Season 120 Peewee Uprising! Week 16 Power Rankings!!
Amazing week! Congratulations to all the playoff teams and condolences to the Yaks and Monarchs. You know peewee is competitive when those two miss the playoffs! It looks like there will be 4 rematches happening, amazing back to backs all around! Good luck to everyone next week!
1. Buckhead Royal Knights- Survived another close game, the Knights have a knack of winning the tight ones. They will need that magic armor this week as the Reapers will be coming Scythe and all! Going to be an amazing 1st round battle! Play off mode: On!
2. Irridescent Ditch Fish- We were a bit worried as the Adventurers were casting some tasty looking bait to start the game off. Thankfully we fell for their tricks once before and remembered not to bite in the 4th quarter and avoided the hook. We see them sitting on the bank over there rigging up something new, i hope its not to tasty, no power bait, worms, chicken liver, fish eggs or fake marshmallows please! We just can't resist that junk food!
3. Blitzin' Dots- Dots really wanted that tip of the Hat and they definitely got it! Nearly shut out the mouthy JUCO boys again in the process, think they forgot not to eat the reindeer shit again!! Blitzin' and their magic Dots are looking tough right now and they will take their horny selves right back into battle with the testosterone filled ones!
4. Coach Jason Browns JUCO Stogies- JUCO boys might need another motivation session, getting a little too full of themselves only to fall for the hallucinogenic poop again! College days what fun, any drug, we will eat it! Hopefully they come down for the rematch and remember that stretch of upstanding behavior when they were unstoppable not long ago.
5. Tokyo Godzillas- Godzilla looked like a heavyweight fighter needing a final round knockout to win in that one. He came out and hit the Kline boys with an atomic short right hand, it landed solid and Tokyo put a bruising on the DOTS until dark stopped the battle. Godzilla wants more and he is ready to rumble as soon as the sun rises! Time to go right back at it and finish Coach Kline off.
6. Mr Coach Kline's DOTS- The ugly lizard attack and stunned the DOTS with an atomic blast, in a panic Leland swung back but their was nothing to swing! He stood their naked, abandoned by his hard earned war trinkets, watching the Kline boys take a beating. The battle ceased as the sun went down, but it would begin again in the morning and Leland and the Boys needed a plan!
7. Peewee's Biggest Adventure- PBA was playing a solid game and had we let them have the ball more they might have won. But the defense exhausted themselves being on the field for 47 minutes and couldn't get the big stops in the 4th. Looking forward to the rematch, the Adventure plays us tough so it won't be easy!
8. Arctic Circle Grim Reapers- That was a solid shot at the Knights! Reapers will get the instant rematch and to their delight the scythe reappeared out of nowhere and is back in the Grim ones hands just in time to slice up Buckhead!
9. Rome Gladiator Yaks- Yaks cruise in the last game but the tiebreakers didn't go their way. Amazing seeing them miss the playoffs, Alpha is tough! Good energy to Argo, hope your doing well!
10. London Pee Wee Monarchs-What a difference a season makes, the Beta division got much tougher this time and London gets the worst of it and misses the playoffs for the first time i can remember.
11. Hartford Bouncing Pickles-Pickles have the first promotion spot well in hand. Really see no chance that they lose in the playoffs and should take home the gold silver trophy! Hope you land on the Alpha side.
12. Thunder Mountain Turtlebacks- Turtlebacks likely
will be headed to Gold minus an amazing Skidmark upset in the playoffs.
Also receiving votes!
Skid Row Skidmarks
Houston Oilers