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Is there a channel like G4 on directv? I'm still pissy it got taken away in the first place, never bothered actually looking for a replacement

I could be holding in a fart for two hours, but within one minute of me deciding to let it slowly leak out, a partner will come into my office.

Originally posted by Time Trial
I could be holding in a fart for two hours, but within one minute of me deciding to let it slowly leak out, a partner will come into my office.

don't know how old you are, but never trust a fart

I just had a spider play dead on me. This is not okay.

Smacked the little fucker with a flyswatter and sprayed it with furniture polish (it was all I had), I turn around to grab a paper towel to wipe it up with and it's slow-crawling up the wall

A girlfriend of a coworker asked if I would be interested in going out with her friend. She seems to think I'm decent and she knows someone that I might like.

She sent over the number today. I hate blind dates, but the girl who organized the setup has good taste, so I told her I'd give it a shot.

Last time I went on out with someone I'd never seen before started well and ended up with her vomiting on me. I'll probably not bring that story up with this date.

Originally posted by Time Trial
A girlfriend of a coworker asked if I would be interested in going out with her friend. She seems to think I'm decent and she knows someone that I might like.

She sent over the number today. I hate blind dates, but the girl who organized the setup has good taste, so I told her I'd give it a shot.

Last time I went on out with someone I'd never seen before started well and ended up with her vomiting on me. I'll probably not bring that story up with this date.

by introducing the story, you need to finish it

Originally posted by InRomoWeTrust
by introducing the story, you need to finish it

yes.......finish her.

Originally posted by InRomoWeTrust
by introducing the story, you need to finish it

Like regarding the hairdresser who vomited on me or the date that I haven't gone on and you want future updates about?

there's a polarity somewhere in here, so...both

Originally posted by InRomoWeTrust
there's a polarity somewhere in here, so...both

The tl;dr version is:

Girl gave me this other girl's number, told me she was expecting a call. I called, we went out. She was smoking hot. We had a great first date, she wanted to go out again the next night (New Years Eve). I was at a party with some friend's, it was lame, I texted her and told her I would come to her. She got me in to this party, but she was already pretty plastered. She kept drinking. We got picked up by her friend's went to a couple other places ended up back at her place. She was "fall into the closet" drunk. She was on top and threw up mid-coitus. She decided that going to the bathroom to continue vomiting was a pretty good idea. I cleaned myself off in the kitchen, she decided to pass out next to her vomit (with a towel thrown over it). I cleaned it up a bit, got dressed, and left.

We went out again a week later, but it was just too awkward.

I "yada"ed over some of the fun parts, but that's the quick version of the story.

Funniest part was, I had no idea where I was and it was a freezing cold Canadian New Years on the Prairie. It was five AM and there were no street signs anywhere. I called my buddy and told him I had just left a building that was an exact replica of his building, but was located in some new part of town I'd never been to. I could see a grocery store from where I was standing. He knew exactly where I was, so he shows up (an hour later) with his girlfriend and a couple other people from the party he was at who wanted to hear the whole story.

As for my new story, that's going to have to wait until she throws up on me too.

Originally posted by Time Trial
The tl;dr version is:

Girl gave me this other girl's number, told me she was expecting a call. I called, we went out. She was smoking hot. We had a great first date, she wanted to go out again the next night (New Years Eve). I was at a party with some friend's, it was lame, I texted her and told her I would come to her. She got me in to this party, but she was already pretty plastered. She kept drinking. We got picked up by her friend's went to a couple other places ended up back at her place. She was "fall into the closet" drunk. She was on top and threw up mid-coitus. She decided that going to the bathroom to continue vomiting was a pretty good idea. I cleaned myself off in the kitchen, she decided to pass out next to her vomit (with a towel thrown over it). I cleaned it up a bit, got dressed, and left.

We went out again a week later, but it was just too awkward.

I "yada"ed over some of the fun parts, but that's the quick version of the story.

Funniest part was, I had no idea where I was and it was a freezing cold Canadian New Years on the Prairie. It was five AM and there were no street signs anywhere. I called my buddy and told him I had just left a building that was an exact replica of his building, but was located in some new part of town I'd never been to. I could see a grocery store from where I was standing. He knew exactly where I was, so he shows up (an hour later) with his girlfriend and a couple other people from the party he was at who wanted to hear the whole story.

As for my new story, that's going to have to wait until she throws up on me too.

i had a girl throw up in my friends lap while blowing him in the backseat of my car. my friend is hung like a porn star so it was more of a gag throw up than a drunk throw up. i made her clean it up thou

Originally posted by foshizzel17
i had a girl throw up in my friends lap while blowing him in the backseat of my car. my friend is hung like a porn star so it was more of a gag throw up than a drunk throw up. i made her clean it up thou

I'm hung like a painting.

Dead center of a stud, solid, and a bit crooked.

Anyone here had a crown before? Had a quick question

TT's story is why I have concerns about applying the "too drunk to consent" doctrine to those who are conscious enough to participate but intoxicated enough to claim impaired judgment. In the U.S. she could have pressed charges.