Warrior General Games

Originally posted by csull36
Originally posted by Bopher1

I'm going to make a bold prediction saying that no one goes undefeated in Alpha..



See how annoying that is...

+1

Thank you.

I'm glad my comedy did not go unnoticed. Makes me all warm and tingly inside..



Also, we just lost our last Scrim because our AI said to go for it on 4th down, up by 1 pt, with 8 seconds to go, inside our 20. Amazing..

2 loses in scrims by a combined 9 pts, for my team? I will take that as an improvement.

ok so I guess i will fire the first volley......

this is the dartboard, I am joined as always by my frenemy the dart......who is just that a dart. See I use all of my football expertise from a lifetime of watching and playing the game to come up with insightful and humorous observations. while Dart gets flung in the air using his sharp metal point to determine his picks.....does it matter to the dart whether you have a three point advantage in blocking or a plus 6 in passing defense.......NO not in the least.

so here we go........

its inter-league first so that should be interesting....

Belgian Beers Take on the diamond dealers......well since the dealers have no depth on defense......or anywhere else for that matter and no place kicker, im gonna have to go with The Beers, by the second half they should be scoring at will. Dart takes the beers.....what a shocker.

Sweden takes on buffalo....Tatanka has an advantage numbers wise and they counter what sweden does well so i think the buffs take this one.

Bow Street versus Amsterdam......unless The runners fall asleep at the wheel they should stroll.....the Chiefs don't have the offensive weapons to move the ball against Bow Street.

Arakis versus The Glasgow Colored Trombones (is that anything like a rusty trombone?). Arakis has depth issues ad that to the fact that glasgow doesn't, and arakis is looking at a long day. Trombones take it or give it depending on how you look at it??? Dart takes the worms.....

The Glasgow Lions take on Munich hofbrauhausenglasgenspoofken (name that Monty Python Sketch).....Munich has advantages in key areas and negates the only area The lions had numbers in. Dart also takes Munich.

Chargers versus The blood Sausages (is that anything like.......nevermind). The blood sausages depth could be a factor....or they might just come out and punch Recklinghausen right in the teeth....either way I take Vienna. Dart takes The Chargers.

THIS JUST IN TO THE DARTBOARD NEWS ROOM........Carlmont goes CPU congrats on your first win Dogs......Dart Takes the Dogs Also.

Cork City takes on the London Gunner-hammers.....I would guess judging by the fact that we out level London's players by an average of 24 levels across the board.....triple digits are pretty much unavoidable.......unless they all level up in which case we'll only score 250 rather than 300...this is really unfair to a new team, You guys got dropped into a meat grinder...dart takes London....

the 18 players team Lazy added was a good start and certainly shored up their defense but it still wont be enough to hold off Tranmere....Tranny in a boat race.....dart takes team lazy.......By the way Icelandic child molesters with fake mustaches hanging out with puppets and little girls with pink hair is still really creepy and wrong, just so you know......

kilkenny takes out limerick.......i have nothing witty to say.....I'm still feeling icky about the whole lazy town thing......I'm serious that show is so freaky.....and not freaky in a good way.......not freaky in the Angelina Jolie "I know you're bat-shit crazy but that only makes you hotter way".......no freaky in the you eat stew made out of children while dressed as a clown way. speaking of freaks dart takes limerick.

Ikk Fu versus Vatican, the church of rome's team improved greatly last season and it looks like they might start off the Mutineers season on a sour note....I'll take the paladins.....dart takes ikk fu

Athens takes on Belfast......this is a coin flip because you never know which athens team is going to show up in this case the numbers are meaningless......i'll take the mafia to win the coin flip.....dart takes athens.....

the grim reapers take on the bloodravens.......i think the ravens take this one but i dont know could be a long day for london. dart takes the reapers.

Headline: Arctic Blast freezes Huskies.......should be a good game. dart takes the blast.

Southriding takes on Bizarrome and wins in a blow out.......dart also takes the rays.....

The tractors take on the Brawling Tommies these are almost identical teams so i'll take the tommies in a coin flip. dart takes the tractors....

So there you have game one......and as always good luck gentlemen.

Originally posted by Storm60
ok so I guess i will fire the first volley......


the 18 players team Lazy added was a good start and certainly shored up their defense but it still wont be enough to hold off Tranmere....Tranny in a boat race.....dart takes team lazy.......By the way Icelandic child molesters with fake mustaches hanging out with puppets and little girls with pink hair is still really creepy and wrong, just so you know......




Lol.. There is just something about Pink Hair...

good read Storm.

good write-up.

we havent been an underdog in a couple seasons. its gonna be fun.

Le's go, Zeta! Bring tha noize!

chug

Nice write up.

Thanks! Nicely done!

Originally posted by Lassy
Thanks! Nicely done!

not one of my best although i do think this line was particularly inspired....
"I'm serious that show is so freaky.....and not freaky in a good way.......not freaky in the Angelina Jolie "I know you're bat-shit crazy but that only makes you hotter way".......no freaky in the you eat stew made out of children while dressed as a clown way."

thanks......i hope it drew a chuckle

Storm > Asmo imo


Whatever happened to him?...

Originally posted by Bopher1
Storm > Asmo imo


Whatever happened to him?...

who cares?

Originally posted by Storm60
Originally posted by Bopher1

Storm > Asmo imo


Whatever happened to him?...

who cares?

i kid, i'm a kidder........i don't know maybe he got busy........but no really who cares?

Haha.. I am glad I am still in this league, as well as you. I don't know what i'd do if it was different...

Bizarrome?

Nice.

I guess they look identical to the other Rome, except they have beards, eyepatches, and/or scars.