you can suck my dick for free.
EmpYllek
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Why would I suck yours for free when your wife pays me to let her suck mine?
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Club America
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Originally posted by EmpYllek
Why would I suck yours for free when your wife pays me to let her suck mine?
got 3 dogs, no wife.
which one is it, the big lab you been fucking with? I noticed he licks himself a lot more these days.
Why would I suck yours for free when your wife pays me to let her suck mine?
got 3 dogs, no wife.
which one is it, the big lab you been fucking with? I noticed he licks himself a lot more these days.
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CA I know the love went out of your relationship a long time ago but saying you have no wife and calling her a labrador is a little extreme.
Anyway shut the fuck up as Im in FFA just now and we own them better when were on the same fucking page.
Anyway shut the fuck up as Im in FFA just now and we own them better when were on the same fucking page.
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Originally posted by EmpYllek
Anyway junior enjoy spending your life in mediocrity whilst I win a fucking nobel prize in chemistry.
The Nobel Prize is just a consolation prize for wasting your life on something that 99.9% of the population doesn't care about.
Anyway junior enjoy spending your life in mediocrity whilst I win a fucking nobel prize in chemistry.
The Nobel Prize is just a consolation prize for wasting your life on something that 99.9% of the population doesn't care about.
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Yeah but 99.9% of the population are so shitty its offensive to actually call them human anymore. Sure they might be homo sapiens but theyve lost the awesomeness that makes an ape human.
Club America
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apes = jungle
humans play computer games
evolution requires stupidity. It really does.
s/ alien ant pharm
humans play computer games
evolution requires stupidity. It really does.
s/ alien ant pharm
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Originally posted by EmpYllek
Originally posted by bl18rm84
Well that's just great. I need to have my computer fixed, finish building my house, fix my truck, have surgery on my back and my laundry needs to be taken care of. You want to get right on those for me Mr. Most educated.
O wait, that's right, your self acclaimed the most educated. Well, my laundry should be right up your alley anyway.
Why the fuck would I ever do someone such as yourself any service? Hell you couldnt pay me enough to help your worthless ass out of a burning car. Anyway junior enjoy spending your life in mediocrity whilst I win a fucking nobel prize in chemistry.
Incidentally anyone in the Glasgow area needing tutoring for their high school kids in maths and science should let me know. I only charge £30 an hour but Im unwilling to deal with anyone under the age of 16 as Im unable to have sex with them (why do you Yanks insist on 18 for consent?). Also people I tutor must be female and at most a size 10 and a C cup size.
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Originally posted by bl18rm84
Well that's just great. I need to have my computer fixed, finish building my house, fix my truck, have surgery on my back and my laundry needs to be taken care of. You want to get right on those for me Mr. Most educated.
O wait, that's right, your self acclaimed the most educated. Well, my laundry should be right up your alley anyway.
Why the fuck would I ever do someone such as yourself any service? Hell you couldnt pay me enough to help your worthless ass out of a burning car. Anyway junior enjoy spending your life in mediocrity whilst I win a fucking nobel prize in chemistry.
Incidentally anyone in the Glasgow area needing tutoring for their high school kids in maths and science should let me know. I only charge £30 an hour but Im unwilling to deal with anyone under the age of 16 as Im unable to have sex with them (why do you Yanks insist on 18 for consent?). Also people I tutor must be female and at most a size 10 and a C cup size.
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Originally posted by EmpYllek
Yeah but 99.9% of the population are so shitty its offensive to actually call them human anymore. Sure they might be homo sapiens but theyve lost the awesomeness that makes an ape human.
So why don't you fix it, your the smartest one shouldn't be a problem for ya.
Yeah but 99.9% of the population are so shitty its offensive to actually call them human anymore. Sure they might be homo sapiens but theyve lost the awesomeness that makes an ape human.
So why don't you fix it, your the smartest one shouldn't be a problem for ya.
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Originally posted by EmpYllek
Originally posted by bl18rm84
Well that's just great. I need to have my computer fixed, finish building my house, fix my truck, have surgery on my back and my laundry needs to be taken care of. You want to get right on those for me Mr. Most educated.
O wait, that's right, your self acclaimed the most educated. Well, my laundry should be right up your alley anyway.
Why the fuck would I ever do someone such as yourself any service? Hell you couldnt pay me enough to help your worthless ass out of a burning car. Anyway junior enjoy spending your life in mediocrity whilst I win a fucking nobel prize in chemistry.
Incidentally anyone in the Glasgow area needing tutoring for their high school kids in maths and science should let me know. I only charge £30 an hour but Im unwilling to deal with anyone under the age of 16 as Im unable to have sex with them (why do you Yanks insist on 18 for consent?). Also people I tutor must be female and at most a size 10 and a C cup size.
Isn't living on the internet great. I'm not sure I've shared my accomplishments yet, I cured cancer at the age of 12, but the gov't is covering it up, once they see I posted this they'll be all over me. I'm now secretly married to Faith Hill, and have won 2 Superbowl MVP's. I just got an email from Bill Gates asking me for a loan, and in case you're wondering, there's a reason they call it DUBlin!
Originally posted by bl18rm84
Well that's just great. I need to have my computer fixed, finish building my house, fix my truck, have surgery on my back and my laundry needs to be taken care of. You want to get right on those for me Mr. Most educated.
O wait, that's right, your self acclaimed the most educated. Well, my laundry should be right up your alley anyway.
Why the fuck would I ever do someone such as yourself any service? Hell you couldnt pay me enough to help your worthless ass out of a burning car. Anyway junior enjoy spending your life in mediocrity whilst I win a fucking nobel prize in chemistry.
Incidentally anyone in the Glasgow area needing tutoring for their high school kids in maths and science should let me know. I only charge £30 an hour but Im unwilling to deal with anyone under the age of 16 as Im unable to have sex with them (why do you Yanks insist on 18 for consent?). Also people I tutor must be female and at most a size 10 and a C cup size.
Isn't living on the internet great. I'm not sure I've shared my accomplishments yet, I cured cancer at the age of 12, but the gov't is covering it up, once they see I posted this they'll be all over me. I'm now secretly married to Faith Hill, and have won 2 Superbowl MVP's. I just got an email from Bill Gates asking me for a loan, and in case you're wondering, there's a reason they call it DUBlin!
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Originally posted by DubsOnD
Originally posted by EmpYllek
Originally posted by bl18rm84
Well that's just great. I need to have my computer fixed, finish building my house, fix my truck, have surgery on my back and my laundry needs to be taken care of. You want to get right on those for me Mr. Most educated.
O wait, that's right, your self acclaimed the most educated. Well, my laundry should be right up your alley anyway.
Why the fuck would I ever do someone such as yourself any service? Hell you couldnt pay me enough to help your worthless ass out of a burning car. Anyway junior enjoy spending your life in mediocrity whilst I win a fucking nobel prize in chemistry.
Incidentally anyone in the Glasgow area needing tutoring for their high school kids in maths and science should let me know. I only charge £30 an hour but Im unwilling to deal with anyone under the age of 16 as Im unable to have sex with them (why do you Yanks insist on 18 for consent?). Also people I tutor must be female and at most a size 10 and a C cup size.
Isn't living on the internet great. I'm not sure I've shared my accomplishments yet, I cured cancer at the age of 12, but the gov't is covering it up, once they see I posted this they'll be all over me. I'm now secretly married to Faith Hill, and have won 2 Superbowl MVP's. I just got an email from Bill Gates asking me for a loan, and in case you're wondering, there's a reason they call it DUBlin!
You don't normally see people competing over who's the "smartest" and "most highly educated" and "a mathlete" on a site that has something to do with sports, though.
Originally posted by EmpYllek
Originally posted by bl18rm84
Well that's just great. I need to have my computer fixed, finish building my house, fix my truck, have surgery on my back and my laundry needs to be taken care of. You want to get right on those for me Mr. Most educated.
O wait, that's right, your self acclaimed the most educated. Well, my laundry should be right up your alley anyway.
Why the fuck would I ever do someone such as yourself any service? Hell you couldnt pay me enough to help your worthless ass out of a burning car. Anyway junior enjoy spending your life in mediocrity whilst I win a fucking nobel prize in chemistry.
Incidentally anyone in the Glasgow area needing tutoring for their high school kids in maths and science should let me know. I only charge £30 an hour but Im unwilling to deal with anyone under the age of 16 as Im unable to have sex with them (why do you Yanks insist on 18 for consent?). Also people I tutor must be female and at most a size 10 and a C cup size.
Isn't living on the internet great. I'm not sure I've shared my accomplishments yet, I cured cancer at the age of 12, but the gov't is covering it up, once they see I posted this they'll be all over me. I'm now secretly married to Faith Hill, and have won 2 Superbowl MVP's. I just got an email from Bill Gates asking me for a loan, and in case you're wondering, there's a reason they call it DUBlin!
You don't normally see people competing over who's the "smartest" and "most highly educated" and "a mathlete" on a site that has something to do with sports, though.
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Originally posted by Club America
Ive been having a lot of anal sex with a lot of your mothers on the internet.
Oh good god, that's a good way to fry your headphone jack. I don't know what people have told you, but you can't have sex with people over the internet and using ports on the back of your computer doesn't make it anal. I would recommend unplugging your PC and letting it dry out a bit before using it lest is short circuit.
Ive been having a lot of anal sex with a lot of your mothers on the internet.
Oh good god, that's a good way to fry your headphone jack. I don't know what people have told you, but you can't have sex with people over the internet and using ports on the back of your computer doesn't make it anal. I would recommend unplugging your PC and letting it dry out a bit before using it lest is short circuit.
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