Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Porch
Son, we live in a world that has games and those games need to be played by men with balls. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Pirate? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for peace and curse the Triceratops; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that losing, while tragic, probably was more enjoyable and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, makes this more fun. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on this board, you need me on this board. We use words like fag, tard, fucking idiot. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to liven this place up. You use them as a shield. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very enjoyment I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a keyboard and post something clever. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

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Epic

Epic indeed, as in epic failure.

wow that is so witty...

Originally posted by Bixby
Epic indeed, as in epic failure.

Youre kidding right? Just because you dont get the reference because you have zero knowledge of the awesomeness of Col.Jessop doesnt mean you should besmirch the mans name by calling that post a failure.

Originally posted by Porch
Son, we live in a world that has games and those games need to be played by men with balls. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Pirate? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for peace and curse the Triceratops; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that losing, while tragic, probably was more enjoyable and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, makes this more fun. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on this board, you need me on this board. We use words like fag, tard, fucking idiot. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to liven this place up. You use them as a shield. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very enjoyment I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a keyboard and post something clever. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

But to truly finish this off you should have used " YOUR DAMN RIGHT I AM A JACKASS " Then you would have made it a complete reference. Was funny though.

You are probably right but I was in a hurry.

Originally posted by 1freebird
Originally posted by Porch

Son, we live in a world that has games and those games need to be played by men with balls. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Pirate? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for peace and curse the Triceratops; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that losing, while tragic, probably was more enjoyable and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, makes this more fun. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on this board, you need me on this board. We use words like fag, tard, fucking idiot. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to liven this place up. You use them as a shield. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very enjoyment I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a keyboard and post something clever. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

But to truly finish this off you should have used " YOUR DAMN RIGHT I AM A JACKASS " Then you would have made it a complete reference. Was funny though.




Truth.....

I hope that we as the dickheads of the forums can make a treaty with the non-dickheads, lamers, boring people and lurkers of this forum so that we can all live in peas.

If not, we'll burn you base down and take all your monies.

You guys should embrace and love us all.

In fact if any of you are hot, female and between the ages of 18-23 you dont have to embrace me but you can love me physically all night long.

Originally posted by EmpYllek
In fact if any of you are hot, female and between the ages of 18-23 you dont have to embrace me but you can love me physically all night long.


Yeah, retard, I can see a lot of girls playing this stupid ass game. Maybe theres a tranny in the lot that can meet you half way.

I will whore out my kicker if you'd like. Shes good for a poop shoot contest Im sure.

You never know. Maybe Eric is a hot blond with big tits.

Originally posted by Porch
You never know. Maybe Eric is a hot blond with big tits.

Sure, and I have the smarts of Stephen HAwking and the money of Donald Trump.

Originally posted by Colt Seavers
Originally posted by Porch

You never know. Maybe Eric is a hot blond with big tits.

Sure, and I have the smarts of Stephen HAwking and the money of Donald Trump.



Or maybe the looks of Stephen Hawking and the smarts of a Jerry Springer guest...





....This message was brought to you by Kathmandu... the team that will own all your asses next season, when we arrive. (And by the sound of it, many of you will enjoy that ass ownage!) You've been warned.

Whats the over/under on this dick running off to the nice forum with eric and the restof the girls.