Warrior General Games

Originally posted by jfbueno
I'd have more nightmares about Dr. Pain aka DP and Fingerbang. The dynamic double gangbang duo.

I don't run the defense, so it's not my problem how many dozens of points you guys score. I just gotta show something on offense or mutley will feed me to his pig Gertrude

Originally posted by TehKyou
I don't run the defense, so it's not my problem how many dozens of points you guys score. I just gotta show something on offense or mutley will feed me to his pig Gertrude

nom nom nom nom nom

That said, with being in Alexander, we focus most of our SP assets on stopping the run, but again not my problem

Originally posted by TehKyou
That said, with being in Alexander, we focus most of our SP assets on stopping the run, but again not my problem

do we....... oh crap

Tch, I need a killer pet to motivate the defense, it's not fair mutley gets to do this to me.

Win or lose though, I'm not gonna say I didn't gameplan. No matter how we do I'm going to own up to the offenses efforts
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cKoicpk_DyE/UyIRy9bi_bI/AAAAAAAABX0/L2dnM59oWAo/s1600/zoidberg-seppuku-gif.gif

Screw it, we are gonna win! http://gifsoup.com/view/3956039/blanka-victory-dance.html

And with the Virgins getting deflowered there is now only 1 undisputed king of rookie. Let's get to the predictions

#1 Panty Obliterating Rectal Ninjas vs. #14 San Diego Sperm Whales

San Diego gets the unfortunate task of taking on the best team in rookie in PORN. San Diego has been in close games all season and hasn't been blown out in any as of now. PORN on the other hand gave another quality ladder team their biggest blowout loss of the season. The DP attack on offense is no joke and hasn't shown any signs of slowing down. The defense has also been great in their own right with a decent amount of their defenders taking over the HOF voting. San Diego probably gets their first blowout loss of the season unless they can find some magic quickly. PORN 35-7

#2 The Salty Runback vs. #10 Omaha BEEF

The new #2 team in rookie boasts one of the best defenses in rookie and plays a good ground attack in BEEF that no team should sleep on. This will be a very interesting matchup and I currently have it as the 2nd best game of the week. I expect salty's balanced offense to give some issues to Omaha while Salty should be able to contain an all rush team. Even one as good as Omaha's. Salty 17-14

#3 I've STILL Never Had Sex vs. #15 ENMU Greyhounds

Some of the Virgins management gave me crap for picking against them in an upset pick a few ladder games ago. Karma reared it's ugly head the following ladder week and shit all over the Virgins. Maybe next time you guys should leave my ladder game predictions in peace before being asshats about it and having karmic justice punch you in your virgin ovaries. Virgins 42-7

#4 Bloody Slaughterhouse vs. #18 Deadman Odyssey

The 2nd best heavy passing team in rookie takes on an overmatched Odyssey team that I don't think has too much of a chance. Unless Deadman can find a good defense to limit the passing attack it could get ugly quick. Bloody 31-10

#5 Mannheim Steamroller vs. #6 Ashland Dockers

This is my game of the week. Mannheim is coming off getting steamrolled by PORN while Ashland has all of a sudden looked very vulnerable with two bad losses. Will Ashland be able to write the ship and limit this powerful Mannheim running offense? Will Mannheim be able to successfully limit the passing attack of Ashland unlike what they did with PORN. Think this might be a close one with Ashland winning 20-10

#7 No Name vs. #22 The Simpsons

The heavy passing attack of No Name takes on the surprisingly underachieving Simpsons. No Name is a very underrated team with a few surprising losses along the way while the Simpsons seem to be righting the ship a little after a few disappointing games. This one should be a close one but I have to take No Name with their offense over the Simpsons. No Name 24-14

#8 Gliwice Lions vs. #13 Legacy

Gliwice has done well lately and comes across the resurgent Legacy. Although Legacy only plans on being around for 1 season they're doing a good job of staying competitive in ladder games and currently lead their division in league play. I think Legacy pulls off the upset here with a decent job in limited the running game. Legacy 27-10

#9 South End Vipers vs. #17 Salary Cap Optimization

South End takes on the struggling Salary Cap. Salary cap started off the season great with a decent undefeated streak to start the season but have since faltered quite a bit and failed to find their groove. South End on the other hand has been a pretty consistent top 10 team and looks to try to push through to the top 5 at some point. I think South End gets towards that goal with a good win. South End 17-7

Beef/salty will be a better game than Ashland/Mannheim IMO.

Originally posted by bhall43
Beef/salty will be a better game than Ashland/Mannheim IMO.

You're probably right. Only reason I made that pick was just proximity of ladder rankings.

Granted the Ashland game will probably be close. The offense just hasn't gotten it together yet and they won't force fumbles on Mannheim either so will be low scoring I'm sure.

I wonder how far those cream covered panty bastards will fall after we beat them

what is a girl

Originally posted by Duo
what is a girl

You won't find one here...they are delicate things that whine and bitch and tell you to cut the grass and do the dishes and vacuum the carpet and take out the trash and walk the dogs and change the baby's diaper and clean the garage and clear the gutters and pressure spray the driveway and paint the house and fix the faucet and stop watching porn and spend Sunday's outside.....and pay child support and be more present in your daughter's life and regret ever meeting the cold hearted succubus that is your ex wife.

But Sex is amazing. You guys gotta try it.

Originally posted by Duo
what is a girl

gross