what should be the game of the week.....wow this one comes down to game planning......it could go either way but i think buffalo will win because they have a tendency to lose to teams they have no business losing to, Assass doesn't fall into that catagory........dart likes ass......er the Assassins
The Huskies get an auto win......Dart still thinks the Hofs are a real team and picks them....
The Bats take on the Bulldogs who are off to a rough start (see Bulldogs you are moving up in the world)......I think that rough start continues and Valencia wins.......never fails teams with winged mascots, dart takes the Bats
Dresden go against the Conquistadors, I think the boys from Spain will treat the bombers like the new world complete with the Syphilis.......Connies win..........Dart is down with the syphilis (wasn't that a song by Disturbed?) and picks Dresden
on paper the Saints have advantages in the scouting bars.....I'm not sure that will mean anything to the Bloodravens.....I'll take London......Dart goes with wings again and picks the Ravens
Sayreville is coming off a tough loss, they will be looking to use The tommies as a slump-buster or humping post and will do both.......the stampede trample the tommies......Dart remembers being used as a humping post and also takes the Stampede
Turns out the Lions have no teeth and no chance of beating the Paladins......dart disagrees and picks the Lions
Okay looks like the Dart is getting a lot of love lately......just remember dart has no allegiance to anyone and can turn on you in a flick of the wrist......he can be a fickle bitch......but for now he is basking in your adoration.....(storm mutters under his breath) "thunder stealing little twat......it's not like he has to any of the goddamn typing.....I swear one more pick against my team and his ass is going out the window again......what is he hanging out with Asmodan.....I mean come on"
By the way almost forgot........Good luck Gentlemen
Last edited Mar 1, 2009 21:27:02
Sir Snootch
offline
offline
Well glad that you got this one, and that dart was wrong. I normally dig the dart, but for this one game I'll say it's ok to be wrong once in a while. 
GG to the Vatican City Angels. I thought it would be much closer. Best of luck the rest of the way.
GG to the Vatican City Angels. I thought it would be much closer. Best of luck the rest of the way.
AlmightyFishtank
offline
offline
We had the lead...we just couldn't drive for the win.
I'm starting to wonder if my LB will ever get to force a fumble...so many Monster Hits, so little result.
I'm starting to wonder if my LB will ever get to force a fumble...so many Monster Hits, so little result.
You are not logged in. Please log in if you want to post a reply.
