Gg yaks
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Season 120 Peewee Uprising!! Week 12 Power Rankings!!
1. Mr Coach Kline's DOTS- The party was winding down a bit when a bus load of London finest Ladies was dumped outside the Ballroom, The Kline boys fired up the square dance music , spiked some drinks and before long the party had turned into a lust filled riot with the boys having their way with the Moanarchs ladies. Leland grabbed their leader, charmed her on the dance floor and had an amazing night. When they awoke they found themselves on top of the Peewee world for the first time!! Go DOTS!!
2. Buckhead Royal Knights- Fleeing the Ballroom the Knights reassembled at the local college gymnasium. Where the kids had a we're #1 party going on, still dressed in their finest the Knights joined right in. Big Ollie said "No Way" and challenged them to a dance off. He had sadly had no idea the team had once been BRK dance champions. It was a great dance off and despite some fine dance moves by Javier Malloy, the Knights BRK dancing skills were too much,
3. Coach Jason Browns JUCO Stogies- Stogies were celebrating when a bunch of stuck up rich folk crashed the party. A break dance off was proposed, loser clears out and goes home, game on! and it went well for the Stogies with Javier Malloy clearly winning when BRK Dancing End 1, tackled him and the BRK dancers QB stole the win! The Stogies #1 party ended, but it was fun for the 2 days it lasted!
4. Arctic Circle Grim Reapers-Arctic Circle was getting angrier every week that the scythe was gone, they loved the new cutting instruments and used them well, the Bears were looking barer than ever before. Still that wasn't very satisfying and the Reapers wanted more practice of their new found barbering skills, they heard a dance party going on, they headed toward it sure there would be a bunch of hairy folks there!
5. Rome Gladiator Yaks- Yaks have always been superior to reindeers in the Arctic food chain and they forced them off the prime grazing grounds twice in a row this week, making it to the tourney final and staying right in the race to avoid 5th place. The furry ones do not want to be left out of the post season fun!
6. Tokyo Godzillas- Godzilla floundered around madly, that Yak shit was really burning his eyes. He saw water and went for it, he jumped right into the Fishes' ditch, washed the shit from his eyes and relaxed. In relief he let off a few little atomic shocks and the Friday Night Fish Fry was on!
7. Irridescent Ditch Fish- That was a Fishes worst nightmare! A giant lizard thingy sat down in our ditch and then set of an atomic burst, like a giant electro-fishing boat! We had no idea what was happening and then Wham! We all floated belly up to the surface and were scooped into the beasts mouth.
8. Blitzin' Dots- Blitzin' has to be getting a little bit crazy after the past 3 games, they have been playing outstanding only to have games just go south in the 4th quarter. Dots are now in a battle to avoid falling into the dreaded 5th seed on the Alpha side.
9. Peewee's Biggest Adventure- New haircuts for the whole crew and they are looking real sharp!
Just in time for a huge game with playoff implications, can the Adventure make a run over the last four games and bump someone else out?
10. London Pee Wee Moanarchs- Thrown from the Bus the Moanarchs landed right outside the Royal Ballroom with a groan. The music coming from within perked them up and they went to see what was happening, to Princess Precisions surprise when she walked in she was grabbed by a handsome man in a suit of armor, he whirled and twirled her around until dizzy and then escorted her off the dance floor and to his room! Moaning was not far behind!
11. Hartford Bouncing Pickles- No problems at all with them Bare Bears. Hartford wants more and they have a Big Adventure coming up, followed by a date with the Moanarchs which will certainly get their bounce on.
12.Thunder Mountain Turtlebacks- Back into the rankings!
Also receiving votes!
Naked Mole Rats- The Berlin Barber shop left a mustache, the Reapers took care of that!
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playoff races with four games to go!!! i'm pretty sure point differential is first tiebreak after h2h? if i'm wrong someone let me know and i'll fix it
Alpha race is a bit more interesting as you'll see.
Alpha:
Buckhead - +3, the tiebreak over JUCO, and a game against CPU bears. they're clinched. Playoff-O-Meter: 100%
Reapers - +2, games against JUCO, Blitzin, Rome, Buckhead. One win against JUCO/Blitzin/Rome gives the tiebreak and clinches. They lead the entire league in tiebreaker after head to head (+407 point differential which is +181 over Rome) BUT they just played CPU bears which makes the number a bit misleading. Playoff-O-Meter: 93.5%
Blitzin - 0, games against CPU bears, Reapers, Buckhead, JUCO. no head to head tiebreak yet(split with Rome), lowest Alpha point differential. Game against JUCO in last week could decide it. Playoff-O-Meter: 65%
Rome - 0, games against Buckhead, JUCO, Reapers, CPU bears. no head to head tiebreak yet (split with Blitzin) but crucially won the first match against JUCO, hold a fifteen point differential over JUCO and seventeen over Blitzin. With Blitzin having to play JUCO, beating JUCO would effectively clinch for Rome. Playoff-O-Meter: 73.69420%
JUCO - 0, games against Reapers, Rome, CPU Bears, Blitzin. no head to head tiebreak yet but lost first match against Blitzin and Rome, second lowest Alpha point differential. They need to snipe one or both of Reapers/Rome or else the game against Blitzin in the last week could decide it. Playoff-O-Meter: 45%
Beta:
Fish - +4 and they play Berlin. They're in. Playoff-O-Meter: 100%
Kline - +4 and they ALSO play Berlin. They're also in. Playoff-O-Meter: 100%
Tokyo - +1 with games against Peewee, London, Berlin, Kline. Taking that one from the fish was huge because with four games remaining if they beat Peewee or London they'll have a tiebreak in hand and a guaranteed win vs Berlin on the way which means clinching. Lose against Peewee and this race gets a LOT more interesting.Playoff-O-Meter: 84%
London - +1 with games against Fish, Tokyo, Peewee, Berlin. A guaranteed win vs Berlin on the way could be the decider, and now that the Fish have gone full 'i forgot to set my ai', if London can snag that one, it'll be official. Or they could lose against Fish/Tokyo but beat Peewee and because they have the tiebreak that would mean clinching. A bit more of a convoluted path, but very likely. Playoff-O-Meter: 79%
Peewee - -1 with games against Tokyo, Kline, London and then the Fish. They've already played Berlin and lost the first game against both Tokyo and London which means they're on the verge of elimination here. They have to win out and hope either Tokyo or London lose their remaining games (except the guaranteed win v Berlin) Playoff-O-Meter: 7%
Alpha race is a bit more interesting as you'll see.
Alpha:
Buckhead - +3, the tiebreak over JUCO, and a game against CPU bears. they're clinched. Playoff-O-Meter: 100%
Reapers - +2, games against JUCO, Blitzin, Rome, Buckhead. One win against JUCO/Blitzin/Rome gives the tiebreak and clinches. They lead the entire league in tiebreaker after head to head (+407 point differential which is +181 over Rome) BUT they just played CPU bears which makes the number a bit misleading. Playoff-O-Meter: 93.5%
Blitzin - 0, games against CPU bears, Reapers, Buckhead, JUCO. no head to head tiebreak yet(split with Rome), lowest Alpha point differential. Game against JUCO in last week could decide it. Playoff-O-Meter: 65%
Rome - 0, games against Buckhead, JUCO, Reapers, CPU bears. no head to head tiebreak yet (split with Blitzin) but crucially won the first match against JUCO, hold a fifteen point differential over JUCO and seventeen over Blitzin. With Blitzin having to play JUCO, beating JUCO would effectively clinch for Rome. Playoff-O-Meter: 73.69420%
JUCO - 0, games against Reapers, Rome, CPU Bears, Blitzin. no head to head tiebreak yet but lost first match against Blitzin and Rome, second lowest Alpha point differential. They need to snipe one or both of Reapers/Rome or else the game against Blitzin in the last week could decide it. Playoff-O-Meter: 45%
Beta:
Fish - +4 and they play Berlin. They're in. Playoff-O-Meter: 100%
Kline - +4 and they ALSO play Berlin. They're also in. Playoff-O-Meter: 100%
Tokyo - +1 with games against Peewee, London, Berlin, Kline. Taking that one from the fish was huge because with four games remaining if they beat Peewee or London they'll have a tiebreak in hand and a guaranteed win vs Berlin on the way which means clinching. Lose against Peewee and this race gets a LOT more interesting.Playoff-O-Meter: 84%
London - +1 with games against Fish, Tokyo, Peewee, Berlin. A guaranteed win vs Berlin on the way could be the decider, and now that the Fish have gone full 'i forgot to set my ai', if London can snag that one, it'll be official. Or they could lose against Fish/Tokyo but beat Peewee and because they have the tiebreak that would mean clinching. A bit more of a convoluted path, but very likely. Playoff-O-Meter: 79%
Peewee - -1 with games against Tokyo, Kline, London and then the Fish. They've already played Berlin and lost the first game against both Tokyo and London which means they're on the verge of elimination here. They have to win out and hope either Tokyo or London lose their remaining games (except the guaranteed win v Berlin) Playoff-O-Meter: 7%
Edited by R007C on May 4, 2026 19:52:58
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I was going to say monarchs are a lock but then I looked at the standings and realized we dropped to 4th and are only one game ahead. FML. Got to figure this out.
Fish we will likely lose to since we haven't beaten them in any of our scrims. I am not sure which sort of witch craft you're doing this season lol.
I do have a slight easier final 4 games as I have a cpu, and Monarchs and Pee Wee battle head to head so this is going to be a little exciting these next few weeks.
Fish we will likely lose to since we haven't beaten them in any of our scrims. I am not sure which sort of witch craft you're doing this season lol.
I do have a slight easier final 4 games as I have a cpu, and Monarchs and Pee Wee battle head to head so this is going to be a little exciting these next few weeks.
Edited by Robbnva on May 5, 2026 07:56:29
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Originally posted by Robbnva
Fish we will likely lose to since we haven't beaten them in any of our scrims. I am not sure which sort of witch craft you're doing this season lol.
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I don't know either but i am enjoying it! Though the way things go you will probably beat us by 10 in the game that counts!
Fish we will likely lose to since we haven't beaten them in any of our scrims. I am not sure which sort of witch craft you're doing this season lol.
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I don't know either but i am enjoying it! Though the way things go you will probably beat us by 10 in the game that counts!
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Originally posted by R007C
11. Hartford Bouncing Pickles- No problems at all with them Bare Bears. Hartford wants more and they have a Big Adventure coming up, followed by a date with the Moanarchs which will certainly get their bounce on.
Put some respekt on those Cukes!
Oh, and the London game doesn't count - we're both just messing with things. Coach Kline though....that's a tough one.
11. Hartford Bouncing Pickles- No problems at all with them Bare Bears. Hartford wants more and they have a Big Adventure coming up, followed by a date with the Moanarchs which will certainly get their bounce on.
Put some respekt on those Cukes!
Oh, and the London game doesn't count - we're both just messing with things. Coach Kline though....that's a tough one.
Edited by eastcoastbrian on May 5, 2026 10:36:13
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