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Caveman69
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you know why they make 12 packs of condoms, right?

for married men.
Jan,Feb,Mar.......







you have been warned.
 
mat5592
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Originally posted by rams78110
Kevin Ware's leg... Anyone see that? Holy shit..


he seemed to handle that pretty well
 
rams78110
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Originally posted by Caveman69
wait till you knock her up or put a ring on.she has been lying to you.soon enough she will hate football,and she will complain that you dont do anything with the family on sundays.
back when we first met, my wife laid it on so thick she even told me she liked racing and fishing/hunting.you know what we do on the weekends? gardening.


Her room is decked in Avs and Cowboys gear. Props for how elaborate she is.

Also, I'm in college. There are next to no strings attached. Just fuckin stoked that I finally found a college girl that isnt a total whore, and likes to hang out
 
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Originally posted by Caveman69
wait till you knock her up or put a ring on.she has been lying to you.soon enough she will hate football,and she will complain that you dont do anything with the family on sundays.
back when we first met, my wife laid it on so thick she even told me she liked racing and fishing/hunting.you know what we do on the weekends? gardening.


what's wrong with gardening?
 
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no what me and my wife do on weekends?

nothing

Gardening is great!
 
Caveman69
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Originally posted by Bane
what's wrong with gardening?


im not completely against gardening,it has its perks.but i can think of a few things funner on weekends.like going to the park for picnics,or going on a long walk to nowhere,or sometimes i get real lucky and we go to a rabbit show.


and she wonders why i drink so much....
 
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rabbit show

it
 
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Originally posted by Caveman69
you know why they make 12 packs of condoms, right?

for married men.
Jan,Feb,Mar.......







you have been warned.


Sounds like you have a shitty marriage. Im sorry.
 
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Originally posted by Caveman69
im not completely against gardening,it has its perks.but i can think of a few things funner on weekends.like going to the park for picnics,or going on a long walk to nowhere


sounds like you should have married a gay dude
Edited by bamaplaya1 on Mar 31, 2013 20:45:48
 
Caveman69
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Originally posted by bamaplaya1
sounds like you should have married a gay dude


wasnt legal at the time.


but all joking aside,i love her.she calms me down,shoulda been dead by now.she saved me from some serious issues and helped me make a smart and gorgeous daughter.i would hope everybody can have that kinda luck.
 
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Originally posted by Bane
rabbit show

it


so much joy going into a sea of nerdy 40somethings taking rabbits way too serious.but some of them are willing to pay a pretty penny for a rabbit that was just gonna go in the freezer.
 
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i saw this good looking girl at red lobster, and i swear i recognize her from somewhere but i cant figure out where and its bugging the piss out of me
 
rams78110
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Originally posted by Ahrens858
i saw this good looking girl at red lobster, and i swear i recognize her from somewhere but i cant figure out where and its bugging the piss out of me


Working or eating?
 
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And me and my girl made it official tonight but we're waiting till tomorrow to tell anyone. No need to start a relationship off explaining to everyone that it isnt a joke.

That escalated quickly. First date to official in 4 days
 
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Originally posted by rams78110
Working or eating?


working. i have never eaten at that red lobster before either
 
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