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airmj25
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Originally posted by Handsofglue
Originally posted by Steelercooz

Originally posted by ElvisMonster


There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Cobra Kai has allowed to live.


Yes...cuz the evolution of "cool" is recycling Chuck Norris jokes...


Which were actually just recycled Vin Diesel jokes...

Yet somehow much funnier when Chuck Norris' name was attached....


boo
 
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Well they are kinda awesome but I'm here to say that "Kung-Poo Panda" is going to shit in their post-tosties.


 
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19th Century Rusting Russian Dreadnaught Aft Bulkhead Cynic is the scary stalking fan lurking outside their heros hotel room... Sweep the Leg

Unleash the Cannon
 
GmanV2
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Ahh, so South America is the home of the famous/infamous Cobra Kai...I'm honored at playing in the same region.
 
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Originally posted by scarletmbb
If you support Cobra Kai and want to talk about their awesomeness, you can post here. All other threads like this will be deleted.


WOW!

I can't believe you think members of Kobi Kai would put down the penis long enough to type!
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Originally posted by ermackey
Originally posted by scarletmbb

If you support Cobra Kai and want to talk about their awesomeness, you can post here. All other threads like this will be deleted.


WOW!

I can't believe you think members of Kobi Kai would put down the penis long enough to type!


Most of us have two hands, the others can type with their toes...Anyway our supporters keep this thread rolling without us. Thanks for joining in ermackey!
 
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Originally posted by GmanV2
South America is the home of the famous/infamous Cobra Kai...I'm honored at playing in the same region.

got two players in the region!

 
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COBRA KAI NEVER DIES!
 
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Originally posted by IrishDawg42

Most of us have two hands



i heard that all kai players are so well endowed that they actually had to learn to type w/ their head. Hands and feet had to both be involved to adequately stimulate certain parts of the body.
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Originally posted by kuaggie

i heard that all kai players are so well endowed that they actually had to learn to type w/ their head. Hands and feet had to both be involved to adequately stimulate certain parts of the body.


Yep, the ego.
 
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lol
 
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Holy balls it's kuaggie!
 
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Originally posted by Jarlaxle

Afterall, If the game is only enjoyment for me, I feel as fulfilled as those Cobra Kai guys posting with their toes as its been rumored that their hands are far too full with a certain member
Originally posted by Warhawk

I heard they have prehensile tails.
Originally posted by Jarlaxle

Prehensile tails? That makes them monkeys when the rest of us are apes... I'd buy that
Originally posted by Warhawk

Yep. They're new world monkeys, from South America. They also lack opposable thumbs.
Originally posted by Painmaker

They certainly like to fling their poo all around the place.


Hi mom! I've helped turn another thread into a Cobra Kai promotion!



Sweep the Leg... Meet the cannon

Unleash the Cannon

19th Century Rusting Russian Dreadnaughts

Boom... Outta here

Just walk away


Bow to your sensei.


That reminds me, I need more taglines if I ever think I might compete with the prehensile cobra tail guys flinging poo

 
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Originally posted by nightmaresabin
Holy balls it's kuaggie!


that's right. due to excessive boredom i've been invading every thread i can find.
 
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Cobra Kai wins hard.
 
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