ESTONIAN WIFE CARRIERS OFFICIAL BALLOT
Owner/Coach of the Year - lingling83 - Saratov Buffaloes
Somehow the Buffaloes are a few levels behind the top teams yet they are dominant. This owner must have an extreme knowledge on builds and how to get the most out of their players because their Level 17's perform better than most everybody else's Level 20-22s.
Offensive Player of Year:
1) (WR) Highhelm Lyrpadre - On another level almost doubling the #2 in Reception TDs
2) (RB) Cactus Jack - Averaging over 7 Yards per carry over the course of the season is amazing
3) (OG) Clay Golem - Love O-lineman so his 120 pancakes make me happy
Defensive Player of Year:
1) (DT) Darnell Wang - Manbeast type numbers (9 sacks, 38 hurries, 7 Forced Fumbes)
2) (CB) Extruder Interceptus - Not only got my vote for best CB, but also best Punt Returner
3) (SS) Nighttrain Destroyer - Let the league in tackles from the SS position
QBs
1) Baby BigArm - 60% Completions, 24 TDs 9 Int
2) On The Target - 68% Completions, 13 TD 2 Int
I wouldn't consider anybody with less than a 60% completion percentage. If you throw for 6,000 yards on 900 attempts at a 50% rate, then that doens't mean anything to me.
HBs
1) Cactus Jack - 7.1 Yards per carry and 23 TDs
2) Pound It - 6.7 Yards per carry and 15 TDs
As you can tell, I am big on yards per carry. We really do have a great good of RBs in our conference so this was a hard pick. I had to pass over great backs like Creepy Face and Fireball Jones, because they gaines about a yard less per carry than these guys. Both of these guys were part of a two back rotation, so they only received about 200 carries. I think that is enough of a sample and I am not going to punish them because they did not see 350+ carries.
FB
Zack Wang
Not the easy position to pick because I like blocking FBs not running FBs. Wang along with the rest of the FBs on Saratov led an amazing and unstoppable running attack. Props.
WRs
1) Highhelm Lyrpadre - Led the conference in TDs with 18. It wasn't even close.
2) Adeeos "Mofo" Tee - 86 catches and only 11 drops
3) Straight Balla - 80 Catches and 8 TDs
4) Tyler Gaudreau - 68 Catches, 7 TDs and only 11 drops
The first thing I did was eliminate any WR who dropped more than 20 passes. That eliminated 2 great WRs who led the league in yardage. I am most confident about my #1 pick, Highhelm Lyrpadre, who not only led in touchdowns, but also led in YAC and and had a high Yards per catch. Also the only top WR to have more TDs than drops.
TEs
1) Chris Cohen - 80 catches with only 11 drops
2) Sexy Muvalicka - 55 catches and 5 TDs to lead the league for TEs
Love Cohens Catch to Drop ratio, and Sexy was the best TE red zone target.
G
1) Clay Golem - Overall Pancake Leader w/ 120
2) Signor Ugarte - 107 Pancakes
3) John Hannah Sr. - 81 Pancakes leading the way for that Saratov Rushing attack
OT
1) Major "King" Kong - 96 pancakes in less than 40 plays/game
2) Knock YaDown - 80 pancakes
3) Horse Power - 77 pancakes
C
1) Bruce Baumgartner - Pancake Leader for Centers with 116
2) Craig Green - 106 pancakes and plays less than 50 plays per game
All we really have to go by for lineman are pancakes, and we all know there is really for than that for O-Lineman. I wish they had a stat for sacks allowed. Anyways, I also gave importants to the number of plays each of these lineman got compared to the damage (pancakes) they caused. Since we are dealing in totals, I don't want to vote for a guy just because he got way more plays.
DE
1) Big Daddy Wonka - Gotta give it to the sack leader (13)
2) Jakey Crusher - 5 sacks, 51 tackles, 1 Forced Fumble
3) Mitch Hagger - 52 tackles, 5 hurries, 2 sacks, and 3 Forced Fumbles
DT
1) Darnell Wang - 9 sacks from the DT position is amazing, not to mention 38 hurries, 7 Forced Fumbes, WOW
2) Dexter Larimore - 3 sacks, 14 hurries, and 60 tackles
3) Jihadi Obami - 4 sacks and 18 hurries
LBs
1) Srapep Tagella - 99 Tackles, 2 Forced Fumbles, and a 99 Fumble Recovery TD
2) Quentin Sandz - 65 Tackles with only 3 missed tackles. 1 Sack, 2 Int, 1 FF
3) Petey DaFool - 110 Tackles, 1 Int, 1 Sack, 3 Forced Fumbles
4) Siberian Cat - 50 Tackles, 4 Int, 1 Sack, 1 FF
Some really good Linebackers here. I gave a slight discount for missed tackles.
CBs
1) Extruder Interceptus - 5 Ints, 1 FF
2) Speedster Wang - 5 Ints, 34 Tackles, 20 PD
3) Extruder Interceptus - 5 Ints, 38 Tackles, 19 PDs
4) Ringyour Clock - 4 Ints, 64 Tackles, 33 PDs
SS
1) Nighttrain Destroyer - 113 tackles (Conference Leader)
2) Rock HardHitter - 84 Tackles with only 6 missed tackles
FS
1) Gusher Gizmack - 70 tackles with only 4 missed, 3 Int and 1 FF
2) Juwon Summadis - 75 tackles with only 5 missed, 1 Int and 1 FF
KR
1) Rodney Bennett - 31 yards per return (Best with minimum of 40 returns)
PR
1) Extruder Interceptus - 15 yards per return (Best with minimum of 40 returns)
K
1) Kraikai Kaikai - Highest FG % (minumum 15 attempts). Also 64/65 on XPs.
P
1) "Sky" High - Best Avg Yards per Punt (minimum 40 punts)
Owner/Coach of the Year - lingling83 - Saratov Buffaloes
Somehow the Buffaloes are a few levels behind the top teams yet they are dominant. This owner must have an extreme knowledge on builds and how to get the most out of their players because their Level 17's perform better than most everybody else's Level 20-22s.
Offensive Player of Year:
1) (WR) Highhelm Lyrpadre - On another level almost doubling the #2 in Reception TDs
2) (RB) Cactus Jack - Averaging over 7 Yards per carry over the course of the season is amazing
3) (OG) Clay Golem - Love O-lineman so his 120 pancakes make me happy
Defensive Player of Year:
1) (DT) Darnell Wang - Manbeast type numbers (9 sacks, 38 hurries, 7 Forced Fumbes)
2) (CB) Extruder Interceptus - Not only got my vote for best CB, but also best Punt Returner
3) (SS) Nighttrain Destroyer - Let the league in tackles from the SS position
QBs
1) Baby BigArm - 60% Completions, 24 TDs 9 Int
2) On The Target - 68% Completions, 13 TD 2 Int
I wouldn't consider anybody with less than a 60% completion percentage. If you throw for 6,000 yards on 900 attempts at a 50% rate, then that doens't mean anything to me.
HBs
1) Cactus Jack - 7.1 Yards per carry and 23 TDs
2) Pound It - 6.7 Yards per carry and 15 TDs
As you can tell, I am big on yards per carry. We really do have a great good of RBs in our conference so this was a hard pick. I had to pass over great backs like Creepy Face and Fireball Jones, because they gaines about a yard less per carry than these guys. Both of these guys were part of a two back rotation, so they only received about 200 carries. I think that is enough of a sample and I am not going to punish them because they did not see 350+ carries.
FB
Zack Wang
Not the easy position to pick because I like blocking FBs not running FBs. Wang along with the rest of the FBs on Saratov led an amazing and unstoppable running attack. Props.
WRs
1) Highhelm Lyrpadre - Led the conference in TDs with 18. It wasn't even close.
2) Adeeos "Mofo" Tee - 86 catches and only 11 drops
3) Straight Balla - 80 Catches and 8 TDs
4) Tyler Gaudreau - 68 Catches, 7 TDs and only 11 drops
The first thing I did was eliminate any WR who dropped more than 20 passes. That eliminated 2 great WRs who led the league in yardage. I am most confident about my #1 pick, Highhelm Lyrpadre, who not only led in touchdowns, but also led in YAC and and had a high Yards per catch. Also the only top WR to have more TDs than drops.
TEs
1) Chris Cohen - 80 catches with only 11 drops
2) Sexy Muvalicka - 55 catches and 5 TDs to lead the league for TEs
Love Cohens Catch to Drop ratio, and Sexy was the best TE red zone target.
G
1) Clay Golem - Overall Pancake Leader w/ 120
2) Signor Ugarte - 107 Pancakes
3) John Hannah Sr. - 81 Pancakes leading the way for that Saratov Rushing attack
OT
1) Major "King" Kong - 96 pancakes in less than 40 plays/game
2) Knock YaDown - 80 pancakes
3) Horse Power - 77 pancakes
C
1) Bruce Baumgartner - Pancake Leader for Centers with 116
2) Craig Green - 106 pancakes and plays less than 50 plays per game
All we really have to go by for lineman are pancakes, and we all know there is really for than that for O-Lineman. I wish they had a stat for sacks allowed. Anyways, I also gave importants to the number of plays each of these lineman got compared to the damage (pancakes) they caused. Since we are dealing in totals, I don't want to vote for a guy just because he got way more plays.
DE
1) Big Daddy Wonka - Gotta give it to the sack leader (13)
2) Jakey Crusher - 5 sacks, 51 tackles, 1 Forced Fumble
3) Mitch Hagger - 52 tackles, 5 hurries, 2 sacks, and 3 Forced Fumbles
DT
1) Darnell Wang - 9 sacks from the DT position is amazing, not to mention 38 hurries, 7 Forced Fumbes, WOW
2) Dexter Larimore - 3 sacks, 14 hurries, and 60 tackles
3) Jihadi Obami - 4 sacks and 18 hurries
LBs
1) Srapep Tagella - 99 Tackles, 2 Forced Fumbles, and a 99 Fumble Recovery TD
2) Quentin Sandz - 65 Tackles with only 3 missed tackles. 1 Sack, 2 Int, 1 FF
3) Petey DaFool - 110 Tackles, 1 Int, 1 Sack, 3 Forced Fumbles
4) Siberian Cat - 50 Tackles, 4 Int, 1 Sack, 1 FF
Some really good Linebackers here. I gave a slight discount for missed tackles.
CBs
1) Extruder Interceptus - 5 Ints, 1 FF
2) Speedster Wang - 5 Ints, 34 Tackles, 20 PD
3) Extruder Interceptus - 5 Ints, 38 Tackles, 19 PDs
4) Ringyour Clock - 4 Ints, 64 Tackles, 33 PDs
SS
1) Nighttrain Destroyer - 113 tackles (Conference Leader)
2) Rock HardHitter - 84 Tackles with only 6 missed tackles
FS
1) Gusher Gizmack - 70 tackles with only 4 missed, 3 Int and 1 FF
2) Juwon Summadis - 75 tackles with only 5 missed, 1 Int and 1 FF
KR
1) Rodney Bennett - 31 yards per return (Best with minimum of 40 returns)
PR
1) Extruder Interceptus - 15 yards per return (Best with minimum of 40 returns)
K
1) Kraikai Kaikai - Highest FG % (minumum 15 attempts). Also 64/65 on XPs.
P
1) "Sky" High - Best Avg Yards per Punt (minimum 40 punts)
