I'm sure you'd be perfectly capable of beating us if we were your one and a half inch fully erect penis, but as it stands you're just a blustering little teenager who still thinks it's clever to say "LOL U NERDS I'D BEAT YOU UP XD" on the internet.
One day you may get past that phase. I don't know, you seem like you probably have some lingering socialization issues. I would advise you to stay away from sharp objects and high places; otherwise, you may deem it more desirable to exit this mortal coil and enter into a realm of nothingness rather than live on as the low form of existence you currently slither around as.