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foshizzel17
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Originally posted by lVlellovv
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what good is being MVP if you cant fck ALL the models
 
rams78110
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Why do people about to be beheaded read/recite the anti-american sentiments they're told to? I mean you're about to be beheaded anyway, it's not like you can really be punished. I havent been in that situation obviously so maybe there's more to it but I'm not trying to advance the message of the people about to kill me.
 
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Originally posted by rams78110
Why do people about to be beheaded read/recite the anti-american sentiments they're told to? I mean you're about to be beheaded anyway, it's not like you can really be punished. I havent been in that situation obviously so maybe there's more to it but I'm not trying to advance the message of the people about to kill me.


Well, without knowing...

Their options could be "recite it and we kill you" or "don't recite it and we continue torturing you until your change your mind".
 
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Originally posted by Corndog
Well, without knowing...

Their options could be "recite it and we kill you" or "don't recite it and we continue torturing you until your change your mind".


yeah, and its a recording. if you dont do it right they just start over.....after they peel the skin off your penis
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Originally posted by rams78110
Why do people about to be beheaded read/recite the anti-american sentiments they're told to? I mean you're about to be beheaded anyway, it's not like you can really be punished. I havent been in that situation obviously so maybe there's more to it but I'm not trying to advance the message of the people about to kill me.


If I'm going to die anyway then I will say whatever pointless shit you want me to say so I can die easily.
 
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Having your head cut off with a knife is not dying easily. Supposedly these groups do mock executions a lot, so I'm guessing the prisoners don't think they're actually being killed until they are.
 
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Originally posted by jdbolick
Having your head cut off with a knife is not dying easily. Supposedly these groups do mock executions a lot, so I'm guessing the prisoners don't think they're actually being killed until they are.


It's easier than having the skin peeled off your penis and THEN having your head cut off with a knife.
 
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this had me in tears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpPRavanSGI
 
rams78110
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Don't get mad at people for asking how to spell your name. You damn well know your name is hard to spell. Over here acting like it's some goddamn inconvenience to you that I've never had to spell Latheinne in my life.

And don't get angry at me when you mumble. If I ask a birthdate and I hear 3 mumbled numbers, I'm going to ask again. Hrnn zero-three Rmph is not a complete birthdate.
 
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Also who here has been a groomsman? What the fuck am I supposed to do? Do I buy stuff are a bride and groom registered or is that for baby showers? Do I wear some random tux I already had? Do they rent a tux for me that matches? I wasn't planning on doing this shit till my mid-late 20s
 
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Originally posted by rams78110
Also who here has been a groomsman? What the fuck am I supposed to do? Do I buy stuff are a bride and groom registered or is that for baby showers? Do I wear some random tux I already had? Do they rent a tux for me that matches? I wasn't planning on doing this shit till my mid-late 20s


the bride and groom will pick out tuxes. you just have to go to a fitting at the tux rental place they choose a couple of weeks beforehand (oh, and shell out the money for the rental, which always kind of pissed me off...'hey, buddy, wanna be in my wedding? well, it'll cost ya....')
other than that, as far as gifts go, it's no different than any other wedding.
just make sure that whatever stripper is hired for the bach party doesn't have a smelly ass.
 
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Originally posted by seths99
the bride and groom will pick out tuxes. you just have to go to a fitting at the tux rental place they choose a couple of weeks beforehand (oh, and shell out the money for the rental, which always kind of pissed me off...'hey, buddy, wanna be in my wedding? well, it'll cost ya....')
other than that, as far as gifts go, it's no different than any other wedding.
just make sure that whatever stripper is hired for the bach party doesn't have a smelly ass.


I stood up in a wedding last year. The tux rental was $170.00. I could have purchased a suit for that. Granted, it would be a cheap suit, but I'd rather have a cheap suit than a tux for a day.
 
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Originally posted by Quiggle
I stood up in a wedding last year. The tux rental was $170.00. I could have purchased a suit for that. Granted, it would be a cheap suit, but I'd rather have a cheap suit than a tux for a day.


I'm getting married next summer. the wife is practical like I am, so we're using this as an excuse to buy a really good suit for me, and my groomsmen will just be wearing khaki pants, white shirts, and matching ties (which we will purchase for them), cause fuck making them pay money to RENT something for MY wedding. I've never understood that.
 
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Originally posted by seths99
I'm getting married next summer. the wife is practical like I am, so we're using this as an excuse to buy a really good suit for me, and my groomsmen will just be wearing khaki pants, white shirts, and matching ties (which we will purchase for them), cause fuck making them pay money to RENT something for MY wedding. I've never understood that.


Good man. They haven't gotten the planning down to that stage yet but that seems very reasonable
 
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Originally posted by rams78110
Good man. They haven't gotten the planning down to that stage yet but that seems very reasonable


it all depends on the bride. if she wants a tux wedding, you'll be renting a tux.
 
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