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cybermacy
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And the rabbi said, "MOOOOO-ve over sanity, here come the bi-lingual speaking hot tamales!

I love spanish dishes, I think I will have seconds please, oh, what's this? You have 2 Filipino chicks under your arms my Latin Lover, well, all we need now is:

A Hotel Room
A 10 Gallon Bucket of Peanut Oil
and...
A Tarp
then....
Let the fun times Begin!

Oh, I need a snorkel too!"

Seriously... The rabbi said that... How weird.
 
barnardanimal
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Everyone knows a rabbi would only need half that much peanut oil.
 
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Originally posted by monsieur mangetout



Posting in all League Forums should now be completely 100% serious...Discuss





 
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Originally posted by monsieur mangetout




Posting in all League Forums should now be completely 100% serious...Discuss







I was being serious!
 
cybermacy
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Originally posted by barnardanimal
Everyone knows a rabbi would only need half that much peanut oil.


is peanut oil kosher?
 
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Originally posted by cybermacy
Originally posted by barnardanimal

Everyone knows a rabbi would only need half that much peanut oil.


is peanut oil kosher?


Not after it is used in the manner that I stated, lol
 
Ahoda
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I hear if you cut off a Rabbi's beard, he turns into a bag of gold. I wonder if that's true?
 
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Originally posted by Ahoda
I hear if you cut off a Rabbi's beard, he turns into a bag of gold. I wonder if that's true?


The Rabbi or the beard? If it's the beard, then you can keep the Rabbi and keep him growing beards and keep getting bags of gold. If it's the Rabbi that turns into the gold, then you'll have to figure out how to close him from the beard and grow a new Rabbi to get more gold!
 
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And if the rabbi turns into a bag of gold, what happens to the beard? Does she find another gay rabbi?
 
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Originally posted by Ahoda

I hear if you cut off a Rabbi's beard, he turns into a bag of gold. I wonder if that's true?


The Rabbi or the beard? If it's the beard, then you can keep the Rabbi and keep him growing beards and keep getting bags of gold. If it's the Rabbi that turns into the gold, then you'll have to figure out how to close him from the beard and grow a new Rabbi to get more gold!


Confucius says.......
 
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man with hole in pocket feel nuts all day.
 
Ahoda
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Originally posted by saltman241
man with hole in pocket feel nuts all day.



That reminds me of the time i cut a hole in the popcorn tub at the movies and placed my d......I think you get the jist.
 
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Originally posted by Ahoda
Originally posted by saltman241

man with hole in pocket feel nuts all day.



That reminds me of the time i cut a hole in the popcorn tub at the movies and placed my d......I think you get the jist.


i get the jizz?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
 
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Originally posted by Ahoda
Originally posted by saltman241

man with hole in pocket feel nuts all day.



That reminds me of the time i cut a hole in the popcorn tub at the movies and placed my d......I think you get the jist.


Butternuts?

or Cream Corn?
 
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After Pinky eats a bunch of mushrooms he finds himself in his basement with women allover his stripper pole playing this on his 200" screen.

(possibly nws for those anally retentive bosses out there)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLXkgRrz6_s
 
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