Warrior General Games

Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.556 ........ 3-0...... Mentone Beach Chiefs
2.. ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.000 ........ 3-0...... Johannesburg Jackals
3.. ........ 1 ........ 9 ........ 0.667 ........ 2-1...... Team Still In Beta
4.. ........ 1 ........ 6 ........ 0.222 ........ 3-0...... Winnipeg Wrath
5.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.444 ........ 3-0...... North Side Mob
6.. ........ 1 ........ 4 ........ 0.444 ........ 3-0...... Apex Predators
7.. ........ 1 ........ 3 ........ 0.222 ........ 3-0...... Legacy's Dotball Assassins
8.. ........ 1 ...... 11 ........ 0.222 ........ 2-1...... The Other Guys
9.. ........ 1 ...... 14 ........ 0.222 ........ 3-0...... Sachem Tribe
10 ........ 1 ...... 20 ........ 0.333 ........ 2-1...... Massive Dynamic
11 ........ 1 ...... 13 ........ 0.333 ........ 2-1...... Mayan Prophecy 2013: It's Bound To Happen!
11 ........ 1 ...... 15 ........ 0.778 ........ 1-2...... Fort Worth Texans
13 ........ 1 ........ 8 ........ 0.333 ........ 2-1...... Tennessee Scorpions
13 ........ 1 ...... 17 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-2...... America's Team
13 ........ 1 ...... 23 ........ 0.778 ........ 1-2...... Dallas Paladins
13 ........ 1 ...... 16 ........ 0.444 ........ 1-2...... Texas Aggie 1st Half Legends
13 ........ 1 ........ 5 ........ 0.556 ........ 2-1...... D-Cup Dots
13 ........ 1 ........ 7 ........ 0.444 ........ 2-1...... Chesapeake Panthers
13 ........ 1 ...... 12 ........ 0.444 ........ 2-1...... Moose Jaw GRIZZLIES
13 ........ 1 ...... 22 ........ 0.667 ........ 1-2...... Jungle Stalkers
21 ........ 1 ...... 18 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-2...... Cape Town Airhogs
22 ........ 1 ...... 10 ........ 0.556 ........ 2-1...... Texas Bigga Bois
23 ........ 1 ...... 24 ........ 0.778 ........ 0-3...... Black & White Juventus
24 ........ 1 ...... 27 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-2...... Clandestine Knights
25 ........ 1 ...... 19 ........ 0.333 ........ 1-2...... Memphis Blues Cats
26 ........ 1 ...... 25 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-2...... STEEL Tactical Division
27 ........ 1 ...... 26 ........ 0.778 ........ 0-3...... Gaul Thunder Grounds
28 ........ 1 ...... 21 ........ 0.444 ........ 0-3...... TDM Resurrection
29 ........ 1 ...... 28 ........ 0.667 ........ 0-3...... Southern Sasquatch's
30 ........ 1 ...... 31 ........ 0.778 ........ 0-3...... Trap Road Dotball Jesters
31 ........ 1 ...... 29 ........ 0.556 ........ 0-3...... Bay Harbour Butchers
32 ........ 1 ...... 30 ........ 0.778 ........ 0-3...... Free Dots For Life


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
255 - 214    Free Dots For Life (0-3) def. Johannesburg Jackals (3-0)
  28 -     6    Apex Predators (3-0) def. Black & White Juventus (0-3)
  17 -   11    Winnipeg Wrath (3-0) def. Sachem Tribe (3-0)
  49 -     0    Tennessee Scorpions (2-1) def. Gaul Thunder Grounds (0-3)
  17 -   13    Memphis Blues Cats (1-2) def. Texas Bigga Bois (2-1)
  19 -   13    Massive Dynamic (2-1) def. Texas Aggie 1st Half Legends (1-2)
  60 -     0    America's Team (1-2) def. Trap Road Dotball Jesters (0-3)
  21 -   18    Clandestine Knights (1-2) def. Dallas Paladins (1-2)
160 -     0    Mentone Beach Chiefs (3-0) def. Bay Harbour Butchers (0-3)
  45 -     3    North Side Mob (3-0) def. STEEL Tactical Division (1-2)
  28 -     0    Legacy's Dotball Assassins (3-0) def. TDM Resurrection (0-3)
  46 -     6    D-Cup Dots (2-1) def. Jungle Stalkers (1-2)
  67 -     0    Team Still In Beta (2-1) def. Southern Sasquatch's (0-3)
  17 -     7    The Other Guys (2-1) def. Chesapeake Panthers (2-1)
  11 -   10    Mayan Prophecy 2013: It's Bound To Happen! (2-1) def. Moose Jaw GRIZZLIES (2-1)
  19 -   18    Cape Town Airhogs (1-2) def. Fort Worth Texans (1-2)


Head-to-Head Fantasy matchup
Exp Score  Matchup
255 -     6    Mentone Beach Chiefs (3-0) def. Johannesburg Jackals (3-0)

Originally posted by Dub J
lol

We still have bad chem and were playing away.



Good scouting and OCing make up fot it.

Head-to-Head Fantasy matchup
Exp Score  Matchup
255 -     6    Mentone Beach Chiefs (3-0) def. Johannesburg Jackals (3-0)



I don't see that score at all.

I'm coping with my first loss to any of the shitty Legacy teams in my career.

Is there a support group for this?

Hmm...script is a bit quirky at the moment.

Originally posted by Darktanian
Head-to-Head Fantasy matchup
Exp Score  Matchup
255 -     6    Mentone Beach Chiefs (3-0) def. Johannesburg Jackals (3-0)



I don't see that score at all.



Seems pretty accurate

Originally posted by jpjn94


Seems pretty accurate



I tell you what. If you can pull that score off, then I'd bet my wife's left tit you win the gold.

Originally posted by Darktanian
I tell you what. If you can pull that score off, then I'd bet my wife's left tit you win the gold.

My wife could use a third tit

pics or no bet

JON'S POWER RANKINGS

The rankings below are based off of nothing but roster evaluation, past records (seasonal, playoffs, and scrimmages), team chemistry, and personal knowledge of the team. I didn’t use a greasemonkey script or spreadsheet or anything fancy; just my opinion. These rankings are up for debate amongst yourselves on the forums, but if you want to move up in the rankings; you’ll have to prove it on the dotball field!

ALPHA is marked in BOLD


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~ North Side Mob moves up to Elite
~ Legacy's Dotball Assassins move up to Great
~ Winnipeg Wrath move up to Above Average
~ Texas Aggie 1st Half Legends fall to Above Average
~ Dallas Paladins fall to Above Average
~ Sachem Tribe moves up to Average
~ Clandestine Knights move up to Meh
~ Black & White Juventus fall all the way down to Meh

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Tier 1 - Elite

1 .. 3 – 0 . Mentone Beach Chiefs . 0
2 .. 3 – 0 . Johannesburg Jackals . 0
3 .. 3 – 0 . North Side Mob . 0


Tier 2 - Great

4 .. 2 – 1 . Tennessee Scorpions . +2
5 .. 2 – 1 . D-Cup Dots . -1
6 .. 2 – 1 . Chesapeake Panthers . +2
7 .. 3 – 0 . Legacy's Dotball Assassins . +3


Tier 3 - Above Average

8 .. 3 – 0 . Winnipeg Wrath . +9
9 .. 2 – 1 . Team Still In Beta . +2
10 . 1 – 2 . Texas Aggie 1st Half Legends . -5
11 . 1 – 2 . Dallas Paladins . -4
12 . 2 – 1 . Mayan Prophecy 2012: It's Bound To Happen! . -3
13 . 1 – 2 . Fort Worth Texans . -1


Tier 4 - Average

14 . 2 – 1 . Massive Dynamic . 0
15 . 3 – 0 . Sachem Tribe . +6
16 . 2 – 1 . Moose Jaw GRIZZLIES . -1
17 . 3 – 0 . Apex Predators . -1
18 . 2 – 1 . The Other Guys . 0
19 . 2 – 1 . Texas Bigga Bois . 0
20 . 1 – 2 . America's Team . 0


Tier 5 - Below Average

21 . 1 – 2 . Jungle Stalkers . +1
22 . 1 – 2 . Memphis Blues Cats . +1


Tier 6 - Meh

23 . 1 – 2 . Cape Town Airhogs . +1
24 . 1 – 2 . STEEL Tactical Division . +1
25 . 0 – 3 . Southern Sasquatch's . +1
26 . 1 – 2 . Clandestine Knights . +1
27 . 0 – 3 . Black & White Juventus . -14


Tier 7 - The Cellar

28 . 0 – 3 . Trap Road Dotball Jesters . 0
29 . 0 – 3 . Gaul Thunder Grounds . 0
30 . 0 – 3 . TDM Resurrection . 0
31 . 0 – 3 . Bay Harbour Butchers . 0
32 . 0 – 3 . Free Dots For Life . 0


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Here's a list of the current winning streaks in Regional Minor Elite #1...

Mentone Beach Chiefs - 18
Johannesburg Jackals - 3
Winnipeg Wrath - 3
Apex Predators - 3
Sachem Tribe - 3
North Side Mob - 3
Legacy's Dotball Assassins - 3
Tennessee Scorpions - 2
Massive Dynamic - 2

Originally posted by jpjn94
My wife could use a third tit



Lol, the more tits the better!

Hell of a damn good job jpjn94.

Originally posted by jpjn94
http://p.twimg.com/AyF9OGmCIAAoS7l.jpg



OMG I'm in love!