Originally posted by Pithy Radish
He might need a can opener.
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He might need a can opener.
http://www.finecooking.com/assets/uploads/posts/11881/ancient_opener.jpg
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revolution17
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Originally posted by LeeRJet
http://www.finecooking.com/assets/uploads/posts/11881/ancient_opener.jpg
medieval sex toy / torture device
http://www.finecooking.com/assets/uploads/posts/11881/ancient_opener.jpg
medieval sex toy / torture device
LeeRJet
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Originally posted by revolution17
medieval sex toy / torture device
AND a can opener to gain access through the suit of armor...how convenient is that?
sometimes ya just gotta love the technology.
medieval sex toy / torture device
AND a can opener to gain access through the suit of armor...how convenient is that?
sometimes ya just gotta love the technology.
revolution17
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Originally posted by LeeRJet
AND a can opener to gain access through the suit of armor...how convenient is that?
sometimes ya just gotta love the technology.
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/its-science-anchorman.gif
AND a can opener to gain access through the suit of armor...how convenient is that?
sometimes ya just gotta love the technology.
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/its-science-anchorman.gif
Ahrens858
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how come when you tell someone not to get you anything for your birthday, they just ignore that and get you something that you dont really want/need anyway.
jdbolick
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Originally posted by Ahrens858
how come when you tell someone not to get you anything for your birthday, they just ignore that and get you something that you dont really want/need anyway.
Because they wanted to do something for you. Appreciate the thought.
One of my dogs wasn't feeling well the last couple of days, so an exam and a blood panel later I'm out $230.
how come when you tell someone not to get you anything for your birthday, they just ignore that and get you something that you dont really want/need anyway.
Because they wanted to do something for you. Appreciate the thought.
One of my dogs wasn't feeling well the last couple of days, so an exam and a blood panel later I'm out $230.
Ahrens858
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Originally posted by jdbolick
Because they wanted to do something for you. Appreciate the thought.
Get me a card. Give me a hug and tell me happy birthday.
This is a pet peeve of mine that I realize comes across as kind of assholish since it appears that I dont appreciate the thought.
Because they wanted to do something for you. Appreciate the thought.
Get me a card. Give me a hug and tell me happy birthday.
This is a pet peeve of mine that I realize comes across as kind of assholish since it appears that I dont appreciate the thought.
Larry Roadgrader
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Originally posted by Ahrens858
Get me a card. Give me a hug and tell me happy birthday.
This is a pet peeve of mine that I realize comes across as kind of assholish since it appears that I dont appreciate the thought.
I feel badly to how I react to gifts as well. I have a rather narrow set of interests--I like sports, I like music, and...that pretty much covers it. And year after year after year I get gifts from even family members that has nothing to do with sports or music. Outside I try to fake it, but inside I keep myself thinking that its as if they don't know me at all.
Get me a card. Give me a hug and tell me happy birthday.
This is a pet peeve of mine that I realize comes across as kind of assholish since it appears that I dont appreciate the thought.
I feel badly to how I react to gifts as well. I have a rather narrow set of interests--I like sports, I like music, and...that pretty much covers it. And year after year after year I get gifts from even family members that has nothing to do with sports or music. Outside I try to fake it, but inside I keep myself thinking that its as if they don't know me at all.
Time Trial
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Originally posted by Ahrens858
Get me a card. Give me a hug and tell me happy birthday.
This is a pet peeve of mine that I realize comes across as kind of assholish since it appears that I dont appreciate the thought.
Fuck you, you get a one line FB post or nothing.
You lived another year? Congratulations! You deserve a reward!
Fuck birthdays. You don't get to celebrate being alive for another year until you get to 100. And then, it isn't so much an accomplishment as a fucking ordeal where your loved ones all wish you weren't around anymore, but you are tenacious and are sticking around just to fuck them. Your retirement savings ran out two decades ago, so you are just an incredible burden on your family and the government.
"Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II sends messages to Canadians who are 100 years of age or older and to couples who have been married for 60 years or more. These are issued by the Office of the Secretary to the Governor General."
That's it. You make it to 105 and she sends you another one.
Get me a card. Give me a hug and tell me happy birthday.
This is a pet peeve of mine that I realize comes across as kind of assholish since it appears that I dont appreciate the thought.
Fuck you, you get a one line FB post or nothing.
You lived another year? Congratulations! You deserve a reward!
Fuck birthdays. You don't get to celebrate being alive for another year until you get to 100. And then, it isn't so much an accomplishment as a fucking ordeal where your loved ones all wish you weren't around anymore, but you are tenacious and are sticking around just to fuck them. Your retirement savings ran out two decades ago, so you are just an incredible burden on your family and the government.
"Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II sends messages to Canadians who are 100 years of age or older and to couples who have been married for 60 years or more. These are issued by the Office of the Secretary to the Governor General."
That's it. You make it to 105 and she sends you another one.
Time Trial
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Originally posted by Larry Roadgrader
I feel badly to how I react to gifts as well. I have a rather narrow set of interests--I like sports, I like music, and...that pretty much covers it. And year after year after year I get gifts from even family members that has nothing to do with sports or music. Outside I try to fake it, but inside I keep myself thinking that its as if they don't know me at all.
My co-worker/friend/former roommate just attended her wedding shower a week ago. She hated it. Everyone there is just going to buy her a wedding gift, instead of spending $20 on a bunch of shit that she doesn't want, just give her a slightly more expensive wedding gift. The whole shower thing is stupid. Unless you are giving the Bride stuff that she needs FOR the wedding, what's the point of the second gift opening?
I feel badly to how I react to gifts as well. I have a rather narrow set of interests--I like sports, I like music, and...that pretty much covers it. And year after year after year I get gifts from even family members that has nothing to do with sports or music. Outside I try to fake it, but inside I keep myself thinking that its as if they don't know me at all.
My co-worker/friend/former roommate just attended her wedding shower a week ago. She hated it. Everyone there is just going to buy her a wedding gift, instead of spending $20 on a bunch of shit that she doesn't want, just give her a slightly more expensive wedding gift. The whole shower thing is stupid. Unless you are giving the Bride stuff that she needs FOR the wedding, what's the point of the second gift opening?
Ahrens858
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Originally posted by Larry Roadgrader
I feel badly to how I react to gifts as well. I have a rather narrow set of interests--I like sports, I like music, and...that pretty much covers it. And year after year after year I get gifts from even family members that has nothing to do with sports or music. Outside I try to fake it, but inside I keep myself thinking that its as if they don't know me at all.
Yea, I get this. Plus there is stuff that I do NOT want people to buy for me...a hat, shirts, etc. I always end up getting some then feel bad when I never wear it.
I feel badly to how I react to gifts as well. I have a rather narrow set of interests--I like sports, I like music, and...that pretty much covers it. And year after year after year I get gifts from even family members that has nothing to do with sports or music. Outside I try to fake it, but inside I keep myself thinking that its as if they don't know me at all.
Yea, I get this. Plus there is stuff that I do NOT want people to buy for me...a hat, shirts, etc. I always end up getting some then feel bad when I never wear it.
Ahrens858
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Originally posted by Time Trial
Fuck you, you get a one line FB post or nothing.
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I would be perfectly fine with this
Fuck you, you get a one line FB post or nothing.
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I would be perfectly fine with this
Time Trial
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Originally posted by Ahrens858
I would be perfectly fine with this
Fine, but if you don't go through and like every birthday wish, you look like an asshole. If you do like every birthday wish post, you seem insincere.
I would be perfectly fine with this
Fine, but if you don't go through and like every birthday wish, you look like an asshole. If you do like every birthday wish post, you seem insincere.
Ahrens858
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Originally posted by Time Trial
Fine, but if you don't go through and like every birthday wish, you look like an asshole. If you do like every birthday wish post, you seem insincere.
Facebook is basically one big insecure pile of shit.
Fine, but if you don't go through and like every birthday wish, you look like an asshole. If you do like every birthday wish post, you seem insincere.
Facebook is basically one big insecure pile of shit.
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