Originally posted by rams78110
At what proof would an alcohol be suitably good enough to function as a mouthwash? 80? 100? Everclear-190?
Figured I always use mouthwash after brushing but booze puts me out a little faster so I can make the most of the 6 hours a day I have to sleep, kind of a 2 birds with one vice type of deal.
i think Listerine is about 40 proof.
this reminds me of a story(a good one too). Ive been working in call centers for 17 yrs, some of the best telemarketers i have ever met have had serious addiction problems(alcohol, crack, gambling...it doesnt matter). We had this one guy work for us 2-3 separate times, he would come in and be a superstar on the phone for a couple of months and then just disappear for a while. he would come back months later and we would rehire him. anyway, the last time he came in he said he had quit drinking and was turning his life around yad yada yada. We hired him back and he just wasnt the same, we thought we were going to have to fire him because he wasnt writing any leads. So he comes in the next day and is PUMPED up, loud and obnoxious and jumping around like crazy. He had a bottle of listerine at his desk that we saw him basically chugging. We brought him in the office and called him out on being drunk and we sent him home. He was standing outside in the parking lot trying to get himself together, when all of a sudden he just starts shitting in his pants. runny bright green shit just pouring out of his pant leg. this shit is running down the parking lot like a fire hydrant just busted. We tried to tell him what was happening and he just stood there like a zombie, we had to call an ambulance. Turns out this guy had been drinking strait mouthwash to hide his drinking from his elderly parents. it tore his insides up bad.
there was a shit stain in the parking lot for weeks.
At what proof would an alcohol be suitably good enough to function as a mouthwash? 80? 100? Everclear-190?
Figured I always use mouthwash after brushing but booze puts me out a little faster so I can make the most of the 6 hours a day I have to sleep, kind of a 2 birds with one vice type of deal.
i think Listerine is about 40 proof.
this reminds me of a story(a good one too). Ive been working in call centers for 17 yrs, some of the best telemarketers i have ever met have had serious addiction problems(alcohol, crack, gambling...it doesnt matter). We had this one guy work for us 2-3 separate times, he would come in and be a superstar on the phone for a couple of months and then just disappear for a while. he would come back months later and we would rehire him. anyway, the last time he came in he said he had quit drinking and was turning his life around yad yada yada. We hired him back and he just wasnt the same, we thought we were going to have to fire him because he wasnt writing any leads. So he comes in the next day and is PUMPED up, loud and obnoxious and jumping around like crazy. He had a bottle of listerine at his desk that we saw him basically chugging. We brought him in the office and called him out on being drunk and we sent him home. He was standing outside in the parking lot trying to get himself together, when all of a sudden he just starts shitting in his pants. runny bright green shit just pouring out of his pant leg. this shit is running down the parking lot like a fire hydrant just busted. We tried to tell him what was happening and he just stood there like a zombie, we had to call an ambulance. Turns out this guy had been drinking strait mouthwash to hide his drinking from his elderly parents. it tore his insides up bad.
there was a shit stain in the parking lot for weeks.
