Alpha: Everything as expected; South Otto's magic number is now 1, and they likely get it next week. Their magic number for the #1 seed is 2.
Beta: Alpine now has the inside track and just needs to take care of business vs the bottom of the division. Should Alpine/SoA end up tied in the rankings, Alpine currently has a 10 point lead in Points Allowed. Winner of Beta will be the #3 seed.
Gamma: Funday just needs one more win to lock up the division. Far from guaranteed, but that offense looks heated up. I think Zorp is the only one who can pass them; STP is too far behind in points allowed. Nightmare scenario for Funday is going 0-2, Zorp goes 2-0 and STL goes 2-0 and Funday misses the playoffs completely. Dream case is 2-0 and STL gives South Otto a loss and Funday can grab that #1 seed; otherwise Gamma is the #2 seed.
Wild Card:
Not that much clearer, I'm afraid. Zorp, STP, Benitos, STL all still have a shot at 9 wins. Zorp controls their own destiny, but that destiny includes a final week showdown with Funday. If Zorp loses, STL can take it in the final week by beating South Otto. If both Zorp and STL take a loss, then the winner of STP/Benitos will need to have won the week before, and they can get to 9 wins and take the WC.
It's still *possible* for an 8 win team to get the wild card; in that case, either Zorp will have 8 wins and take the WC, or they won't and STL gets the WC.