Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Xavori


#4 Nigerian Minimares vs #1 Victorious Secret
XAV'S GAME OF THE WEEK!

Arguably the two best teams in the rookie ranks. Both have a good mix of pass and run. Both have strong defenses. The Minimares only come in ranked lower because they slipped up against a very good Acheron team. Trying to pick between them is a lot like picking which breast on the girl you're with is better. Does it really matter? They're both going to be fun.

But I have to pick one, so I'm going with the left one since I'm right handed and cupping and squeezing that one just comes more naturally...er...wait...football. Focus. I'm going with Victorious because while I think the Minimares are excellent, I think Victorious can do the better job making game time adjustments to their playbooks and tactics that will give them the edge.

Victorious Secret 10 - Nigerian Minimares 7




The left breast. Not even a decision.

Right breast is bigger, pleb.

Originally posted by hoshdude7
Cant argue with that logic

No, you can't.

Originally posted by Galithor
Xav, if you can keep this up, it'd certainly add to the forums. It might be more realistic to simply do something like Top 10 ladder reviews every 3-5 ladder weeks. Just go down and discuss the recent performances of whoever's in the top 10 at that time. Then, instead of just predicting the next week, maybe make some general observations such as "stock rising" and "stock falling", etc.

Trying to do these things every 3 days is a bunch of work, and so far no-one's been able to consistently do it.

For every set of ladder-league games (ie. every 3 days), I post defensive build suggestions for Lounge, offensive and defensive suggestions for Yorick's, watch at least one recent league and ladder game for our next opponents, tweak playbooks and gameplans if needed, and make lots of snarky comments.

This doesn't really add that much more to what I'm already doing.

Originally posted by Xavori
All that out of the way, D'Haran just doesn't have much of a chance. They've just not shown any ability recently to play top teams, and most of their stats were padded by weak competition. I think they'll put up some points, but the Fighters will put up a lot more.

Sexy Dance Fighters 52 - D'Haran Empire 30

Great write up Xav. I must say that I disagree with your take on the sexy fighter vs D'Haran. No way we give up 52. Plus I think it will be a lot closer than a 22 spread. Obv. I think we will win as well. Still a great read. Thanks for this

I love the write up, Xav. I just have to say that I hope the Wastelanders can rebound from our first league loss this season, and stun the Stunners.

Sexy dancers abused the qb rollout more than I thought was nice to do haha...i'll ramp ours up then, let the full on exploit begin

I just watched that game and you both ran it an AWFUL lot (yes - they ran it more...but still you both abused it)

Originally posted by TxSteve
I just watched that game and you both ran it an AWFUL lot (yes - they ran it more...but still you both abused it)


we ran it 14 times to 40 hb rushes (26% of all plays)

they ran it 24 times to 31 hb rushes (44% of running plays)

i don't think that is very close, it was spammed haaaard haha...All good, great game to the dancers

Originally posted by HayRow
Sexy dancers abused the qb rollout more than I thought was nice to do haha...i'll ramp ours up then, let the full on exploit begin

Dangit, I was within a point of getting the point spread right (and not that far off on the actual score). Couldn't you have let them kick an extra, extra point or something?

Originally posted by Xavori
Dangit, I was within a point of getting the point spread right (and not that far off on the actual score). Couldn't you have let them kick an extra, extra point or something?

I saw that, crazy prediction man lol…you knew your Kicker sucked balls riiiiight

Originally posted by Mr.Chisel
Great write up Xav. I must say that I disagree with your take on the sexy fighter vs D'Haran. No way we give up 52. Plus I think it will be a lot closer than a 22 spread. Obv. I think we will win as well. Still a great read. Thanks for this

So. Mr. Doubtypants...what do you think now?

Originally posted by Xavori
So. Mr. Doubtypants...what do you think now?

he was right, we didn't give up 52

Originally posted by Xavori
So. Mr. Doubtypants...what do you think now?

About that Guac game though....