What is with all this man loving going on? The Fire exit the tournament and suddenly you guys throw a tupperware party!!
"Excuse me, but does this plastic container guarantee freshness and come in salmon colored lids?"
Homework assignment: All players here must find a shady dealer and buy up bunches of steroids. Inject frequently. Let testosterone rage through your system. Come back and release the emotion. Release the emotion only here! You will repeat the assignment if some kid's pet iguana gets punted across the street in real life.
"Excuse me, but may I take Androsteine instead?"
NO NO NO NO. Listen, Mark McGwire Jr., if I wanted you to get ripped and crank out homeruns that may be an option. But, this assignment was created to initiate RAGE!
Now, I expect all homework turned in to be double spaced and mind your pronoun usage.
*Post-tournament Spicy Sighting #2*
"Excuse me, but does this plastic container guarantee freshness and come in salmon colored lids?"
Homework assignment: All players here must find a shady dealer and buy up bunches of steroids. Inject frequently. Let testosterone rage through your system. Come back and release the emotion. Release the emotion only here! You will repeat the assignment if some kid's pet iguana gets punted across the street in real life.
"Excuse me, but may I take Androsteine instead?"
NO NO NO NO. Listen, Mark McGwire Jr., if I wanted you to get ripped and crank out homeruns that may be an option. But, this assignment was created to initiate RAGE!
Now, I expect all homework turned in to be double spaced and mind your pronoun usage.
*Post-tournament Spicy Sighting #2*






























