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Originally posted by jdbolick
Fucking ants are everywhere this year. I put out a bunch of stuff yesterday and they took revenge by biting my ankles, which are swollen like grapefruits now.

Tell me about it. They are worse than I've ever seen them.

I bought a bag of cornmeal, and spread it out wherever I seen ants. it takes about a week to see results, but eventually they die off.

Insects do suck right in the beginning of summer. I open my window to let cool air in and before I can close the screen 3 miller moths bust the fk in. Didn't even see them. Fuckers were hiding behind the frame.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10355837_701789989886094_7135419267813205218_n.jpg this so hard

Originally posted by BadBuc99
Tell me about it. They are worse than I've ever seen them.

I bought a bag of cornmeal, and spread it out wherever I seen ants. it takes about a week to see results, but eventually they die off.

I sprayed ant poison all around the exterior of my house and put ant bait inside. After two days didn't see a single ant on or in my house.

I don't have any inside, but they're all over the place outside, including the dog lot.

Originally posted by rams78110
Insects do suck right in the beginning of summer. I open my window to let cool air in and before I can close the screen 3 miller moths bust the fk in. Didn't even see them. Fuckers were hiding behind the frame.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10355837_701789989886094_7135419267813205218_n.jpg this so hard

The bug thing is so much better in Portland than where I lived in Ohio.

Sure, there's some ants, bees, and spiders here...but in Ohio that was just all kinds of crap. Like any outside light during the spring/summer/fall was just swarmed by a ridiculous number of insects.

The worst were house centipedes...they are pretty harmless, but so gross to see.
http://www.realmonstrosities.com/2011/03/house-centipede.html

Sucks looking over at the wall and seeing like a three inch one of those crawling around. Or battling them in the bathtub before you take a bath.

Originally posted by Corndog
The bug thing is so much better in Portland than where I lived in Ohio.

Sure, there's some ants, bees, and spiders here...but in Ohio that was just all kinds of crap. Like any outside light during the spring/summer/fall was just swarmed by a ridiculous number of insects.

The worst were house centipedes...they are pretty harmless, but so gross to see.
http://www.realmonstrosities.com/2011/03/house-centipede.html

Sucks looking over at the wall and seeing like a three inch one of those crawling around. Or battling them in the bathtub before you take a bath.

I believe that. I went to a KOA in July last year in Dayton, the bathrooms there were absolutely unusable. Lights on all night, of course, to show campers where it is. The inside was awful. A web in every corner and a few hunters patrolling the ground. Went with a royal fuck that and pissed in the trees by my camper. I can't imagine actually living there

Centipedes are weird little bastards. We have those in CO, but they're a much more mellow coloring and have shorter legs, the little bastards in those pictures look like elongated demonspiders

The only insects that straight swarm in CO are miller moths. They get so thick they'll clog alternators and actually completely kill them. That was the very first car problem I ever had when I was 18, they killed it -_-

We also had ladybugs in Ohio.

And, I don't mean the pretty ladybugs, I mean fucking swarms of ladybugs. Everywhere. They would cause hanging lampshades to collapse from so many of them dying in it. You could be driving around and just see a big black cloud of ladybugs flying around.

I started using Tinder last night and I'm kind of addicted now.

Originally posted by blackdog3377
I started using Tinder last night and I'm kind of addicted now.

It's a nice confidence booster. Got some thumbs from females I'm 99% sure would not talk to me irl.

I don't know anyone who's actually gotten laid off it yet tho

Originally posted by Corndog
We also had ladybugs in Ohio.

And, I don't mean the pretty ladybugs, I mean fucking swarms of ladybugs. Everywhere. They would cause hanging lampshades to collapse from so many of them dying in it. You could be driving around and just see a big black cloud of ladybugs flying around.
Those are asian beetles, which look similar to lady bugs but are more numerous and obnoxious. Stink bugs have started being a problem here the last couple of years for some reason.

Originally posted by jdbolick

Those are asian beetles, which look similar to lady bugs but are more numerous and obnoxious. Stink bugs have started being a problem here the last couple of years for some reason.

Yeah, I just figured people could relate more to ladybugs than asian beetles.

Never seen the beetles down in Cincinnati, but I've definitely seen those house centipedes. They always turn up dead in my bathtub and it's a mystery as to how they got there.

I definitely need to invest in a cat.

Originally posted by blackdog3377
I started using Tinder last night and I'm kind of addicted now.

It's pretty great at killing time, but the actual conversations tend to be so contrived and useless.

I've started treating my matches like Pokemon

Originally posted by Corndog
The bug thing is so much better in Portland than where I lived in Ohio.

Sure, there's some ants, bees, and spiders here...but in Ohio that was just all kinds of crap. Like any outside light during the spring/summer/fall was just swarmed by a ridiculous number of insects.

The worst were house centipedes...they are pretty harmless, but so gross to see.
http://www.realmonstrosities.com/2011/03/house-centipede.html

Sucks looking over at the wall and seeing like a three inch one of those crawling around. Or battling them in the bathtub before you take a bath.

The comment section on that link was going fine until the one user posted that her #1 phobia was these things crawling into her vagina while she slept.

I don't suppose "wearing underwear" would solve that problem?

Originally posted by rams78110
It's a nice confidence booster. Got some thumbs from females I'm 99% sure would not talk to me irl.

I don't know anyone who's actually gotten laid off it yet tho

My friend has several times. I have no idea how he does it but he has tons of confidence and absolutely no shame.

https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10350543_10152101687666569_5637146199238579856_n.jpg