Warrior General Games

Originally posted by OPTIMEGUS
You must have mistaken that pro bowl roster for a list of gutted players on an expansion team.

Would you like some cheese with that whine? I can't help you named your team so appropriate for the Morning Wood game. Impending Doom was so fitting.

Originally posted by dickdogdandy
Originally posted by OPTIMEGUS

You must have mistaken that pro bowl roster for a list of gutted players on an expansion team.

Would you like some cheese with that whine? I can't help you named your team so appropriate for the Morning Wood game. Impending Doom was so fitting.

Tell me, what do you think about my level 16 DE having more sacks than your entire D-Line combined?

I think we play team ball and maybe you guys should try it and not worry about the owners stats. How many of those did you get against the Wood? Okay, I'll tell you since you count with your fingers and this may be hard....0 and you are welcome for the four tackles you got while we were rolling up all those points. Way to step up in the big game

I also think your team sucks and that you had extra defensive snaps to get those sacks

Originally posted by dickdogdandy
Here's the real Lion Pro Bowlers:

Pos Player
QB Tex Mass
HB Erk Russell
FB Moose Jones
WR Sam Yosemite
WR Neon Branch
TE Dustin Jensen
C Big Fat Bastard
LOT Junior Flapjacks
ROT Kory Stringer
LG Bertram Griffin
RG Big Fat Crazy Guard

K Josh "Ice" Richards
P Joshua DeGrasse-Baumann

NT A Tackling Dummy
DT Jacques Strappe
LDE Akhmim Boston
RDE Moose Droppings
MLB Wonder Boy
LOLB The Dumb Jock
ROLB Breakem Allup
CB LeCharles Jackson
CB Nik Budden
FS B.L. Plotz
SS Stump Lagerale


Sweet! I made the team. Thanks 3D.

Only the best on my All Pros

Originally posted by dickdogdandy
Here's the real Lion Pro Bowlers:

Pos Player
QB Tex Mass
HB Erk Russell
FB Moose Jones
WR Sam Yosemite
WR Neon Branch
TE Dustin Jensen
C Big Fat Bastard
LOT Junior Flapjacks
ROT Kory Stringer
LG Bertram Griffin
RG Big Fat Crazy Guard

K Josh "Ice" Richards
P Joshua DeGrasse-Baumann

NT A Tackling Dummy
DT Jacques Strappe
LDE Akhmim Boston
RDE Moose Droppings
MLB Wonder Boy
LOLB The Dumb Jock
ROLB Breakem Allup
CB LeCharles Jackson
CB Nik Budden
FS B.L. Plotz
SS Stump Lagerale


Are you KIDDING me?? Tex Mass sucks. Look at the stats Henson is better in every way except mass gets more plays so he has more TDs and Yards. Look at the pick/td ratio.

Originally posted by mmuhr
Originally posted by dickdogdandy

Here's the real Lion Pro Bowlers:

Pos Player
QB Tex Mass
HB Erk Russell
FB Moose Jones
WR Sam Yosemite
WR Neon Branch
TE Dustin Jensen
C Big Fat Bastard
LOT Junior Flapjacks
ROT Kory Stringer
LG Bertram Griffin
RG Big Fat Crazy Guard

K Josh "Ice" Richards
P Joshua DeGrasse-Baumann

NT A Tackling Dummy
DT Jacques Strappe
LDE Akhmim Boston
RDE Moose Droppings
MLB Wonder Boy
LOLB The Dumb Jock
ROLB Breakem Allup
CB LeCharles Jackson
CB Nik Budden
FS B.L. Plotz
SS Stump Lagerale


Are you KIDDING me?? Tex Mass sucks. Look at the stats Henson is better in every way except mass gets more plays so he has more TDs and Yards. Look at the pick/td ratio.

wow you are denser than a cement block. He was making a point about no probowlers being from the Morning Wood except for our punter and despite being 19-0 thus far.

Originally posted by GSUFan513
Originally posted by mmuhr

Originally posted by dickdogdandy


Here's the real Lion Pro Bowlers:

Pos Player
QB Tex Mass
HB Erk Russell
FB Moose Jones
WR Sam Yosemite
WR Neon Branch
TE Dustin Jensen
C Big Fat Bastard
LOT Junior Flapjacks
ROT Kory Stringer
LG Bertram Griffin
RG Big Fat Crazy Guard

K Josh "Ice" Richards
P Joshua DeGrasse-Baumann

NT A Tackling Dummy
DT Jacques Strappe
LDE Akhmim Boston
RDE Moose Droppings
MLB Wonder Boy
LOLB The Dumb Jock
ROLB Breakem Allup
CB LeCharles Jackson
CB Nik Budden
FS B.L. Plotz
SS Stump Lagerale


Are you KIDDING me?? Tex Mass sucks. Look at the stats Henson is better in every way except mass gets more plays so he has more TDs and Yards. Look at the pick/td ratio.

wow you are denser than a cement block. He was making a point about no probowlers being from the Morning Wood except for our punter and despite being 19-0 thus far.

Not bad thought really, he only pointed out one flaw, so I guess the rest of us belong on the Pro Bowl team.

I'm just glad to move up and find some competition. This Lion conference here just doesn't have the balls to hang. I guess that's why they let their women do the hunting.


Assemble your so called "pro bowlers" and the Wood will rise to the occasion and beat them too. If we were even remotely interested in stats, we could have dominated those as well. We just like to win a little more than the rest of the stat whores. I do have openings for whores though, I am a pimp.

Originally posted by dickdogdandy
I'm just glad to move up and find some competition. This Lion conference here just doesn't have the balls to hang. I guess that's why they let their women do the hunting.


Assemble your so called "pro bowlers" and the Wood will rise to the occasion and beat them too. If we were even remotely interested in stats, we could have dominated those as well. We just like to win a little more than the rest of the stat whores. I do have openings for whores though, I am a pimp.

it's always what all star teams are about. No surprises, though I have no doubt, swap a few pro bowlers into your team and there would be some upgrades, we did mostly play the same competition..

Originally posted by Rhuin
Originally posted by dickdogdandy

I'm just glad to move up and find some competition. This Lion conference here just doesn't have the balls to hang. I guess that's why they let their women do the hunting.


Assemble your so called "pro bowlers" and the Wood will rise to the occasion and beat them too. If we were even remotely interested in stats, we could have dominated those as well. We just like to win a little more than the rest of the stat whores. I do have openings for whores though, I am a pimp.

it's always what all star teams are about. No surprises, though I have no doubt, swap a few pro bowlers into your team and there would be some upgrades, we did mostly play the same competition..



True we played the same competition, except we beat them all. LOL, you can't upgrade the best!

You can ALWAYS get better, when you think you can't then you'll fall back the the pack. Your moving up, so I hope you guys are working on it so you can represent your ole hometown

The Wood is getting a Bigdick!

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