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Ahrens858
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Originally posted by Larry Roadgrader
If a queen sized mattress isn't big enough for you and your lady to sleep on, then one or both of you needs to lose some weight.


This.
 
InRomoWeTrust
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dog sleeps in the bed. I need a king
 
foshizzel17
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Originally posted by Larry Roadgrader
If a queen sized mattress isn't big enough for you and your lady to sleep on, then one or both of you needs to lose some weight.


the first night we got our king, i wake up in the morning and my wife is on one edge, im on the other edge and my 80 lb dog is in the middle with all 4 feet completely stretched out as far as he could.



fcking asshole.
 
Dub J
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Originally posted by InRomoWeTrust
dog sleeps in the bed. I need a king


You're a filthy man, Mat.

 
Dub J
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Originally posted by foshizzel17
the first night we got our king, i wake up in the morning and my wife is on one edge, im on the other edge and my 80 lb dog is in the middle with all 4 feet completely stretched out as far as he could.



fcking asshole.


Why isn't your dog chained to a tree in the back yard?

 
Ahrens858
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Originally posted by InRomoWeTrust
dog sleeps in the bed. I need a king


How big is your dog. I still feel like a queen is big enough.
 
Ahrens858
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Originally posted by foshizzel17
the first night we got our king, i wake up in the morning and my wife is on one edge, im on the other edge and my 80 lb dog is in the middle with all 4 feet completely stretched out as far as he could.



fcking asshole.


My dog tries to push me out of bed. She's an arrogant little ass hole.
 
Savitar
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Originally posted by InRomoWeTrust
dog sleeps in the bed. I need a king


Damn...find some better looking women.
 
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Originally posted by Ahrens858
My dog tries to push me out of bed. She's has a tight little ass hole.


 
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Dub J
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Originally posted by Ahrens858
My dog tries to escape the bed. She has a tight little ass hole.




Originally posted by BadBuc99


 
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Originally posted by BadBuc99
Damn...find some better looking women.


His woman is quite the bitch.
 
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Ahrens858
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Oh haha guys they edited some quotes to try and be funny
 
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