Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Duo
I've also a virgin who has never had sex.

There's nothing actually wrong with that. Of course, if you'd like to experience a sex, I'm sure there are any number of professionals who could help you out, or if you don't want to pay, have no standards, are blind, and have excellent health care coverage, I'm sure Jampy's mom could help you out for free.

Thanks for the writeup XAVORI, but GUACAMOLE isn't as bad as you make it out to be! Forcing you to write about my team and your disdain for the delicious dip I named it after just gives us one more reason to stay in the hunt for a top 10 spot week in week out!

Cheers

Originally posted by Butler053
Thanks for the writeup XAVORI, but GUACAMOLE isn't as bad as you make it out to be! Forcing you to write about my team and your disdain for the delicious dip I named it after just gives us one more reason to stay in the hunt for a top 10 spot week in week out!

Cheers

Did ya'll see the anti-guacamole joke on Family Guy this week? Peter Griffin shares Xav's opinion on the matter.

Originally posted by Xavori

#10 Rhode Island Falcons vs. #15 Drunken Mayan Potato Farmers of Omerta

Rhode Island is going to throw the ball a lot, but not score many points. The Wanna-be Idahoans are going to throw some, run some, and score even fewer points. The crowd is going to throw up a lot and score with Jampy's mom in the men's room.

Rhode Island 17 - Drunks 7


Doubt I will get to all of them - but thought this might be fun:
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/game/54632

Rhode Island wins 24-17 (good call Xav!) -
Rhode Island will throw a lot - YES - 76 times
Will not score many points: 24....
Idaho will throw some / run some - 43 rushes / 19 passes

Good prediction

Originally posted by Xavori

#9 Victorious Secret vs #13 D'Haran Empire

I'm going to go way out on a limb here and predict both teams are going to run the ball a lot. So what this game comes down to is which do I think has the better defense and can actually stop the run. Well, that's not really that hard of decision.

Victorious 30 - D'Haran 13



http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/game/54631

D'Haran wins 66 to 38.

D'Haran with 42 runs and 0 passes
D'Haran with a 107 AND a 108 yard kick off return for TD (WOW)
D'Haran with a QB who rushed 24 times for 445 yards (shameless ::head shake:

So: Both teams run a lot? Yes - though that was skewed by the trailing offense I bet.

Comes down to who can stop the run? Yes - Victorious certainly could not stop the QB roll out - and they lost badly.

Another good summary....though you did pick the wrong horse

Originally posted by TxSteve
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/game/54631

D'Haran wins 66 to 38.

D'Haran with 42 runs and 0 passes
D'Haran with a 107 AND a 108 yard kick off return for TD (WOW)
D'Haran with a QB who rushed 24 times for 445 yards (shameless ::head shake:

So: Both teams run a lot? Yes - though that was skewed by the trailing offense I bet.

Comes down to who can stop the run? Yes - Victorious certainly could not stop the QB roll out - and they lost badly.

Another good summary....though you did pick the wrong horse


Thank you good sir…pretty impressive return team we've boasted this season

RI is the team i'm worried about, they stopped us once, but I think there was some good rolls in their favor….we'll see

The other Madison teams won

Denver going for the sweep

Originally posted by Xavori


#211 1995 Nebraska Future Convicts vs #221 Leetsauce Noobcrushers

Last edition, I predicted a rookie win over a bad seasoned team. I think Nebraska can do it as well provided they get one thing straight. They are a running team. Not a passing team. Trying to pretend you are a passing team when you are a running team only leads to heartache and sorrow (and Xavori laughing hysterically).

Nebraska 30 - Noobcrushers 7



Nebraska wins in a good game - http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/game/54622

GG Xav. Guacamole will be back next season to make you miserable though...

Originally posted by sswift
The other Madison teams won

Denver going for the sweep

jk not really

Originally posted by TxSteve
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/game/54631

D'Haran wins 66 to 38.

D'Haran with 42 runs and 0 passes
D'Haran with a 107 AND a 108 yard kick off return for TD (WOW)
D'Haran with a QB who rushed 24 times for 445 yards (shameless ::head shake:

So: Both teams run a lot? Yes - though that was skewed by the trailing offense I bet.

Comes down to who can stop the run? Yes - Victorious certainly could not stop the QB roll out - and they lost badly.

Another good summary....though you did pick the wrong horse


Victorious did not scout. Did not even know D'Haran had a running QB. Did not care. Our ladder ranking is screwed, so I was focusing entirely on championship game. We'll see if it matters tomorrow.

But yeah, we done got killed.

Originally posted by McGruffHawk
Victorious did not scout. Did not even know D'Haran had a running QB. Did not care. Our ladder ranking is screwed, so I was focusing entirely on championship game. We'll see if it matters tomorrow.

But yeah, we done got killed.

pretty much the same deal. Championship game > ladder game that can't put us in the top 3

Originally posted by McGruffHawk
Victorious did not scout. Did not even know D'Haran had a running QB. Did not care. Our ladder ranking is screwed, so I was focusing entirely on championship game. We'll see if it matters tomorrow.

But yeah, we done got killed.

In the future, please make it your absolutely highest priority to inform me of this fact so I can account for it in my predictions which are the mostest importantest things in the entire universe.

Originally posted by HayRow
pretty much the same deal. Championship game > ladder game that can't put us in the top 3

Yep . . . at this point in the season, if you aren't top three ladder, there's really no reason to try. Save it for playoffs and get ready for next season.

Originally posted by Xavori
In the future, please make it your absolutely highest priority to inform me of this fact so I can account for it in my predictions which are the mostest importantest things in the entire universe.

It was my most bestest creation ever!

Sorry to let you down, Xav. Assume we aren't trying, unless we are.