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What a thriller. So many breakaways. GG Jarvis

= Intrepid Spaceman Spiff reporting live from our studios in
Arrrrgh!
= Just ignore that, Biff Barf is a little under the weather. Montezuma's revenge I hear. So Wind league is
Oh MY GAWD, I didn't know I had corn recently? Aaaaaaa!
= (Can someone please cut his mic feed)
*fluuuuush!*
= Mighty Wind League! Where Elite teams' dreams of an undefeated season go, to die.
Our Final undefeated, gets defeated and Beta and Gamma become twins! Ugh, I have to go again *rumble* BRB.
= Why did he even bother to come back? Anyway, to the report!

(And they call the )Wind League (Mariah)
Alpha Division
1 Jarvis Street Coffee Squirrels 3-1-0
2 ......... Bad Ideas ......... 2-2-0
3 ...... Tampa Playmakers ...... 1-3-0
4 .... Quiçama Park Rangers .... 0-4-0
= Alpha, what can we say? It just wasn't their week. Big fat greasy, sweaty, sausage fingered ZERO wins.

Beta Division
1 ..House Of Drunken Lads.. 3-1-0
2 Atlanta University Center 3-1-0
3 ....Minnesota Vikings.... 2-2-0
4 ..FAQ 4 U (Open Builds).. 1-3-0
FAQ 4 U (Open Builds) Surprise the crap out of the Jarvis Street Coffee Squirrels, AND win 21-14.
= Holy Toledo!The Squirrels started things off in the first when QB QB Good lobbed a deep bomb to WR3 Swifty Mc Fast, who made the catch for a 71 yard touchdown! K Dan Bailey made the extra point, and it was 7=0! But the winless FAQ 4U refused to tank and came back in the second. QB Improving Is Winning pitched to HB Join the GLB2 Academy Discord for a 4 yard touchdown run! K Study The Best. Ask Questions drilled the extra point, and it was knotted up t 7! The second half saw Undefeated Jarvis St. try to assert their dominance when QB Good threw a 12 yard pass to BTE Vernon Davisfor a touchdown! But they just couldn't break the (Open Builds') will and (Open Builds) clawed their way back. K Dan Bailey kicked off 65 yards to KR GL HF for a 94 yard return for touchdown! Oh Nelly, we got a game now! With 4:31 left in the third, FAQ 4U started a drive from their own 40 after their D kept the Squirrels from barely getting out of their own red zone. The drive culminated on the Jarvis 3 as the first play of the 4th. QB Improving Is Winning handed off to HB Join the GLB2 Academy Discord for a 3 yard touchdown and the lead! Then the (Open Builds) defense held court stopping the Squirrels 3 times and their offense then finished the game with a clock killing, 11 play, final 5 minutes and 37 second drive. FAQ 4U, welcome to the winners club!
Atlanta University Center have no Bad Ideas in a 52-17 win.
= AUC and Bad Ideas were rather evenly matched in the first half as they ended up tied 17-17. But it wasn't quite what it seemed. Atlanta's powerful run game was wearing down the Bad Ideas defense and the fruits of their efforts came to bare in the second half. HB The Homerun HB finished the day with 350.5 yards on 53 carries, broke 16 tackle attempts, made 16 first downs and rushed for SEVEN TDs! Five in the second half! While the offense got lucky and never lost any of their 4 fumbles, the defense held the Bad Ideas run game to less than 85 yards and intercepted QB Poor Decisons 3 times.
House Of Drunken LadsSquelch the SoPo Red Riots, 45-28.
= The House Of Drunken Lads maintain first place by finishing strong in this one. Actually SoPo tied the score at 14 with 1:29 left in the first half. Then even took the lead midway through the third 21-17 before succumbing to the relentless Drunken Lads' aerial barrage. QB Barney Gumble was 35 of 58 for 430 yards and 4 passing TDs to lead his team to the victory. Sure QB Eli Grant had even more yards on the day for SoPo but he also had 2 INTs and was sacked 4 times, fumbling the ball twice, which both times the House recovered.

Gamma Division
1 Burger King Whoppers 3-1-0
2 ..Green Bay Freeze.. 3-1-0
3 Death Valley INFERNO 2-2-0
4 ...SoPo Red Riots... 1-3-0
Green Bay Freeze the Quiçama Park Rangers solid, 56-32.
= Green Bay never trailed in this game and pulled away in the fourth to make it a blow out. Every time the Rangers scored the Freeze had an answer except at the end of the first half due to time. Even then they still held a comfortable 11 point lead. WR Julio Dickson had 139.5 yards on 6 receptions, 4 for touchdowns to claim game OMVP honors.
Death Valley INFERNO throw the Tampa Playmakers out of the frying pan and into the fire, 23-13.
= It's crazy to think Tampa lost this. WR Mike Evans won OMVP honors with his 112 rec yards and a TD. CB Christian Izien won game DMVP with a FFum, 3 tackles, 2 PDs, and 2 Hurries. Add to them G Silas Dzansi winning the game STMVP and you'd be certain Tampa won. BUT THAT'S WHY THEY Pay off the ref... er, PLAY THE GAME! The Inferno defense stymied the Tampa Offense when it mattered holding them to less than 100 yards on the ground and a piss poor 17 of 42 passing. meanwhile QB Conor Cole threw for over 300 and K Dan Tucker was a perfect 3 for 3.
Minnesota Vikings are had by the Burger King Whoppers their way, 7-45.
= Well BKW returned to their winning ways, walloping the wavering Winnesota Wikings... uh, Minnesota Vikings... (Thank God Biff isn't here). Anyway, HB Carson Moss toted the rock for 355 yards and 3 rushing TDs as BKW dominated in this one. Over 44 minutes of possession to a mere 15, sacked Vikings QB Kirk Cousins six times, and they held the Viking to 41 yards on 13 carries on the ground.
Hey what did I miss?
= Oh, nothing, we're done here until next week.
Um, ok... I'm still getting paid! I did a cameo!

Originally posted by dcarbo
GG Lincoln Blue Tigers - had me on the edge of my seat

Glad it was not a blood bath against you Elites!!!

GG Man

GG Green Bay Freeze! You had me snortin' son.

Biff Barf here! Soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you! Spaceman Spiff with me (trying to steal the spot light) giving the color commentary as we run down the Wind League legends in our romp to the play-offs.
= Play-offs? PLAY-OFFS!? Are you talking about play-offs!?!
With a 14 game season every game is important and already we are starting to see who is and who isn't ready for prime time.
= When you here your NFL material, that stands for "Not For Long" if your team still ain't got a win in this league!
That's right but it isn't the end of the road as you'll just not be in the "elite" league next season rather than being fodder again you'll have a legit shot, just not in WIND LEAGUE! Let's get straight to the action!

(The Colors of the) Wind League
Alpha Division
1 Jarvis Street Coffee Squirrels 4-1-0
2 Bad Ideas 3-2-0
3 Tampa Playmakers 1-4-0
4 Quiçama Park Rangers 0-5-0
Jarvis Street Coffee Squirrels thaw the Green Bay Freeze, 25-20.
=The Alpha leading keep the pressure on the division with a 4th quarter come from behind victory. After the Freeze retook a one point lead late in the third, the Squirrels engineered a three minute, eight play drive from their own 33 that culminated in a HB Skippy Mc Squirrel 2 yard touchdown! this was followed by a longer drive that had Squirrel QB, QB Good throw a bad pass to WR1 Santana Moss, who made a jumping catch for a 7 yard touchdown!In a losing effort Freeze HB Melvin Fink rushed for 222.5 yards on 32 carries, had 2 RushTDs, broke 11 tackles, and made 8 1stDns to win game OMVP!
Bad Ideas stamped out the Death Valley INFERNO, 38-17.
= Bad Ideas keep pace at one game back of the the division lead. With HB Bad Idea Of Ellix winning game OMVP on 219.5 RushYds, 2 RushTDs, 31 BrkTks, and 70.5 YACon. LB Herb Tinsley had an Int, a FFum, five Tks one for loss, and a PD to garner game DMVP. To complete the sweep DE Dale Bullard had a StFFum to get STMVP for the game.
It really is a bad idea to try to stamp out infernos though, don't try it at home.
= huh?

Beta Division
1 House Of Drunken Lads 4-1-0
2 Atlanta University Center 3-2-0
3 Minnesota Vikings 3-2-0
4 FAQ 4 U (Open Builds) 1-4-0
Quiçama Park Rangers get raided by Minnesota Vikings, 48-65.
= Talk about a shoot out. The Viking defense just couldn't keep the Park Ranger offense down despite their own offense running rough-shod for 266 yards. Neither defense really showed up but the Minnesota D did force the Park Rangers to punt four time while the Ranger's only forced one punt out of the Vikings. Of course they did win the turn over battle 3 to 2 while also having the advantage in time of possession 33:29 to 26:29. So why the score? In the end too many own their scoring drives ended in FGs rather than TDs.
Tampa Playmakers get plastered by the House Of Drunken Lads, 9-90.
= The House struck early with 10 unanswered points in the first then just kept pounding the ground and pound with HB Sterling Archer for 387.5 yards and 8 rushing TDs! That wasn't all, they then went 22 of 44 for 427 yards through the air HB Sterling Archer again was prominent with 137 RecYds (156.5 after the catch) and two Rec. TDs. He Broke 22 Tackles while racking up all this game OMVP worthy stat line. DE Van Tyler grabbed game DMVP honors with a FFum, two Sacks, seven Tackles (three for loss), three Hurries, and four RCakes.

Gamma Division
1 Burger King Whoppers 4-1-0
2 Green Bay Freeze 3-2-0
3 SoPo Red Riots 2-3-0
4 Death Valley INFERNO 2-3-0
= In what is developing into the most competitive division...
Burger King Whoppers win in a comeback against FAQ 4 U (Open Builds), 14-12.
= FAQ 4U were slowly pulling away. They had plinked away at the score board with 4 unanswered K Study The Best. Ask Questions field goals. Then, what must have been a team rousing half time speech by owner whiteice7, the Burger King Whoppers came to life. First, (Open Builds) QB Improving Is Winning handed off to HB Join the GLB2 Academy Discord for a 4 yard gain before a forced fumble by ROLB Vincent Pierce! FS Lamar Fisher recovered the fumble and returned it 1 yards. He was tackled by WFB Zone Defense Counters TE Passes at the (Open Builds)'s 37. This led to eventually BKW's QB Reggie Teel handing off to HB Carson Moss for a 3 yard touchdown! BK trailed 12-7 now. FAQ 4U's next drive petered out after 5 plays and a mere 11 yards. The ensuing punt pinned BKW at their own 12. NT Stop 1st Downs Stop Touchdowns broke up the 1st down play early with a forced fumble on QB Reggie Teel! But BKW's C Jared Robinson recovered the fumble and was Tackled by DT One Defense One Mind. Then at 9:00 left in the third, 2nd & 12 from their own 10, QB Reggie Teel threw a pass to WR3 Landon Avery, who made the catch at the 26 after leaving MLB Don't Neglect Run Defense in the dust for a 90 yard gain and a touchdown! I guess his name should have been don't leave a LB on long coverages of wide0outs!
SoPo Red Riots um, riot all over Atlanta University Center, 52-16.
= Red Riots' HB Matthew Germ (RushTD: 5, RushYd: 259, 1stDn: 10, RecYd: 8, Rush: 45) Ran riot over the AUC defense to game OMVP honors. This enabled SoPo to control the clock with 36:35. This despite two drive killing INTs by LB LB -A who also had 3 tackles and two PDs in a losing effort, gaining DMVP for AUC. Both QBs passed for over 300 yards. Just too much rioting if you ask me, where's the civility?

GG Sopo Red Riots. Well played, sir

Thank you my friend GG to you as well.

GG Bills Mafia -- your WR's 100 yd td reception set a record that will never be broken

Originally posted by dcarbo
GG Bills Mafia -- your WR's 100 yd td reception set a record that will never be broken

Unless one starts from within the end-zone and then runs to another TD, it could be 101 yards, or as far up to 109! But only if you count end-zone yardage...

Originally posted by RealQuadL
Unless one starts from within the end-zone and then runs to another TD, it could be 101 yards, or as far up to 109! But only if you count end-zone yardage...

LOS is the 1 inch line, it's a pass, not a screen, so I'd say a 100 yd reception is one for the record books.

https://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay/56349/636569

Welp! GG dcarbo.

GG Lads. Epic back-and-forth, with a botched kick at the end.

GG Whoppers. Got a little crazy with all those fumbles at the end

Biff Barf here! Soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you!
= And I'm your intrepid color commentator Spaceman Spiff -
(Less is more Spiff) Righty, we can't leave any of the Windy League Leaders alone this week as NO ONE has yet to pull away
= Even at the half way point of all season play.
Right... Even then, all we can do is, let's get straight to the action!

(Against the) Wind League
Alpha Division

1 Jarvis Street Coffee Squirrels 6-2-0
2 Bad Ideas 6-2-0
3 Tampa Playmakers 1-7-0
4 Quiçama Park Rangers 0-8-0
Burger King Whoppers are surprised as the Jarvis Street Coffee Squirrels jump on them early, 16-31.
= The Squirrels dropped 14 unanswered points in the 1st and never looked back after that. At one point they led fleetingly 24-3. Don't get it twisted though Whoppers' D would stiffen
<giggle>
= What?
Nothing, go on... <snicker>
= ... anyway, the Whopper defense allowed only one more Squirrel score after the half but the damage had been done.
SoPo Red Riots get locked down, in a hoedown, down town by Bad Ideas, 23-51.
= Sure SoPo HB Matthew Germ had a good day toting the rock 38 times for 190.5 yards, 2 TDs, and a nice 5 yard average, BUT he was out played by Bad Ideas' Bad Idea Of Ellix who garnered 196.5 yards on only 30 carries for a 6.6 yard average and 4 TDs. And while both QBs were sacked twice and hovered just north of 50% in completions, Poor Decisions made two really good ones for TDs where as Eli Grant had two of his picked off.

Beta Division
1 House Of Drunken Lads 6-2-0
2 Atlanta University Center 5-3-0
3 Minnesota Vikings 4-4-0
4 FAQ 4 U (Open Builds) 4-4-0
FAQ 4 U (Open Builds) just had too many questions for Quiçama Park Rangers to answer, 62-13.
= Team owner Mango Fandango went inactive on the beleaguered Park Rangers. To mark the unfortunate event FAQ 4 U then went off all over they butt. The Rangers made a 35 yard FG to poke the bear so to speak which in turn made the (Open Builds) offense explode for FORTY ONE straight points before the fourth started and in garbage time took their foot off the collective Quicama necks.
Atlanta University Center consistency just out paces Tampa Playmakers, 27-17.
= TE Going.....Going.... Gone.'s consistent play was indicative of AUC's play as they just kept hammering away at the Tampa defense despite the early surge of Baker Mayfield and the Playmaker offense. Mayfield was eventually brought back to earth in the second half and AUC rolled to the victory.
Minnesota Vikings beat the Green Bay Freeze in a shoot out, 62-41.
= Both Defenses decided to take this one off it seemed but it was the one quarter where the Vikings D did wake up that made the difference as in the 3rd they held Green Bay scoreless as their own offense scored seventeen unanswered points. Then the Viking D went back to sleep.
House Of Drunken Lads do just enough early to out do Death Valley INFERNO's late comeback attempt, 31-28.
= This was a weird one as the Lads scored all 31 of theirs by 5 minutes into the third before the Inferno then went off for four, too little too late, touchdowns of their own. If they had started off going for two instead of extra points those 4 more would have won them the game but... woulda, coulda, shoulda is like saying if wishes were fishes the stadium would smell like a French w-
OK, let's remember our audience Spiff...

Gamma Division
1 Burger King Whoppers 5-3-0
2 Green Bay Freeze 4-4-0
3 SoPo Red Riots 4-4-0
4 Death Valley INFERNO 3-5-0
= This week was rough on the Gamma faithful, but hey! We'll always have Paris (Hilton)...