Originally posted by ericarnold86
The time is now... people say the Biscuits shtick is played out, its old, past its prime, time to move on. Retire. We are just living off our glory days, in packaging, now we are over-baked. But no, not here, not now. Nobody tells a Biscuit when its done baking. I've been to Biscuit Mountain, baby. It may be the most hated ride in the park, but its still got the longest line!
They wanna taste our butter, they wanna ride around in the bakery limousines, they wanna WOOOOOOOOOOO! the finest female biscuit eaters in the world today, but gentlemen you remember one thing, diamonds are forever and so are the Biscuits.
We are oven-fluffin', mouth-waterin', butter-meltin', taste-appealin', sons of the Biscuit, who have moistened the girls... WORLDWIDE... and made 'em cry.
If you want to be the man, you gotta BEAT the BISCUITS! And WE....ARE....THE.....BISCUITS! WOOOOOOOO!
Whether you like it or not, learn to love it, because its the best thing going today. So while your girl takes one last ride on Biscuit Mountain, just realize, you will NEVER... EVER... be a BISCUIT! *struts* WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
OK enough, we get it. Why don't you save your speeches for your own team? God you're like a mixture of Leonidas and TO. Jeez.
The time is now... people say the Biscuits shtick is played out, its old, past its prime, time to move on. Retire. We are just living off our glory days, in packaging, now we are over-baked. But no, not here, not now. Nobody tells a Biscuit when its done baking. I've been to Biscuit Mountain, baby. It may be the most hated ride in the park, but its still got the longest line!
They wanna taste our butter, they wanna ride around in the bakery limousines, they wanna WOOOOOOOOOOO! the finest female biscuit eaters in the world today, but gentlemen you remember one thing, diamonds are forever and so are the Biscuits.
We are oven-fluffin', mouth-waterin', butter-meltin', taste-appealin', sons of the Biscuit, who have moistened the girls... WORLDWIDE... and made 'em cry.
If you want to be the man, you gotta BEAT the BISCUITS! And WE....ARE....THE.....BISCUITS! WOOOOOOOO!
Whether you like it or not, learn to love it, because its the best thing going today. So while your girl takes one last ride on Biscuit Mountain, just realize, you will NEVER... EVER... be a BISCUIT! *struts* WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
OK enough, we get it. Why don't you save your speeches for your own team? God you're like a mixture of Leonidas and TO. Jeez.






























