Originally posted by foshizzel17
You are never alone if you have a dog either. i could be single the rest of my life as long as i had my dog with me. If i go to the store, my dog goes with me. when i take my kids to daycare, my dog goes. when walk around the side of my house to take a piss, my dog is right behind ready to smell it.
i will always have a dog, and if i was dating i would look for a women who had a dog herself.
**granted, when i say "DOG" i mean something that could kill a small child if it wanted to.
...when I'm trying to sleep, the dog is there.
...when I'm jerking off, the dog is there.
...when I want to go to the movies, the dog just looks at me as if to say, "sorry buddy, we aren't allowed there."