Warrior General Games

69) We Do Not Perform This Position, We Are Against All Forms Of Sodomy.

68) We Recently Installed Handicap Ramps In Our Stadium To Better Help Our Opponents Leave The Stadium.

67) We wear the same underwear for days on end to help the environment.

66) We Donated 10 Million Dollars To The Production Of Electric Vehicles.

65) We also installed a parrot perch.

64) Sent Our Wives To Meet Y'all Spouses And Treated Them To A Spa.

63) Told our wives to be nice and to quit calling your wives fatasses behind their back.

62) Finially a team that everyone hates that actually wins UNLIKE Cobra Kai.

61) When our opponents play hurt, we do them a favor by sending them to bleechers for the rest of the season and provide the ticket.

60) We Do Not Kick The Ball Off Or Punt, We Let You Take It At The 30 Like In College Football.

59) When were play the 12 cupcake teams in EEA Alpha we give PowersConnection a day off and allow my 8 year old to run the defense. My 3 year old runs the offense.

58) We Deny Any Sponsors And Promotions From Cereal Companies And Clothing Companies To Give Our Opponents A Chance To Make Some Money.

57) Before The Game, We Give Our Opponents Little Fortune Cookies With Lucky Lottery Numbers In Them.

56)We charge Ice Cube royalities for using Czech Yourself in his hit 1993 song even though we were created in 2008.

55)Our Mascot wears baggy jeans and has a Gucci Belt. He shows off his underwear so the guys know he is good for anal sex anytime.

54)The 31 yard line is really the 69 yard line in our stadium

53)Our popcorn is really Luzit's fungus corns. Our hotdog is really Luzit's dead cats intenstines grinded up. Yum.

52)We have no mods on our team

51)We hold the title for the most bannings and locked threads.

50) We drug test all our players to make sure they dont have any anabolic Vet Points....