Warrior General Games

Originally posted by kipperkalle
Originally posted by Godlovesbeer

You can milk anything with nipples... apparently.

Bear nipples are made of solid steel.

This conversation is steering into land of random stupidness. Awesome.

I bought a place there last week, keep your steal nipples out of my garden! Freak! Must be a bitch having hard nipples all the time!

Originally posted by Derek1095
Originally posted by Taylor87

Cows are tough, we played them last year and won 10-6 in a battle for the ages. Man your conference is tight this year. Good luck to you all and may the best team get their shot at the Warriors in the finals.....

Taylor87
Warsaw Warriors GM

I didn't even set tactics for that game, I was too depressed with the Smoke Stacks game!

Hope we get to match up against you in a meaningful game this year!

Can't wait until me and all my fellow Daisy's boost before the cattle creak game, it's going to be soooooo sexciting for me!

Oh and yes, this thread is awesome!

Man, in that game we blitzed 99% of the time!

Originally posted by Derek1095
Originally posted by kipperkalle

Originally posted by Godlovesbeer


You can milk anything with nipples... apparently.

Bear nipples are made of solid steel.

This conversation is steering into land of random stupidness. Awesome.

I bought a place there last week, keep your steal nipples out of my garden! Freak! Must be a bitch having hard nipples all the time!

Howdy neighbour! What have I told you about that dog?? Shit all over my rose bushes again... I'll have him nailed down and sodomised if you're not careful.

You touch him and i'll milk you until you bleed!!

I didnt say I'd be do'n the touching... I will watch and laugh though. Thats what ye get for cross breeding a Great Dane and a Lhasa Apsa. Ugly fucker.

Originally posted by Derek1095
You touch him and i'll milk you until you bleed!!

If life gives you cow, you may as well milk it.

Yeah we set the blitz at 99% and set the computer auto-adjust on at 100 for that 10-6 debacle. I am sure if we played you again it would be a much better game. I gots respect for the Cows, but I'll bet on the Warriors. Ha!

Hey now, Taylor, the Cows might not get to face the Warriors. If we can close off the portal to the Land of Stupid Randomness and they lose Derek and Godloves... We're golden.

All said and done, though, I'm rooting for the Bears in every game they play, unless it happens to be against Tigers. To make up for how much they ruined our season, of course.

I like The Land of Stupid Randomness... but I much prefer Imaginaaaaaaation Land.

Its the only place where you can chill with Luke Skywalker, have a beer with Jesus and watch Christmas Critters have a blood orgy with some Terrorists. See your travel agent for details...

Kurt Russell

Candy Mountain Charlie! Let's go to Candy Mountain!

ve vill vin! hold on tu jor nipples cow-lovers! Krowy do piachu!

Originally posted by Derek1095
Kurt Russell

ohhhh... ouchhhh...

Less than an hour until our slaughter in front of our own fans

Best of luck bears... the good thing about the parlour is that we dont discriminate, we rip you off no matter who u support. lol Lookin at our ticket prices, Derek... ur a crook! Thats my boy!

Biggest stadium in the league by a long way, and they still line up around the corner to get ripped off! We ain't gonna be short on cash for a long time!