Speedy Cl-Cl-Claxton (FB)
....He looked like a a "runaway beer truck with a broken parking brake"
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=260026&pbp_id=8541406
...and then ran out of gas on this one
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=259987&pbp_id=9801142