Warrior General Games

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Rank - Name - League - (Record) - Rating
1. The Boogie Men - Helium - (21-2-0) - 92.71
2. I've Never Had Sex - Hydrogen - (22-1-0) - 90.63
3. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 - Helium - (19-4-0) - 88.83
4. Run GLB - Hydrogen - (18-5-0) - 88.75
5. Alaskan Assassins - Helium - (20-3-0) - 87.92
6. Portland Storm - Helium - (16-7-0) - 85.92
7. Jebediahs Oblong Ball Club - Helium - (16-7-0) - 85.42
8. Fort Collins Stoners - Hydrogen - (17-6-0) - 84.29
9. BO( . )( . )OBS! - Hydrogen - (15-8-0) - 84.08
10. Denver Nightmares - Hydrogen - (14-9-0) - 83.21
11. Game of Throws - Hydrogen - (15-8-0) - 83.04
12. Legacy's Dynasty - Helium - (14-9-0) - 81.75
13. Rapper's Delight - Helium - (14-9-0) - 80.96
14. Chicago Marauders - Hydrogen - (11-12-0) - 80.00
15. The Honey Badgers - Hydrogen - (11-12-0) - 79.92
16. Albuquerque Hippos - Helium - (12-11-0) - 79.83
17. Seattle Renegades - Helium - (12-11-0) - 79.79
18. San Diego Dragon Thunder - Hydrogen - (8-15-0) - 79.17
19. Defiant Angry Rebels - Hydrogen - (12-11-0) - 78.71
20. Doge All Go - Helium - (2-21-0) - 75.33
21. Creek Valley Beast - Hydrogen - (1-22-0) - 74.17


BEST OF STATS

Total Offensive Yards
1. I've Never Had Sex (Professional : Hydrogen) : 16519.5
2. Alaskan Assassins (Professional : Helium) : 16376.0
3. The Boogie Men (Professional : Helium) : 14016.5
4. Denver Nightmares (Professional : Hydrogen) : 13504.5
5. Run GLB (Professional : Hydrogen) : 13239.5

Rushing Offensive Yards
1. I've Never Had Sex (Professional : Hydrogen) : 16519.5
2. The Boogie Men (Professional : Helium) : 14016.5
3. BO( . )( . )OBS! (Professional : Hydrogen) : 10509.0
4. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (Professional : Helium) : 7559.5
5. Legacy's Dynasty (Professional : Helium) : 5903.0

Passing Offensive Yards
1. Alaskan Assassins (Professional : Helium) : 15216.5
2. Denver Nightmares (Professional : Hydrogen) : 13256.0
3. Fort Collins Stoners (Professional : Hydrogen) : 10685.0
4. Chicago Marauders (Professional : Hydrogen) : 10259.5
5. Rapper's Delight (Professional : Helium) : 10166.0

Total Defensive Yards
1. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (Professional : Helium) : 7380.5
2. The Boogie Men (Professional : Helium) : 7660.5
3. Run GLB (Professional : Hydrogen) : 7765.0
4. Portland Storm (Professional : Helium) : 7951.5
5. Jebediahs Oblong Ball Club (Professional : Helium) : 8624.0

Rushing Defensive Yards
1. The Boogie Men (Professional : Helium) : 1470.5
2. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (Professional : Helium) : 1924.0
3. The Honey Badgers (Professional : Hydrogen) : 2000.0
4. Portland Storm (Professional : Helium) : 2011.0
5. Game of Throws (Professional : Hydrogen) : 2284.0

Passing Defensive Yards
1. Run GLB (Professional : Hydrogen) : 5245.0
2. Jebediahs Oblong Ball Club (Professional : Helium) : 5381.5
3. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (Professional : Helium) : 5456.5
4. San Diego Dragon Thunder (Professional : Hydrogen) : 5725.5
5. Denver Nightmares (Professional : Hydrogen) : 5901.0

Turnover Differntial
1. The Boogie Men (Professional : Helium) : 25
2. San Diego Dragon Thunder (Professional : Hydrogen) : 22
3. Albuquerque Hippos (Professional : Helium) : 20
4. I've Never Had Sex (Professional : Hydrogen) : 18
5. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (Professional : Helium) : 16

Total Points Scored
1. I've Never Had Sex (Professional : Hydrogen) : 1739
2. Alaskan Assassins (Professional : Helium) : 1524
3. The Boogie Men (Professional : Helium) : 1512
4. BO( . )( . )OBS! (Professional : Hydrogen) : 1135
5. Run GLB (Professional : Hydrogen) : 1105

Total Points Allowed
1. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (Professional : Helium) : 304
2. The Boogie Men (Professional : Helium) : 338
3. Portland Storm (Professional : Helium) : 344
4. Run GLB (Professional : Hydrogen) : 345
5. Game of Throws (Professional : Hydrogen) : 451


WORST OF STATS

Total Offensive Yards
1. Creek Valley Beast (Professional : Hydrogen) : 5045.0
2. Doge All Go (Professional : Helium) : 7979.5
3. Defiant Angry Rebels (Professional : Hydrogen) : 8677.0
4. Seattle Renegades (Professional : Helium) : 9845.5
5. The Honey Badgers (Professional : Hydrogen) : 9861.5

Rushing Offensive Yards
1. Doge All Go (Professional : Helium) : 31.0
2. Denver Nightmares (Professional : Hydrogen) : 248.5
3. Creek Valley Beast (Professional : Hydrogen) : 471.5
4. Chicago Marauders (Professional : Hydrogen) : 711.0
5. Alaskan Assassins (Professional : Helium) : 1159.5

Passing Offensive Yards
1. I've Never Had Sex (Professional : Hydrogen) : 0.0
2. The Boogie Men (Professional : Helium) : 0.0
3. BO( . )( . )OBS! (Professional : Hydrogen) : 2340.0
4. Legacy's Dynasty (Professional : Helium) : 4065.0
5. Creek Valley Beast (Professional : Hydrogen) : 4573.5

Total Defensive Yards
1. Doge All Go (Professional : Helium) : 14626.5
2. Creek Valley Beast (Professional : Hydrogen) : 13384.5
3. BO( . )( . )OBS! (Professional : Hydrogen) : 12661.5
4. Rapper's Delight (Professional : Helium) : 10461.5
5. Defiant Angry Rebels (Professional : Hydrogen) : 10368.0

Rushing Defensive Yards
1. Doge All Go (Professional : Helium) : 7304.0
2. Creek Valley Beast (Professional : Hydrogen) : 6534.5
3. Chicago Marauders (Professional : Hydrogen) : 4255.5
4. Denver Nightmares (Professional : Hydrogen) : 4095.0
5. Defiant Angry Rebels (Professional : Hydrogen) : 4044.0

Passing Defensive Yards
1. BO( . )( . )OBS! (Professional : Hydrogen) : 9804.0
2. I've Never Had Sex (Professional : Hydrogen) : 7771.5
3. Alaskan Assassins (Professional : Helium) : 7391.0
4. Doge All Go (Professional : Helium) : 7322.5
5. Seattle Renegades (Professional : Helium) : 7043.0

Turnover Differntial
1. Creek Valley Beast (Professional : Hydrogen) : -44
2. Doge All Go (Professional : Helium) : -14
3. The Honey Badgers (Professional : Hydrogen) : -12
4. Rapper's Delight (Professional : Helium) : -9
5. Denver Nightmares (Professional : Hydrogen) : -1

Total Points Scored
1. Creek Valley Beast (Professional : Hydrogen) : 87
2. Doge All Go (Professional : Helium) : 285
3. Defiant Angry Rebels (Professional : Hydrogen) : 453
4. San Diego Dragon Thunder (Professional : Hydrogen) : 679
5. Seattle Renegades (Professional : Helium) : 691

Total Points Allowed
1. Creek Valley Beast (Professional : Hydrogen) : 1747
2. Doge All Go (Professional : Helium) : 1485
3. BO( . )( . )OBS! (Professional : Hydrogen) : 760
4. San Diego Dragon Thunder (Professional : Hydrogen) : 702
5. Denver Nightmares (Professional : Hydrogen) : 689


These lists are based solely on stats and are in no way meant to offend anyone! Fun only! Enjoy!

** Rating Formula:
100 - (LadderRank(*2) + RecordRank(*2) + BonusRank(*2) + OffenseTotalYardsRank + OffenseTurnoversRank + OffenseTotalPointsRank + DefensiveTotalYardsRank + DefensiveTurnoversRank + DefensiveTotalPointsRank) / 12

Bonus Rank Legend:
+1 Tier Win : 100
+1 Tier Tie : 50
-1 Tier Loss : -100
-1 Tier Tie: -50
+2 Tier Win : 200
+2 Tier Tie : 100
-2 Tier Loss : -200
-2 Tier Tie: -100

Notable Ladder Matchups:

The Boogie Men vs Tampa Bay Tuskenraiders
One of the best rushing offenses going against one of the best passing offenses. The Boogie Men have a sneaky good defense and the SP gap has almost closed, so I have to pick The Boogie Men to pull this one out. TBM wins 41-24

Virgins vs Galactic Warriors
Virgins have been unstoppable this season. They are probably the top team in the tier right now, but have some ground to make up if they hope to claim that #1 spot by the end of the season. This game should be no problem for them. Virgins win 63-20

Run GLB vs Blitzed Potato Farmers
The Potato Farmers have had a tough time in a stacked Monroe league, but have held their own in ladder play. Run GLB has a top 5 defense AND offense. This one might be close, but I'll give Run GLB the edge. Run GLB wins 27-21

DD2.0 vs DC Corrupt Politicians
This one should be really good. DD2.0 sports one of the top defenses in the game, but they will have their hands full with the DC offense. I think they will give up some points and yards, but will contain them to a reasonable amount. The real test will be DD2's offense, which can be hit or miss against DC's zone defense. This battle is what should decide the game. DD2.0 wins 37-28

Portland Storm vs Michigan Madness
Portland should pull this one out against a 7-16 team. Portland wins 31-20

Boobs vs Rapper's Delight
On paper this should be a good battle of run vs pass, but once you look deeper you see that Boobs is the better team. This one could get ugly. Boobs wins 77-21

Originally posted by Rob.
Notable Ladder Matchups:

The Boogie Men vs Tampa Bay Tuskenraiders
One of the best rushing offenses going against one of the best passing offenses. The Boogie Men have a sneaky good defense and the SP gap has almost closed, so I have to pick The Boogie Men to pull this one out. TBM wins 41-24

Virgins vs Galactic Warriors
Virgins have been unstoppable this season. They are probably the top team in the tier right now, but have some ground to make up if they hope to claim that #1 spot by the end of the season. This game should be no problem for them. Virgins win 63-20

Run GLB vs Blitzed Potato Farmers
The Potato Farmers have had a tough time in a stacked Monroe league, but have held their own in ladder play. Run GLB has a top 5 defense AND offense. This one might be close, but I'll give Run GLB the edge. Run GLB wins 27-21

DD2.0 vs DC Corrupt Politicians
This one should be really good. DD2.0 sports one of the top defenses in the game, but they will have their hands full with the DC offense. I think they will give up some points and yards, but will contain them to a reasonable amount. The real test will be DD2's offense, which can be hit or miss against DC's zone defense. This battle is what should decide the game. DD2.0 wins 37-28

Portland Storm vs Michigan Madness
Portland should pull this one out against a 7-16 team. Portland wins 31-20

Boobs vs Rapper's Delight
On paper this should be a good battle of run vs pass, but once you look deeper you see that Boobs is the better team. This one could get ugly. Boobs wins 77-21



we lost to rapper sbeat boobs

Originally posted by chronicbomb
we lost to rapper sbeat boobs

I guess that means Rappers will win.

Or get blown big times

But yeah...I should have tried moren for league. I thought we will get the wild card anyway and it was too late when i realized that we arent even close for it^^ (Was after the Stoners game )
I really shoulda cared more early...Anyway, if you look at the "worst stats" section you will see why my motivation was low. Our defense sucks so hard, not even Rob's mom could compete with that. Other than his mom, our ending wont be a happy one tho

Originally posted by peeti
Or get blown big times

But yeah...I should have tried moren for league. I thought we will get the wild card anyway and it was too late when i realized that we arent even close for it^^ (Was after the Stoners game )
I really shoulda cared more early...Anyway, if you look at the "worst stats" section you will see why my motivation was low. Our defense sucks so hard, not even Rob's mom could compete with that. Other than his mom, our ending wont be a happy one tho

I went and did some major upg4ades to my o it paix off

Originally posted by chronicbomb
I went and did some major upg4ades to my o it paix off

You really need to get off the meds.

Love cbomb

Originally posted by Stobie
You really need to get off the meds.

Or pay attention to what i type when i am on my phone

Sausage fingers?

Originally posted by Rob.
Virgins vs Galactic Warriors
Virgins have been unstoppable this season. They are probably the top team in the tier right now, but have some ground to make up if they hope to claim that #1 spot by the end of the season. This game should be no problem for them. Virgins win 63-20

lol I don't think it matters, we've won like a million and one games in a row and have only moved up 1 spot all season

Power Rankings Produced by GLB2Scout Tool - http://www.GLB2Scout.com

Rank - Name - League - (Record) - Rating
1. The Boogie Men - Helium - (21-3-0) - 92.08
2. I've Never Had Sex - Hydrogen - (23-1-0) - 90.04
3. Run GLB - Hydrogen - (19-5-0) - 89.42
4. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 - Helium - (20-5-0) - 88.33
5. Alaskan Assassins - Helium - (21-4-0) - 87.83
6. Portland Storm - Helium - (17-7-0) - 86.33
7. Jebediahs Oblong Ball Club - Helium - (17-7-0) - 85.50
8. BO( . )( . )OBS! - Hydrogen - (16-8-0) - 84.50
9. Fort Collins Stoners - Hydrogen - (18-6-0) - 84.46
10. Denver Nightmares - Hydrogen - (15-9-0) - 83.33
11. Game of Throws - Hydrogen - (16-8-0) - 83.21
12. Legacy's Dynasty - Helium - (15-9-0) - 81.79
13. Rapper's Delight - Helium - (14-10-0) - 80.04
14. The Honey Badgers - Hydrogen - (12-12-0) - 80.00
15. Seattle Renegades - Helium - (13-11-0) - 79.96
16. Albuquerque Hippos - Helium - (13-11-0) - 79.88
17. Chicago Marauders - Hydrogen - (11-13-0) - 79.33
18. San Diego Dragon Thunder - Hydrogen - (8-16-0) - 78.92
19. Defiant Angry Rebels - Hydrogen - (13-11-0) - 78.83
20. Doge All Go - Helium - (2-22-0) - 74.00
21. Creek Valley Beast - Hydrogen - (1-23-0) - 73.33


BEST OF STATS

Total Offensive Yards
1. Alaskan Assassins (Professional : Helium) : 17811.5
2. I've Never Had Sex (Professional : Hydrogen) : 17357.5
3. The Boogie Men (Professional : Helium) : 14571.0
4. Denver Nightmares (Professional : Hydrogen) : 14103.0
5. BO( . )( . )OBS! (Professional : Hydrogen) : 13829.0

Rushing Offensive Yards
1. I've Never Had Sex (Professional : Hydrogen) : 17357.5
2. The Boogie Men (Professional : Helium) : 14571.0
3. BO( . )( . )OBS! (Professional : Hydrogen) : 11270.0
4. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (Professional : Helium) : 7992.5
5. Legacy's Dynasty (Professional : Helium) : 6316.0

Passing Offensive Yards
1. Alaskan Assassins (Professional : Helium) : 16573.0
2. Denver Nightmares (Professional : Hydrogen) : 13847.5
3. Fort Collins Stoners (Professional : Hydrogen) : 11344.5
4. Rapper's Delight (Professional : Helium) : 10766.5
5. Chicago Marauders (Professional : Hydrogen) : 10508.5

Total Defensive Yards
1. Run GLB (Professional : Hydrogen) : 8064.0
2. Portland Storm (Professional : Helium) : 8342.0
3. The Boogie Men (Professional : Helium) : 8443.5
4. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (Professional : Helium) : 8466.0
5. Game of Throws (Professional : Hydrogen) : 8786.0

Rushing Defensive Yards
1. The Boogie Men (Professional : Helium) : 1481.0
2. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (Professional : Helium) : 1924.0
3. Portland Storm (Professional : Helium) : 2017.5
4. The Honey Badgers (Professional : Hydrogen) : 2157.0
5. I've Never Had Sex (Professional : Hydrogen) : 2379.0

Passing Defensive Yards
1. Run GLB (Professional : Hydrogen) : 5458.0
2. Jebediahs Oblong Ball Club (Professional : Helium) : 5655.0
3. San Diego Dragon Thunder (Professional : Hydrogen) : 6037.0
4. Denver Nightmares (Professional : Hydrogen) : 6155.0
5. Chicago Marauders (Professional : Hydrogen) : 6214.0

Turnover Differntial
1. The Boogie Men (Professional : Helium) : 25
2. San Diego Dragon Thunder (Professional : Hydrogen) : 22
3. Albuquerque Hippos (Professional : Helium) : 22
4. BO( . )( . )OBS! (Professional : Hydrogen) : 19
5. I've Never Had Sex (Professional : Hydrogen) : 18

Total Points Scored
1. I've Never Had Sex (Professional : Hydrogen) : 1830
2. Alaskan Assassins (Professional : Helium) : 1624
3. The Boogie Men (Professional : Helium) : 1557
4. BO( . )( . )OBS! (Professional : Hydrogen) : 1233
5. Run GLB (Professional : Hydrogen) : 1147

Total Points Allowed
1. Run GLB (Professional : Hydrogen) : 348
2. Portland Storm (Professional : Helium) : 353
3. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (Professional : Helium) : 366
4. The Boogie Men (Professional : Helium) : 390
5. Game of Throws (Professional : Hydrogen) : 458


WORST OF STATS

Total Offensive Yards
1. Creek Valley Beast (Professional : Hydrogen) : 5198.5
2. Doge All Go (Professional : Helium) : 8258.5
3. Defiant Angry Rebels (Professional : Hydrogen) : 9049.0
4. Seattle Renegades (Professional : Helium) : 10281.5
5. The Honey Badgers (Professional : Hydrogen) : 10397.0

Rushing Offensive Yards
1. Doge All Go (Professional : Helium) : 31.0
2. Denver Nightmares (Professional : Hydrogen) : 255.5
3. Creek Valley Beast (Professional : Hydrogen) : 504.5
4. Chicago Marauders (Professional : Hydrogen) : 711.0
5. Alaskan Assassins (Professional : Helium) : 1238.5

Passing Offensive Yards
1. I've Never Had Sex (Professional : Hydrogen) : 0.0
2. The Boogie Men (Professional : Helium) : 0.0
3. BO( . )( . )OBS! (Professional : Hydrogen) : 2559.0
4. Legacy's Dynasty (Professional : Helium) : 4275.0
5. Creek Valley Beast (Professional : Hydrogen) : 4694.0

Total Defensive Yards
1. Doge All Go (Professional : Helium) : 15670.0
2. Creek Valley Beast (Professional : Hydrogen) : 14033.5
3. BO( . )( . )OBS! (Professional : Hydrogen) : 13281.0
4. Rapper's Delight (Professional : Helium) : 11441.5
5. Alaskan Assassins (Professional : Helium) : 10968.5

Rushing Defensive Yards
1. Doge All Go (Professional : Helium) : 7305.5
2. Creek Valley Beast (Professional : Hydrogen) : 7183.5
3. Rapper's Delight (Professional : Helium) : 4468.0
4. Chicago Marauders (Professional : Hydrogen) : 4436.5
5. Denver Nightmares (Professional : Hydrogen) : 4397.5

Passing Defensive Yards
1. BO( . )( . )OBS! (Professional : Hydrogen) : 10404.5
2. Doge All Go (Professional : Helium) : 8364.5
3. I've Never Had Sex (Professional : Hydrogen) : 8209.5
4. Alaskan Assassins (Professional : Helium) : 8089.5
5. Seattle Renegades (Professional : Helium) : 7124.0

Turnover Differntial
1. Creek Valley Beast (Professional : Hydrogen) : -44
2. Doge All Go (Professional : Helium) : -17
3. Rapper's Delight (Professional : Helium) : -13
4. The Honey Badgers (Professional : Hydrogen) : -13
5. Denver Nightmares (Professional : Hydrogen) : -2

Total Points Scored
1. Creek Valley Beast (Professional : Hydrogen) : 90
2. Doge All Go (Professional : Helium) : 299
3. Defiant Angry Rebels (Professional : Hydrogen) : 479
4. San Diego Dragon Thunder (Professional : Hydrogen) : 686
5. Seattle Renegades (Professional : Helium) : 718

Total Points Allowed
1. Creek Valley Beast (Professional : Hydrogen) : 1838
2. Doge All Go (Professional : Helium) : 1589
3. BO( . )( . )OBS! (Professional : Hydrogen) : 795
4. Rapper's Delight (Professional : Helium) : 741
5. Denver Nightmares (Professional : Hydrogen) : 731


These lists are based solely on stats and are in no way meant to offend anyone! Fun only! Enjoy!

** Rating Formula:
100 - (LadderRank(*2) + RecordRank(*2) + BonusRank(*2) + OffenseTotalYardsRank + OffenseTurnoversRank + OffenseTotalPointsRank + DefensiveTotalYardsRank + DefensiveTurnoversRank + DefensiveTotalPointsRank) / 12

Bonus Rank Legend:
+1 Tier Win : 100
+1 Tier Tie : 50
-1 Tier Loss : -100
-1 Tier Tie: -50
+2 Tier Win : 200
+2 Tier Tie : 100
-2 Tier Loss : -200
-2 Tier Tie: -100