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Originally posted by Thefranchise
Originally posted by THESpideyWVU

WVU Parties >>> All.


Yea ok, inbreeding and banjos sounds like a great party.




I didn't think anyone could name a stereotype about WV that was further from the truth than incest, banjos?

Morgantown isn't anywhere near that Southern WV Boone County freakshow shit. Morgantown is pretty much in PA.

The same PA known for it's crazy Amish folk who name their towns stuff like Virginity, PA......Intercourse, PA.....and Chastity, PA?

Not to mention some lunatic QB up round Philly way who thinks he's looking ahead through the windshield, but all he's actually seeing is what's done and past in the rear-view mirror.

Gilligan

Originally posted by Kaceltx
The same PA known for it's crazy Amish folk who name their towns stuff like Virginity, PA......Intercourse, PA.....and Chastity, PA?

Not to mention some lunatic QB up round Philly way who thinks he's looking ahead through the windshield, but all he's actually seeing is what's done and past in the rear-view mirror.

Gilligan

Oh well I know PA sucks, 18 years of my life in that shitty state, but I don't think anyone really understand what West Virginia is like, let alone Morgantown.

You do what you gotta do.

Originally posted by Kaceltx
The same PA known for it's crazy Amish folk who name their towns stuff like Virginity, PA......Intercourse, PA.....and Chastity, PA?

Not to mention some lunatic QB up round Philly way who thinks he's looking ahead through the windshield, but all he's actually seeing is what's done and past in the rear-view mirror.

Gilligan

I lived in that neck of the woods in Strasburg Pa. for 4 years...and yes I was asked by a tourist if I knew how to get to Intercourse

Are you sure the tourist asked "how to get to" and not "how to get"?

Originally posted by caneswizard
Are you sure the tourist asked "how to get to" and not "how to get"?

The funny thing was she didn't realize what she had asked until I started laughing...

Hey wait a minute....that tourist was my wife.

You son of a.....she hasn't slept with me since that embarassing event.

Gilligan

Originally posted by THESpideyWVU
My players show up drunk to way too many team functions... surprised it doesn't push away players. WVU Parties >>> All.

PSU Parties >>> WVU parties >>> All

Sorry bud, we're like the pro-league of drinking... ever wonder why it's named Happy Valley?

Well Florida is the No.1 party school in America.

Originally posted by Gator93
Well Florida is the No.1 party school in America.

We just like to let other schools think they have the best party school

Originally posted by kmart
Originally posted by THESpideyWVU

My players show up drunk to way too many team functions... surprised it doesn't push away players. WVU Parties >>> All.

PSU Parties >>> WVU parties >>> All

Sorry bud, we're like the pro-league of drinking... ever wonder why it's named Happy Valley?

That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. I know so many PSU alums and students that tell a different story, in fact, almost all I've met.

Florida #1 party school is the biggest joke I've ever heard, nothing like partying in a town that smells like sewage and with middle age men pretending to still be in college.

Look Mr. WVU....

When we say partying, we're talking about drinking beer and having a good time. Preferably with some good lookin women.

What we aren't talking about, and which the world's WVU Alumns have so proudly exemplified as of late, are the types of partying known as:

1) Throwing thousands of dollars in the air at strip clubs
2) Any and all actions resulting in people getting shot
3) Vandalizin folks a la Chris Henry
4) Any party Mike Vanderjagt may have attended had to have at least a couple gay orgies hidden hither and thither
5) Actions involving underage, high-profile basketball players getting wasted in public and deciding to fight folks....then argue with the cops


....Not to mention all the fine folks and their noble behavior down the road at Virginia Tech.

Bring yer arse down to Texas, and good luck not accidently happening across the best party of your life.

CB Yastuckwit Gilligan
Resident
Austin LumberJacks

P.S.-That was a Vick joke and not a shooting joke.

1. Sounds like fun to me
2. Innocent.
3. Chris Henry isn't human, no seriously, he's an alien
4. Great kicker ever, could drink you under the table.
5. They're 20, they didn't fight anyone, and the cops were off-duty Pittsburgh police, think maybe there might be a lil bias?