Orlando Warriors vs D.C. Corrupt Politicians
2nd worst team in the tier vs the #10 team in the tier. DC - if you don't put up 80+ we should all consider it a loss for you.
DC wins 42-14 - we'll count that as a loss for DC
Jersey Goons vs Drunken RedZone Zombies
Here we have #15 vs #13 - has Jersey gotten any better since the roosevelt days in rookie? Was the Zombies championship a fluke? We probably aren't going to learn anything from this one --- I predict Zombies win by 10
Jersey Wins by 19 in a blow out
Drinkin Hellraisers vs Minnesota Stunners
#4 vs #1 - should be a good clean game. Never know what you're going to get out of those Hellraisers. With the Stunners - you can be confident you will get a lot of rushes. These two teams haven't met since early season 5 and late season 4 (in scrims). This game should definitely give us an idea how we will fit in here. I'll predict - Stunners win by 20
Minn wins by 43
Oregon Ducks vs Can Crushers
#22 vs #3 - can the Ducks and their thrown together roster gain any traction? Will the chem hit be big? Will the ducks find a way to repeat the success they had in Season 4 when they won their league? Probably not looking good. I predict: MMA wins by 17
MMA wins by 56
Drunken Potato Farmers vs Compton Con Men
#9 vs #7 -- who wins? The better defense or the better offense? Think I'm going to go with the better offense here -- Compton wins by 13
Potato Farmers win by 12
Philadelphia Bling vs Alliance Cobras
#20 vs #19 -- going to be some empty seats at this one! Who wins? Who cares.
Cobras win by 3
Clearly - I am not much of a handicapper





























