Edited the Lion portion (someone in Elephant can do theirs - Sorry)
Well someone has to do it and even though I'm horrible at it, at least it gives everyone something to talk about.
1) Beltway Bandits vs. Ethiopia Executioners
Looking at the matchup you would think that Ethiopia would give Beltway a run for their money. Matchups don't mean much thankfully.
Beltway 24 - Ethiopia 6
Actual Beltway 23 Ethiopia 6

2) Rhein Main Magic Mushrooms vs. Red Sea Wave
Red Sea Wave crush a horrific Rhein team. 74 - 0
Actual Red Sea 70 Rhein 7 close guess again
3) Katanga Diamonds vs. Johannesburg Impala's
I'm sure Katanga would like to think they can beat Johannesburg but they won't. Johannesburg 20 - Katanga 10
Actual Johannesburg 26 - Katanga 15 about nailed the margin of victory
4) Burundi Hutu vs. Nigeria Nightmares
Nigeria gives Burundi nightmares. Nigeria 64 - Burundi 10
Actual Nigeria 34 Burundi 3 (this one needs some explaining)
5) Oklahoma Fire vs. Cape Verde Headhunters
Oklahoma has been looking better but Cape Verde takes them out. Cape Verde 36 - Oklahoma 21
Actual Cape Verde 40 Oklahoma 13 nice jobe Cape Green
*Lion Conference Game of the week*
6) Mozambique Starvin Marvins vs. Band of Brothers
In what will be a close game Mozambique pulls it out in the 4th quarter. Mozambique 17 - Band 14
Actual Mozambique 26 BoB 17 Marvins are for real
7) Scottish Sharks vs. A.C.T Orcas
Sharks kicker is too much for A.C.T. Scottish 18 - A.C.T. 3
Actual Sharks bite the Orcas 10 - 3 (Not quite the FG battle you predicted)
8) Tijuana Thundercats vs. River City Riot
In the "who cares?" game of the week. Tijuana gets their first win. Tijuana 34 - River City 28
Actual Tijuana 52 River City 7 Not nearly as close as predicted