Warrior General Games

Originally posted by KtOwnsYou
Originally posted by HSKRCHMPS

Originally posted by dagwood13


Great write up HSKRCHMPS, and even better comments. The Stoners have it coming Oct 13 - 17th. We will see how good they are.

Thank you sir! You know, I like to stir the pot. I think my upset picks do that. It helps to reinstate what we've had on these forums in seasons past, excluding last season. It definitely gives everybody something to talk about, whether that means "Omaha sucks!" or what have you. That, and when KT tries to rap, write a poem, or just talk smack, it's so ridiculously stupid, you can't help but laugh! LOL

its so funny that you write predictions and u always say we gonna lose and we win.

go get a real job u pussy. stop sitting behind the comp screen and dissin the stoners.

yo lame ass omaha team is as fucked as yo mom

I know that you're angry that you will continue your employment at the golden arches, but one day, when you learn the English language, you may be able to start a rap career! I mean, really, if you're going to hang with the best of 'em, you really only need to learn a few words. "Uuhhhhh" is one of em. I think you might have that one. Can you say "Uuhhhh"? LOL Jackass! Thanks for giving me something to laugh at. Btw, I have a real job. I'm an Allstate agent. Just a slow day here, burger flipper!

Originally posted by KtOwnsYou
Originally posted by HSKRCHMPS

Wow! KT, please do us all a favor, and don't quit your day job! That was horrible!

wow hrkrchmps. do us a favor and stop staring at yo ass.

Huh? Nothing wrong with smack talk, but at least make sense when you do it!

Can you insure my nuts? They need some good hands right now... Sorry man I couldn't help myself

Originally posted by Minnsooner
Can you insure my nuts? They need some good hands right now... Sorry man I couldn't help myself

LMFAO! Nice!

Originally posted by Minnsooner
Originally posted by ZephyrFox

Gamblers are trying to stay competitive, but being handed a team with one human player isn't easy. Frankly, we'll take any game where we score or hold the other team under 100 points as a victory. Hell, we take forcing punts as a victory right now.

You got some cash and that will help. Start recruiting now for next season and you will be ok.

Yeah, I've been trying to toss it around. Max cash for trades, max bonus and 1000-3000 over min salary for FAs... Many don't want to join a team on a 16 game skid. At least we have a good stadium.

kt please never again attempt that

Originally posted by KtOwnsYou
alright ill go for it:


ayy we da stoners

we fuck dem hoes before gametime

we shoot dem nikkas heads till they drop dead

ya know how we roll down the field and score that touchdown on ya mom

1 handed grab on her ass. in da locker rooms it smells like axe

ya u know how we roll when we down by 3.

we go down the field and score that touchdown for the victory

when our qb drops back from the pocket.

they sent out the rush but they too slow to catch him

and too slow to sack him.

we do that pump fake shit and hold up our dicks.

prepare to be stoned cuz you will be kicked


by ourrrrrrrr kickerrrrrrrrrrr

and when our linebacker sents out the blitz

yo main man jerome says hes afraid of takin a hit



I have witnessed amputations less painful than this. There is no meter to this.
There is no rhythm to this.
And, to add insult to injury, I believe you attempted a product placement for Axe body spray. Most guys move up to cologne at some point. While you reference digitally manipulating your phallic symbol like it was bigger than a thimble, you miss the very obvious rhyme of "Stoner" with another reference to the male anatomy.

Moreover, your rap was merely a putdown, there was very little self adulation outside of mutual masturbation and old woman penetration while in your face is salivation cause that bitch may be droppin her lactation...sorry I get carried away sometimes. But, the point remains, try to be a little more positive and less vulgar.

There are a couple of instances where you attempted inter-lyrical rhymes (heads-dead; ass-axe; shit-dicks), but you used near-rhymes, which generally only complement the end of a stanza, not for inter-lyrical coupling.

For example, you can start something like this:

Out of the Natti in O-hi-O
Niggas will cry getting hit with the flow
Head be spinning from the vertigo
Fuck Ringling Brothers, I'm the greatest show.

I know where I'm from, down with my rootz
Kyle Cook can't run with Olin Cruetz
Call me Windows, cause my dick just reboots
And the ladies love me cause I got ph4t l3wtz.

Just like you chickens hate getting stoned
As much as your women love getting boned
You couldn't beat us if you tried getting cloned
All of your asses the Nati will own.
(See, here I can use a near rhyme. This is because d is a vocal stop, quickly ending each line, while n is a continuant, allowing the word that ends with n to closely resemble the words that ended with d. If you utilize this technique, I would then advocate moving into a new rhyming scheme after the utilization of a near rhyme.)

Originally posted by oddibemcd
Originally posted by KtOwnsYou

alright ill go for it:


ayy we da stoners

we fuck dem hoes before gametime

we shoot dem nikkas heads till they drop dead

ya know how we roll down the field and score that touchdown on ya mom

1 handed grab on her ass. in da locker rooms it smells like axe

ya u know how we roll when we down by 3.

we go down the field and score that touchdown for the victory

when our qb drops back from the pocket.

they sent out the rush but they too slow to catch him

and too slow to sack him.

we do that pump fake shit and hold up our dicks.

prepare to be stoned cuz you will be kicked


by ourrrrrrrr kickerrrrrrrrrrr

and when our linebacker sents out the blitz

yo main man jerome says hes afraid of takin a hit



I have witnessed amputations less painful than this. There is no meter to this.
There is no rhythm to this.
And, to add insult to injury, I believe you attempted a product placement for Axe body spray. Most guys move up to cologne at some point. While you reference digitally manipulating your phallic symbol like it was bigger than a thimble, you miss the very obvious rhyme of "Stoner" with another reference to the male anatomy.

Moreover, your rap was merely a putdown, there was very little self adulation outside of mutual masturbation and old woman penetration while in your face is salivation cause that bitch may be droppin her lactation...sorry I get carried away sometimes. But, the point remains, try to be a little more positive and less vulgar.

There are a couple of instances where you attempted inter-lyrical rhymes (heads-dead; ass-axe; shit-dicks), but you used near-rhymes, which generally only complement the end of a stanza, not for inter-lyrical coupling.

For example, you can start something like this:

Out of the Natti in O-hi-O
Niggas will cry getting hit with the flow
Head be spinning from the vertigo
Fuck Ringling Brothers, I'm the greatest show.

I know where I'm from, down with my rootz
Kyle Cook can't run with Olin Cruetz
Call me Windows, cause my dick just reboots
And the ladies love me cause I got ph4t l3wtz.

Just like you chickens hate getting stoned
As much as your women love getting boned
You couldn't beat us if you tried getting cloned
All of your asses the Nati will own.
(See, here I can use a near rhyme. This is because d is a vocal stop, quickly ending each line, while n is a continuant, allowing the word that ends with n to closely resemble the words that ended with d. If you utilize this technique, I would then advocate moving into a new rhyming scheme after the utilization of a near rhyme.)









Ha, a literal schooling with a mix of Bitch Slap!

Originally posted by PierreThomas
Originally posted by oddibemcd

Originally posted by KtOwnsYou


alright ill go for it:


ayy we da stoners

we fuck dem hoes before gametime

we shoot dem nikkas heads till they drop dead

ya know how we roll down the field and score that touchdown on ya mom

1 handed grab on her ass. in da locker rooms it smells like axe

ya u know how we roll when we down by 3.

we go down the field and score that touchdown for the victory

when our qb drops back from the pocket.

they sent out the rush but they too slow to catch him

and too slow to sack him.

we do that pump fake shit and hold up our dicks.

prepare to be stoned cuz you will be kicked


by ourrrrrrrr kickerrrrrrrrrrr

and when our linebacker sents out the blitz

yo main man jerome says hes afraid of takin a hit



I have witnessed amputations less painful than this. There is no meter to this.
There is no rhythm to this.
And, to add insult to injury, I believe you attempted a product placement for Axe body spray. Most guys move up to cologne at some point. While you reference digitally manipulating your phallic symbol like it was bigger than a thimble, you miss the very obvious rhyme of "Stoner" with another reference to the male anatomy.

Moreover, your rap was merely a putdown, there was very little self adulation outside of mutual masturbation and old woman penetration while in your face is salivation cause that bitch may be droppin her lactation...sorry I get carried away sometimes. But, the point remains, try to be a little more positive and less vulgar.

There are a couple of instances where you attempted inter-lyrical rhymes (heads-dead; ass-axe; shit-dicks), but you used near-rhymes, which generally only complement the end of a stanza, not for inter-lyrical coupling.

For example, you can start something like this:

Out of the Natti in O-hi-O
Niggas will cry getting hit with the flow
Head be spinning from the vertigo
Fuck Ringling Brothers, I'm the greatest show.

I know where I'm from, down with my rootz
Kyle Cook can't run with Olin Cruetz
Call me Windows, cause my dick just reboots
And the ladies love me cause I got ph4t l3wtz.

Just like you chickens hate getting stoned
As much as your women love getting boned
You couldn't beat us if you tried getting cloned
All of your asses the Nati will own.
(See, here I can use a near rhyme. This is because d is a vocal stop, quickly ending each line, while n is a continuant, allowing the word that ends with n to closely resemble the words that ended with d. If you utilize this technique, I would then advocate moving into a new rhyming scheme after the utilization of a near rhyme.)









Ha, a literal schooling with a mix of Bitch Slap!

Oh no he din't!!
DAAAAAAAAAAAaaaammmmn. You got knocked the fuck out!

obstruents: plosive, affricate, fricative, sibilant
sonorants: nasal, flap/tap, trill, approximant/liquid, vowel/semivowel
laterals: fricative consonant, approximant consonant
airstreams: ejective, implosive, click

Originally posted by oddibemcd
Originally posted by KtOwnsYou

alright ill go for it:


ayy we da stoners

we fuck dem hoes before gametime

we shoot dem nikkas heads till they drop dead

ya know how we roll down the field and score that touchdown on ya mom

1 handed grab on her ass. in da locker rooms it smells like axe

ya u know how we roll when we down by 3.

we go down the field and score that touchdown for the victory

when our qb drops back from the pocket.

they sent out the rush but they too slow to catch him

and too slow to sack him.

we do that pump fake shit and hold up our dicks.

prepare to be stoned cuz you will be kicked


by ourrrrrrrr kickerrrrrrrrrrr

and when our linebacker sents out the blitz

yo main man jerome says hes afraid of takin a hit



I have witnessed amputations less painful than this. There is no meter to this.
There is no rhythm to this.
And, to add insult to injury, I believe you attempted a product placement for Axe body spray. Most guys move up to cologne at some point. While you reference digitally manipulating your phallic symbol like it was bigger than a thimble, you miss the very obvious rhyme of "Stoner" with another reference to the male anatomy.

Moreover, your rap was merely a putdown, there was very little self adulation outside of mutual masturbation and old woman penetration while in your face is salivation cause that bitch may be droppin her lactation...sorry I get carried away sometimes. But, the point remains, try to be a little more positive and less vulgar.

There are a couple of instances where you attempted inter-lyrical rhymes (heads-dead; ass-axe; shit-dicks), but you used near-rhymes, which generally only complement the end of a stanza, not for inter-lyrical coupling.

For example, you can start something like this:

Out of the Natti in O-hi-O
Niggas will cry getting hit with the flow
Head be spinning from the vertigo
Fuck Ringling Brothers, I'm the greatest show.

I know where I'm from, down with my rootz
Kyle Cook can't run with Olin Cruetz
Call me Windows, cause my dick just reboots
And the ladies love me cause I got ph4t l3wtz.

Just like you chickens hate getting stoned
As much as your women love getting boned
You couldn't beat us if you tried getting cloned
All of your asses the Nati will own.
(See, here I can use a near rhyme. This is because d is a vocal stop, quickly ending each line, while n is a continuant, allowing the word that ends with n to closely resemble the words that ended with d. If you utilize this technique, I would then advocate moving into a new rhyming scheme after the utilization of a near rhyme.)









KT, you now have a mentor! That was much better!

Uhhh Damn!

This is only the second time I've come in here, but I already want it known that I'm the Defensive Coord for the Stoners and I, in no way, have anything to do with Vanilla Mice there.

That said I'll throw down in my own way.

Stoners D!

We don't playa hate, we just crush alot!

Okay now that that's out of my system time to get back to work dissecting the upset special of the week.

LOL

that rap doesnt even make sense he just rhymed it rofl.

Originally posted by KtOwnsYou
that rap doesnt even make sense he just rhymed it rofl.

That may be so, but what does that say about your rhymes? Everybody thought his were better