Warrior General Games

Originally posted by thorpemark
Well... sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!

"Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend."

movie?

Here is another hint:

"That's right... I've killed women and children. Killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time, or another. And, I'm here to kill you, little Bill. For what you did to Ned."

Unforgiven.

Originally posted by Dujoman
Yeah its one of the Austin Powers movies. Dont think its the first....rather 3rd.

it's the first one.

"You had me at hello" </eye squint>

Originally posted by Dujoman
Originally posted by Adamjk

Originally posted by Scoot


"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."

Haha. that's either Goldmember, or one of the other Austin Powers films.

Actually now that I think about it, think it's the first one.

Yeah its one of the Austin Powers movies. Dont think its the first....rather 3rd.

No its the first. its when him and seth green went to group counseling

Originally posted by salsendardo
"You had me at hello" </eye squint>

Jerry Maguire

Mademoiselle Rimbaud: Your Majesty! I was raised in a convent. I don't indulge in pleasures of the flesh.
King Louis XVI: You don't put out, he don't get out.
Mademoiselle Rimbaud: Your Majesty, I simply don't do it.
King Louis XVI: Come on, you do it. You love to do it. We all do it. You do it...
Mademoiselle Rimbaud: No, I don't!
King Louis XVI: I do it, I love to do it. I just did it and I'm ready to do it again, don't tell me you don't do it!

Originally posted by hutchins929
"Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing around. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the clear water - BAM! A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask you, do you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?!"


My cousin Vinny

Originally posted by niners4207
Originally posted by salsendardo

"You had me at hello" </eye squint>

Jerry Maguire

Mademoiselle Rimbaud: Your Majesty! I was raised in a convent. I don't indulge in pleasures of the flesh.
King Louis XVI: You don't put out, he don't get out.
Mademoiselle Rimbaud: Your Majesty, I simply don't do it.
King Louis XVI: Come on, you do it. You love to do it. We all do it. You do it...
Mademoiselle Rimbaud: No, I don't!
King Louis XVI: I do it, I love to do it. I just did it and I'm ready to do it again, don't tell me you don't do it!

guess.. History of the World part 2?

Originally posted by thorpemark
Originally posted by niners4207

Originally posted by salsendardo


"You had me at hello" </eye squint>

Jerry Maguire

Mademoiselle Rimbaud: Your Majesty! I was raised in a convent. I don't indulge in pleasures of the flesh.
King Louis XVI: You don't put out, he don't get out.
Mademoiselle Rimbaud: Your Majesty, I simply don't do it.
King Louis XVI: Come on, you do it. You love to do it. We all do it. You do it...
Mademoiselle Rimbaud: No, I don't!
King Louis XVI: I do it, I love to do it. I just did it and I'm ready to do it again, don't tell me you don't do it!

guess.. History of the World part 2?

you are good. I love movie! Perhaps the best move ever.

Moses: The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen...
[drops one of the tablets]
Moses: Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!

Naked girl: OH OH OH AWWWWW oh baby harder harder
Hung dude: Argh Argh Argh!

History of the worlkd Part 1 for the fifteen commandments. It's good to be the king.


Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

"Shop Smart...Shop S-Mart"

Originally posted by hutchins929
"Shop Smart...Shop S-Mart"

Army of Darkness

Guy 1: "Hey man where-where-where's your cup holder?"

Guy 2: "I don't have one."

Guy 1: "What the f- w'you mean you don't have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?"

Guy 2: "It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It's a limited edition."

Guy 1: "You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along."

Originally posted by hutchins929
Guy 1: "Hey man where-where-where's your cup holder?"

Guy 2: "I don't have one."

Guy 1: "What the f- w'you mean you don't have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?"

Guy 2: "It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It's a limited edition."

Guy 1: "You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along."


Wow I know this movie I just cant remember the damn name!!! Is that bad boys?

Originally posted by hutchins929
Guy 1: "Hey man where-where-where's your cup holder?"

Guy 2: "I don't have one."

Guy 1: "What the f- w'you mean you don't have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?"

Guy 2: "It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It's a limited edition."

Guy 1: "You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along."



bad boys chalk one up for dalpoas