Rick Blaine guesses it's time for Rick Blaine to talk.
It's not usually a teammate that Rick Blaine has to talk about though.
Rick Blaine usually reserves his beatings for 'bitches'. Both on AND off the field. But Rick Blaine will make an exception in this case, because Rick Blaine's new 'boss' has it coming.
Rick Blaine let it go when our team decided to go for EVERY 4th down because it was a pre-season game. Rick Blaine decided to let it go when we only scored 10 points against an average team. Rick Blaine let it go when we lost to last years regular season champ. And Rick Blaine let it go when we had to come back against another slightly above average team.
Rick Blaine is tired of his OC's relying on the running game. Our running game which has fumbled the ball almost too many times to count in only 3 games.
How many picks has Rick Blaine thrown? Oh, right. 1. And that should've been caught by our OC's BLIND WR Al.
How many points have we scored compared to the other 'top tier' teams? A very, very sad amount.
And Rick Blaine has more important things to worry about than what the actual 'date' is. 22nd, 23rd, Rick Blaine don't give a fuck! Rick Blaine knows it'll be Friday he's at your house puttin the smack down.
And the next time you're gonna make shit up about Rick Blaine, atleast make it believable. After Rick Blaine had a QB Rating in the Top 5 of the League last year, Rick Blaine doesn't think you should be ripping on Rick Blaine's throwing style. Or calling it something it's not. Just call it 'Tom Brady-like', because that's all it is. Perfection.
Rick Blaine hasn't been pissed off about his stats not being the best, b/c Rick Blaine is more concerned with winning. But Rick Blaine's patience is being tested right now.
And Rick Blaine's not even going to rip on you about saying how Rick Blaine's gay, Rick Blaine likes guys, Rick Blaine, Rick Blaine, Rick Blaine.
Everyone sees the bitches Rick Blaine has, and everyone knows you're full of shit.
Rick Blaine isn't EVEN going to talk about your sex life because... well... You're married. And Rick Blaine's met your wife. So Rick Blaine will be nice there.
But don't push Rick Blaine if you don't wanna be pushed back.
Rick Blaine will now take his frustration out on that damn Teradactyl or whatever.
Rick Blaine will be back.
EDIT - Oh and Arles, Rick Blaine has thought about it. Believe Rick Blaine, Rick Blaine has thought about that shit alot.
It's not usually a teammate that Rick Blaine has to talk about though.
Rick Blaine usually reserves his beatings for 'bitches'. Both on AND off the field. But Rick Blaine will make an exception in this case, because Rick Blaine's new 'boss' has it coming.
Rick Blaine let it go when our team decided to go for EVERY 4th down because it was a pre-season game. Rick Blaine decided to let it go when we only scored 10 points against an average team. Rick Blaine let it go when we lost to last years regular season champ. And Rick Blaine let it go when we had to come back against another slightly above average team.
Rick Blaine is tired of his OC's relying on the running game. Our running game which has fumbled the ball almost too many times to count in only 3 games.
How many picks has Rick Blaine thrown? Oh, right. 1. And that should've been caught by our OC's BLIND WR Al.
How many points have we scored compared to the other 'top tier' teams? A very, very sad amount.
And Rick Blaine has more important things to worry about than what the actual 'date' is. 22nd, 23rd, Rick Blaine don't give a fuck! Rick Blaine knows it'll be Friday he's at your house puttin the smack down.
And the next time you're gonna make shit up about Rick Blaine, atleast make it believable. After Rick Blaine had a QB Rating in the Top 5 of the League last year, Rick Blaine doesn't think you should be ripping on Rick Blaine's throwing style. Or calling it something it's not. Just call it 'Tom Brady-like', because that's all it is. Perfection.
Rick Blaine hasn't been pissed off about his stats not being the best, b/c Rick Blaine is more concerned with winning. But Rick Blaine's patience is being tested right now.
And Rick Blaine's not even going to rip on you about saying how Rick Blaine's gay, Rick Blaine likes guys, Rick Blaine, Rick Blaine, Rick Blaine.
Everyone sees the bitches Rick Blaine has, and everyone knows you're full of shit.
Rick Blaine isn't EVEN going to talk about your sex life because... well... You're married. And Rick Blaine's met your wife. So Rick Blaine will be nice there.
But don't push Rick Blaine if you don't wanna be pushed back.
Rick Blaine will now take his frustration out on that damn Teradactyl or whatever.
Rick Blaine will be back.
EDIT - Oh and Arles, Rick Blaine has thought about it. Believe Rick Blaine, Rick Blaine has thought about that shit alot.
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