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OK Biff Barf here! Soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you! Today we report on the state of...
Um, we are here in ...
Look I got players in Jupiter League and Saturn League. But we're focused one those in ...
(I can't Spaceman Spiff, help me out here)
- (sure, it's not that um, big a deal.)
- Today we report on the condition of Uranus League.

BWAHAHAHA YOU SAID IT! LOLOLOLOL

- Oh for the love of...

OK I got it, Uranus League it's Big it's huge! and if take it like a French whore it'll makes a mess of your game plans.
let's get straight to the action!

Uranus League Teams

Alpha Division
1 Bird Valley Eagles 2-0-0
2 SouthEast Eagles 1-1-0
3 Orlando Outlaws 1-1-0
4 Miami Gators... 0-2-0

Bird Valley Eagles hosting the Orlando Outlaws. Not saying the outlaws are going to get beat but you basically got League 1 versus league 2 here... I'll be a slug fest of passing versus running where both are more than capable of doing switch ups if they feel it. I go with the favorite of course since I'm perfect.
SouthEast Eagles will feast at home against the Miami Gators. Both fought same opponents with slightly different out come Eagles can hold their own but as of right now gators look more like a crushed can of tomato paste...

Beta Division
1 Monmouth Evil Monkeys 2-0-0
2 Dallas Diamonds 1-1-0
3 Rhode Island Devils CPU 1-1-0
4 Fresno Slashers 0-2-0

Monmouth Evil Monkeys home versus Rhode Island Devils... Divisional leader faces divisional CPU team? Seriously?
Fresno Slashers host the Dallas Diamonds. Might sound like Slashers will "get up" for this one but they lost to the CPU, YOU DON'T EVER LOSE TO THE DIVISIONAL FREE POINT CPU!

Gamma Division
1 Columbus Rabid Lizards 2-0-0
2 Team Beta 1-1-0
3 New Orleans Saints 1-1-0
4 Ancona Dolphins 0-2-0

Ancona Dolphins hide in their homes as the Columbus Rabid Lizards come to town. Non-win team versus non lose team... yeah see were I'm going with that.
- But they did win their ladder match.
WHAT!? Look I say they ain't got a snowballs chance in Ancona ! Don't confuse people with facts!
Team Beta holds down the home fire as they host the New Orleans Saints. This is a toughie...
- Beta has a very balanced attack that will seek to find weaknesses in the NO Saint's D.
Your point being?
- Well the Saints offense is far more famous for it's run attack where it's HB is currently ranked 8th in the OMVP race.
ah hah...
- Geez I'm saying Saints are going to ground and pound the Beta D while Beta will hunt and peck at the Saints D looking for the quick strick. most like Saints will generate an early lead and then just wear the Betas down.
I'm glad you were following me during my investigation so I say! It's a push!

Yeah, QuadL is back!!!

Those Evil Monkeys are back...OMG! I had a rival with them many, many, many, moons ago...

Biff Barf here! Soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you! Ah Saturn! It's large, it's got a big eye, and if you thought you wanted a piece of this just look at Alpha where the bottom feeders are angry, hungry, and would love nothing more than meet you in Ladder...
Let's get straight to the action!

- Saturn League Teams -
Alpha Division
1 San Salvador Scorpions 2-0-0
2 da bulls 2-0-0
3 Don't call it a Comeback 0-2-0
4 Nebraska Cornhuskers 2023 0-2-0
Nebraska Cornhuskers 2023 host the Don't call it a Comeback. both are win-less, yet they aren't. They will go tooth and nail in this one despite that against exact same opponents Don't call it a... came out bruised while the Nebraska just looks Battered beyond recognition. I'll go with Don't call it a Comeback because a) at this point you really can't call it that even if they win and b) agerm73 passed me a couple extra ...
da bulls are invaded by the San Salvador Scorpions. Game of the week! 'Nough said! I pick... PAIN! Continued mostly pain until the fourth quarter where it'll all be over except the crying... and the begging and the pleading...

Beta Division

1 Southside Rebels 2-0-0
2 Midnight Vegas 1-1-0
3 Wrecking Crew 1-1-0
4 Texas Snakes 0-2-0
Southside Rebels defend their home against the Wrecking Crew. It won't be much of an effort. Southside boasts the least allowed points on D at ZERO and the top passing and point scoring offense in the league. Yeah, next.
Texas Snakes find that Midnight Vegas are come callin'. Despite focusing entirely on running the Snakes still have reach only 6th while Mid-night has managed to do both and still, know you, score points! My money is on Vegas.

Gamma Division

1 Dream Team 2-0-0
2 Airborne Screaming Eagles 1-1-0
3 New Brunswick Gangstars 1-1-0
4 Ellerslie Falcons 0-2-0
Airborne Screaming Eagles get a knock at their door from New Brunswick Gangstars. Sure those eagles are loud and annoying but the gangstars can't run their way out of a paper bag and the eagles are ranked above them in passing spite running, much. and the number 1 defense in the league will not take kindly to gangstars tell'n them to keep the noise down.
Ellerslie Falcons host the Dream Team in what is sure to be a dream... for the visitors but I would call it some thing else for the home team.

Originally posted by QuadL

- Saturn League Teams -
Alpha Division
1 San Salvador Scorpions 2-0-0
2 da bulls 2-0-0
3 Don't call it a Comeback 0-2-0
4 Nebraska Cornhuskers 2023 0-2-0


Arguably the best division in GLB right now....yikes!

I miss the old like button.

I miss the old nuke button... But I guess there was a reason they jammed mitts on my hands and shortened the leash...

I like your avatar.

So I will not be renewing my team after this season. I will be active and continue to upgrade my players, but after this season I'll just put them on other teams. It just seems like that every team I play is the carbon copy of all the other teams I play when I look at the plays. Short passes, and outside runs. I've tried to change my defense start up, but same thing. So good luck to all after this season. I'll just let my players do their thing on other teams.

Originally posted by The Big 40
So I will not be renewing my team after this season. I will be active and continue to upgrade my players, but after this season I'll just put them on other teams. It just seems like that every team I play is the carbon copy of all the other teams I play when I look at the plays. Short passes, and outside runs. I've tried to change my defense start up, but same thing. So good luck to all after this season. I'll just let my players do their thing on other teams.

I’m offended by this

Originally posted by vipermaw82
I’m offended by this

I'M OFFENDED YOU WERE OFFENDED BY The Big 40 feeling offended by his defense not being able to offend other's cookie cutter offenses offending his goal-line... um that and... Darkside!

Originally posted by The Big 40
So I will not be renewing my team after this season. I will be active and continue to upgrade my players, but after this season I'll just put them on other teams. It just seems like that every team I play is the carbon copy of all the other teams I play when I look at the plays. Short passes, and outside runs. I've tried to change my defense start up, but same thing. So good luck to all after this season. I'll just let my players do their thing on other teams.
nah man, just try using the plays that are working first. see if you notice a difference.

Originally posted by QuadL
OK Biff Barf here! Soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you! Today we report on the state of...
Um, we are here in ...
Look I got players in Jupiter League and Saturn League. But we're focused one those in ...
(I can't Spaceman Spiff, help me out here)
- (sure, it's not that um, big a deal.)
- Today we report on the condition of Uranus League.

BWAHAHAHA YOU SAID IT! LOLOLOLOL

- Oh for the love of...

OK I got it, Uranus League it's Big it's huge! and if take it like a French whore it'll makes a mess of your game plans.
let's get straight to the action!

Uranus League Teams

Alpha Division
1 Bird Valley Eagles 2-0-0
2 SouthEast Eagles 1-1-0
3 Orlando Outlaws 1-1-0
4 Miami Gators... 0-2-0

Bird Valley Eagles hosting the Orlando Outlaws. Not saying the outlaws are going to get beat but you basically got League 1 versus league 2 here... I'll be a slug fest of passing versus running where both are more than capable of doing switch ups if they feel it. I go with the favorite of course since I'm perfect.
SouthEast Eagles will feast at home against the Miami Gators. Both fought same opponents with slightly different out come Eagles can hold their own but as of right now gators look more like a crushed can of tomato paste...

Beta Division
1 Monmouth Evil Monkeys 2-0-0
2 Dallas Diamonds 1-1-0
3 Rhode Island Devils CPU 1-1-0
4 Fresno Slashers 0-2-0

Monmouth Evil Monkeys home versus Rhode Island Devils... Divisional leader faces divisional CPU team? Seriously?
Fresno Slashers host the Dallas Diamonds. Might sound like Slashers will "get up" for this one but they lost to the CPU, YOU DON'T EVER LOSE TO THE DIVISIONAL FREE POINT CPU!

Gamma Division
1 Columbus Rabid Lizards 2-0-0
2 Team Beta 1-1-0
3 New Orleans Saints 1-1-0
4 Ancona Dolphins 0-2-0

Ancona Dolphins hide in their homes as the Columbus Rabid Lizards come to town. Non-win team versus non lose team... yeah see were I'm going with that.
- But they did win their ladder match.
WHAT!? Look I say they ain't got a snowballs chance in Ancona ! Don't confuse people with facts!
Team Beta holds down the home fire as they host the New Orleans Saints. This is a toughie...
- Beta has a very balanced attack that will seek to find weaknesses in the NO Saint's D.
Your point being?
- Well the Saints offense is far more famous for it's run attack where it's HB is currently ranked 8th in the OMVP race.
ah hah...
- Geez I'm saying Saints are going to ground and pound the Beta D while Beta will hunt and peck at the Saints D looking for the quick strick. most like Saints will generate an early lead and then just wear the Betas down.
I'm glad you were following me during my investigation so I say! It's a push!

LOL thanks

Two BIG games in Saturn League this week...

2-0 San Salvador Scorpions @ 2-0 Da Bulls for Alpha Division supremacy.

and

0-2 Don't Call it a Comeback @ 0-2 Nebraska Cornhuskers 2023 in the battle of the basement. On thing is for sure, both teams are gonna get shitty.

Originally posted by agerm73
I like your avatar.

Live cos-play of Mystique. Before the Movies chose to kill the Character off. Ah, who knows they MCU might bring her back once the x-men through Deadpool enter the MCU.