Originally posted by Rixen
I thoroughly enjoyed that tasty morsel of frat boy forum style that we have missed so greatly since dallascowboys5 stopped gracing us with his presence. So to show my gratitude I felt a response was in order.
HOWEVER, I will give you my response in small segments since I have no doubt you are incredibly busy finding new freshmen hymens to "bandit"! If your college tutor needs to read this out loud or convert it to pop up book for you, bless his/her heart. (See what I did there? I was giving you some credit as well assuming you make/made it into college.)
1. I almost lost it when you called me a square peg. I was literally thrown a back with your vicious rhetoric and choice of words that I was surprised I didn't soil myself. Thanks adult diapers.
2. Not only did I have to deal with being a square peg, but you pulled one of my playground favorites of "I bet you don't know what that is". Other than when you shower with your sister to "conserve water" I don't think you should use that line. It just doesn't have the gusto it did back in grade school.
3. I did enjoy you covering your already lame tracks by saying I could use a dictionary so the cool internet bully couldn't call me out on the hymen thing. Wouldn't you have look like a horse's patoot had I used my favorite Merriam-Webster edition to show you up! Good call!
4. Random question since we are on the definition kick right now. Exactly how many hymens must be "bandited" in order to know what it is like to be a Hymen Bandit? Also, are you counting the amount of times you break the crust on those store bought cherry pies?
5. My mom kicks ass, but I am always up for hanging out when you come to town. I would love some lessons in debauchery that I am sure you can give me. Bring brownies! If you want to be my friend you have to know I like brownies WAY more than cookies and you would be a terrible house guest not to bring a baked good. Oh and leave those pies at home.
6. I think as the last note of this post I can sum it all up pretty well. By taking my name out of the last sentence we can get a real glance at the real AZCowboysfan.
"Get your lube ready Boy!" Oh Freud....you are a genius
^^^^ What he said
I thoroughly enjoyed that tasty morsel of frat boy forum style that we have missed so greatly since dallascowboys5 stopped gracing us with his presence. So to show my gratitude I felt a response was in order.
HOWEVER, I will give you my response in small segments since I have no doubt you are incredibly busy finding new freshmen hymens to "bandit"! If your college tutor needs to read this out loud or convert it to pop up book for you, bless his/her heart. (See what I did there? I was giving you some credit as well assuming you make/made it into college.)
1. I almost lost it when you called me a square peg. I was literally thrown a back with your vicious rhetoric and choice of words that I was surprised I didn't soil myself. Thanks adult diapers.
2. Not only did I have to deal with being a square peg, but you pulled one of my playground favorites of "I bet you don't know what that is". Other than when you shower with your sister to "conserve water" I don't think you should use that line. It just doesn't have the gusto it did back in grade school.
3. I did enjoy you covering your already lame tracks by saying I could use a dictionary so the cool internet bully couldn't call me out on the hymen thing. Wouldn't you have look like a horse's patoot had I used my favorite Merriam-Webster edition to show you up! Good call!
4. Random question since we are on the definition kick right now. Exactly how many hymens must be "bandited" in order to know what it is like to be a Hymen Bandit? Also, are you counting the amount of times you break the crust on those store bought cherry pies?
5. My mom kicks ass, but I am always up for hanging out when you come to town. I would love some lessons in debauchery that I am sure you can give me. Bring brownies! If you want to be my friend you have to know I like brownies WAY more than cookies and you would be a terrible house guest not to bring a baked good. Oh and leave those pies at home.
6. I think as the last note of this post I can sum it all up pretty well. By taking my name out of the last sentence we can get a real glance at the real AZCowboysfan.
"Get your lube ready Boy!" Oh Freud....you are a genius
^^^^ What he said
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