Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Gashouse
Why did I know I'd have issues with Yaks.


Because we like to bitch

Now the West....Defense ST first...

Originally posted by Kutzy
Originally posted by Gashouse

Why did I know I'd have issues with Yaks.


Because we like to bitch

you guys have valid issues...but I'm thinking therapy is a better way to resolve them. DANG...I meant valid POINTS!

Now stop distracting me...

May the sour looks begin...let's go inside out

Western
NT (as listed on the Honor Roll at Washington Carver Middle School)
1) Gilbert Agoucha
2) FATTY MCRUNBLOCKER
3) William Rollins JR.

Honorable Mention: Volcano Wise/Sir Sack-a-tron

my vote: Gilbert Agoucha

DT (as listed on the Halls of Montezuma)
1) Craphonso Slocum Ffum nums are unreal
2) Bubba Schneider
3) Kazuo Nob

4) Buck Strongarm/AT W/Johnny StoneWall great bunch of talent here it was hard to leave these guys off...

I'mg guessin here...but it looks like Yukon is retooling...

My vote: Craphonso these are better game changing numbers than sack IMO.

LDE (as listed on the Shores of Tripoli)
1) Warren G. Harding
2) Mr BaronVonMonkey
3) Bronco McStomp

Honorable Mention: Mike DuTart

my vote: Bronco McStomp

RDE (as listed on the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe) loads of talent here.
1) Brick Hillsowski
2) K.C. McElwaykiller
3) Vizzini 0

Honorable Mention: Chester Baldman

my vote: K.C. McElwaykiller, I can't help it, I cry when I see Derrick T hitting JElway. It's such a glorious reminder.

LOLB (as listed on the guest list at the Houston Debutante Ball) again a talented group
1) Banana Hammock 5FFums game changer
2) Jason Trotter
3) Alex Macdonald

Honorable Mention: Rock Wise/Flying Pikachu/Big D Thomas

my vote: Banana Hammock

ROLB (as listed on the side of the carton)
1) Wall Banger
2) Dontez Sanders
3) Englebert Smith

Honorable Mention: Aethon McButterface/Ed Hochuli; one of my personal favs...

my vote: Wall Banger

MLB (as compiled by Latvian Method Transcribers of Near Russia)
1) Dan Lansing
2) Bryan Anderson
3) Hitstick Hillsowski
4) Boab Lynch

Honorable Mention: Erling Madsen/Austin Box

my vote: Bryan Anderson

CB (5 listed)
1) Jewcoby Jones
2) Santiago Jackson
3) Guiga Lazzaris
4) Blue Blazer
5) Austin Powers

my vote: Blue Blazer

SS
1) Troy HardHitter
2) Ghost Wise; get a new avy, Bo knows triceps, those are passable.
3) Kenny Moran

Honorable Mention: Peter "Kichwa" Tembo/Sam McGriddle

my vote: Kenny Moran

FS
1) Potatus Fry
2) Jay Nasty
3) Charles "Rook" Godfrey

Honorable Mention: Lendy Holmes, again anyone that gets 171 tackles deserves a mention.

my vote: Potatus Fry

okay I've had a LIiT so if I don't get these last few right...cut me some slack...

Special Teams:
K
1) Kickin DaBallsIn
2) Steve Smithy
3) Kick Larsson

Honorable Mention: Lucie Draper

my vote: Steve Smithy

P
1) Johnny Pin'um
2) Mo Hard
3) Zack Adcock

Honorable Mention: Boomer McFoote; tried three FGs from beyond 40

my vote: Johnny Pin'um

KR
1) Hurricane Jackson
2) Chris "I take a" Gamble
3) Ryan Broyles

my vote: Hurricane Jackson

PR
1) Hurricane Jackson

my vote: Hurricane Jackson; this guy wins hand's down.

At-Large Players
1) Anthony Vaughan; combo back
2) Rhed Rocket; Rhed will make it on the HB list but his rcv TDs are sick.
3) SWEETNESS 34; all around schtud
4) TD Crawford

If I missed a stat somewhere I apologize but I think I got a good group

Now my DMVP of the conference: Hurricane Jackson; single biggest game changer in the league; IMO, on ST...you can't punt the ball to this player...period.

Originally posted by Gashouse

Originally posted by jloescher3

No love for the leading human punter for punt average... i know im not called on much, but 44.5 is a damn good average and nearly a full yard better than your winner. pssht.


Sorry jloescher you still don't make the list. Respectfully, you have a point...thanks for asking.

Sorry CoachBlunderkopf/Gashouse...you cant exclude someone cuz they play for a team that doesnt punt very often... my punter would have the same or better stats if he played more... id say his results have been on the low side... and he played all season no boost..... now that hes boosted look at the champ game stats...... just take a look at that 61 yarder and tell me i dont belong on that list.... pssht.

Ouch,

The superbowl winners only got 1 guy in the Pro bowl

GH, thanks for doing this and they're honored. *bow*

Originally posted by Roctronic
Ouch,

The superbowl winners only got 1 guy in the Pro bowl o_O


well its not Offense and good "teams" which you have rarely get lots of players in because you played as a unit that's why you took the title everyone else was too one-sided

Originally posted by Saintsfan83
Originally posted by Roctronic

Ouch,

The superbowl winners only got 1 guy in the Pro bowl o_O


well its not Offense and good "teams" which you have rarely get lots of players in because you played as a unit that's why you took the title everyone else was too one-sided


Makes Sense.

I kinda figured that .

We beat the Bulls and the Yaks, woot! lol

Thanks for the rankings gasser. Curious, get your name because you "gas the house"? Give me a pound of beef jerky and my wife will argue with anyone over who deserves that label.

Great selections Coach and thanks for doing this.

Originally posted by Slayer4099
Thanks for the rankings gasser. Curious, get your name because you "gas the house"? Give me a pound of beef jerky and my wife will argue with anyone over who deserves that label.

No, my granddad passed away over Thanksgiving and he loved the 1934 St Louis Cardinals. I've used Gashouse Gang in FantBaseball and FF...so I've taken it for this on-line name for his tribute. the guys never washed their unis and came in with cleats up...no one liked them. Imagine holding a guy at first and having to smell his BO...yah...or being a SS upwind of him after he tried to cleat you.

and jloescher sorry you take issue with my selections. I went back and tried to justify you as an At-Large player and I just can't put you there because you had 1 more yard over 21 punts. That's 21 yards...I see your point and I respect your opinion.

Roc...sorry that the Defense numbers didn't come through...you had some numbers. But I was surprised too.

Offense in a few...this should be interesting.

I'm not sure if I'm reading this right, but it looks to me like you said you'd take Bronco McStomp over Warren G. Harding. Unless you're basing a lot on the two extra forced fumbles by McStomp, I'm not sure how this makes sense.

#1. This thread will forgotten in a week.
#2. There's nothing official about it.
#3. Some of you won't even be in this conference soon.
#4. If you don't like his way of choosing, there's a new thread field to type in at the bottom of the forum page.

So, in other words, relax, people. If he didn't pick you, who cares.

Originally posted by eb45
I'm not sure if I'm reading this right, but it looks to me like you said you'd take Bronco McStomp over Warren G. Harding. Unless you're basing a lot on the two extra forced fumbles by McStomp, I'm not sure how this makes sense.

Yea I am not sure why Mcstomp either. I consider Harding and Mr. BaronVonmonkey leagues apart from McStomp this season. The reason why I say Mr. BaronVonmonkey is also leagues away is because he may have led the league in Tackles for loss (a stat just as good as sacks). He had 37 on top of 113 tackles 35 hurries and 29 sacks.