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Thanks for the effort. Also ...

Originally posted by irresistible_force
And Evil Inc.....is not really evil....it actually fights evil. Lost last season to the Definition of Insanity. Imagine that, insanity beating Evil.... Hmmmmm....moving on.....


... are you ... William Shatner ... irl?

The post game review is in and this is what I got.......................

Graz Grizzlies
Prediction was way off!!!! Let's check the GIF meter.....
http://s1112.photobucket.com/user/animalsbeingdicks/media/abd-318.gif.html
You want some of this??? There is a chance you could get the precious back this year.... I guess revenge is sweet.

(Those darn typos)

There is something about the message "Sorry, this image has been removed or deleted by this person." that really sticks with the Grizzlies.

How's this.......
Evil inc predicted by 5 in game 4.
http://s1112.photobucket.com/user/animalsbeingdicks/media/abd-329.gif.html
BOOOOO-YAH!!!!!!!!!!

kung fu grizzlies

Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 9 ........ 1 ........ 0.360 ........ 5-0...... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
2.. ........ 2 ........ 8 ........ 0.320 ........ 5-0...... Odessa Mojo
3.. ........ 6 ...... 12 ........ 0.360 ........ 5-0...... Republic of Benin
4.. ...... 14 ........ 2 ........ 0.400 ........ 4-1...... Brazilian Dirty Sanchez
5.. ........ 4 ........ 4 ........ 0.440 ........ 4-1...... Graz Grizzlies
6.. ........ 8 ........ 6 ........ 0.480 ........ 4-1...... Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
7.. ........ 1 ...... 22 ........ 0.280 ........ 4-1...... Ultimate Fighting Championship
8.. ........ 3 ...... 16 ........ 0.480 ........ 3-2...... Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
9.. ........ 7 ........ 5 ........ 0.440 ........ 3-2...... The Dogs of War
10 ........ 5 ........ 9 ........ 0.480 ........ 3-2...... South Side Mafia
11 ...... 13 ...... 30 ........ 0.520 ........ 3-2...... Coxsackie HOOD Hugos
11 ...... 23 ...... 27 ........ 0.400 ........ 3-2...... E-City Mercenaries
11 ...... 26 ...... 11 ........ 0.600 ........ 2-3...... STEEL City Mafia
11 ...... 24 ...... 18 ........ 0.480 ........ 2-3...... Definition of Insanity
11 ...... 10 ...... 15 ........ 0.600 ........ 2-3...... Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
11 ...... 12 ...... 23 ........ 0.640 ........ 2-3...... Cincinnati Shockers
11 ...... 25 ........ 7 ........ 0.360 ........ 3-2...... New Orleans Gurupies
11 ...... 29 ...... 10 ........ 0.560 ........ 3-2...... Orlando Prime Timers
11 ...... 11 ...... 26 ........ 0.480 ........ 3-2...... Sunday Funday
11 ...... 15 ........ 3 ........ 0.600 ........ 2-3...... Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies
11 ...... 19 ...... 14 ........ 0.600 ........ 2-3...... Asau Golden Eagles
11 ...... 21 ...... 24 ........ 0.600 ........ 2-3...... La Flama Blanca
11 ...... 20 ...... 21 ........ 0.600 ........ 2-3...... Nairobi Warthogs
11 ...... 16 ...... 20 ........ 0.520 ........ 2-3...... Carthage Clash
11 ...... 22 ...... 25 ........ 0.600 ........ 2-3...... All The King's Royal Men
11 ...... 18 ...... 13 ........ 0.560 ........ 1-4...... Venom Dotball Academy
27 ...... 27 ...... 17 ........ 0.600 ........ 1-4...... OffTopica Miracle
28 ...... 30 ...... 31 ........ 0.640 ........ 1-4...... The Cult of Personalities, Wu!
29 ...... 28 ...... 19 ........ 0.480 ........ 1-4...... District 9 Prawns
30 ...... 17 ...... 28 ........ 0.600 ........ 0-5...... Moose Jaw Roughriders
31 ...... 31 ...... 29 ........ 0.400 ........ 1-4...... Porto People Eaters
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.520 ........ 0-5...... Miami Red Hawks

NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  25 -     9    Brazilian Dirty Sanchez def. OffTopica Miracle
  29 -   24    Graz Grizzlies def. South Side Mafia
  29 -   16    Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated def. Definition of Insanity
  53 -   23    Ultimate Fighting Championship def. E-City Mercenaries
  52 -   27    Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers def. Coxsackie HOOD Hugos
  26 -   13    STEEL City Mafia def. Porto People Eaters
  32 -   27    Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry def. Cincinnati Shockers
  25 -   25    District 9 Prawns ties Moose Jaw Roughriders
  30 -     7    South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice def. Nairobi Warthogs
  32 -   25    Odessa Mojo def. The Dogs of War
  25 -   19    Republic of Benin def. New Orleans Gurupies
  31 -   11    Orlando Prime Timers def. Miami Red Hawks
  28 -   17    Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies def. Sunday Funday
  25 -   21    Asau Golden Eagles def. La Flama Blanca
  28 -   22    Carthage Clash def. All The King's Royal Men
  33 -   16    Venom Dotball Academy def. The Cult of Personalities, Wu!

Game 7
Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 5 ........ 1 ........ 0.333 ........ 6-0...... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
2.. ........ 1 ........ 8 ........ 0.361 ........ 6-0...... Odessa Mojo
3.. ........ 4 ........ 5 ........ 0.444 ........ 5-1...... Graz Grizzlies
4.. ...... 13 ........ 2 ........ 0.361 ........ 5-1...... Brazilian Dirty Sanchez
5.. ........ 9 ........ 3 ........ 0.472 ........ 5-1...... Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
6.. ........ 8 ...... 13 ........ 0.417 ........ 5-1...... Republic of Benin
7.. ........ 7 ........ 6 ........ 0.528 ........ 3-3...... The Dogs of War
8.. ...... 18 ...... 18 ........ 0.472 ........ 4-2...... E-City Mercenaries
8.. ...... 12 ...... 29 ........ 0.556 ........ 4-2...... Coxsackie HOOD Hugos
8.. ........ 2 ...... 23 ........ 0.361 ........ 4-2...... Ultimate Fighting Championship
8.. ........ 6 ........ 9 ........ 0.528 ........ 3-3...... South Side Mafia
8.. ...... 19 ...... 11 ........ 0.500 ........ 3-3...... STEEL City Mafia
8.. ........ 3 ...... 20 ........ 0.528 ........ 3-3...... Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
8.. ...... 11 ...... 15 ........ 0.611 ........ 3-3...... Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
8.. ...... 15 ...... 24 ........ 0.639 ........ 2-4...... Cincinnati Shockers
8.. ...... 23 ........ 4 ........ 0.444 ........ 4-2...... New Orleans Gurupies
8.. ...... 29 ...... 10 ........ 0.472 ........ 4-2...... Orlando Prime Timers
8.. ...... 14 ........ 7 ........ 0.583 ........ 3-3...... Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies
8.. ...... 16 ...... 12 ........ 0.583 ........ 3-3...... Asau Golden Eagles
8.. ...... 25 ...... 21 ........ 0.556 ........ 3-3...... All The King's Royal Men
8.. ...... 10 ...... 26 ........ 0.472 ........ 3-3...... Sunday Funday
8.. ...... 22 ...... 16 ........ 0.528 ........ 2-4...... Carthage Clash
8.. ...... 17 ...... 14 ........ 0.472 ........ 2-4...... Venom Dotball Academy
8.. ...... 24 ...... 27 ........ 0.667 ........ 2-4...... Nairobi Warthogs
25 ...... 28 ...... 19 ........ 0.528 ........ 2-4...... Definition of Insanity
26 ...... 20 ...... 22 ........ 0.639 ........ 1-5...... OffTopica Miracle
27 ...... 26 ...... 25 ........ 0.583 ........ 2-4...... La Flama Blanca
28 ...... 27 ...... 17 ........ 0.361 ........ 2-4...... District 9 Prawns
29 ...... 30 ...... 31 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-5...... The Cult of Personalities, Wu!
30 ...... 21 ...... 28 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-6...... Moose Jaw Roughriders
31 ...... 32 ...... 30 ........ 0.389 ........ 1-5...... Porto People Eaters
32 ...... 31 ...... 32 ........ 0.556 ........ 0-6...... Miami Red Hawks

NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  30 -   24    Brazilian Dirty Sanchez def. Ultimate Fighting Championship
  24 -   22    Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated def. South Side Mafia
  35 -   14    Graz Grizzlies def. District 9 Prawns
  27 -   27    Cincinnati Shockers ties E-City Mercenaries
  28 -   23    Coxsackie HOOD Hugos def. Definition of Insanity
  29 -   19    STEEL City Mafia def. Moose Jaw Roughriders
  35 -   30    Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers def. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
  32 -   15    OffTopica Miracle def. Porto People Eaters
  24 -     9    South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice def. Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies
  30 -   17    Odessa Mojo def. New Orleans Gurupies
  25 -   17    Republic of Benin def. Orlando Prime Timers
  30 -   17    The Dogs of War def. Carthage Clash
  30 -   26    Asau Golden Eagles def. Sunday Funday
  25 -   20    Venom Dotball Academy def. All The King's Royal Men
  31 -   17    La Flama Blanca def. Miami Red Hawks
  31 -   21    Nairobi Warthogs def. The Cult of Personalities, Wu!

We are trying out a new prediction system over here in Zeta. See below.

The Analysis System by Irresistible Force is complete. (AKA....AS_IF)

This new prediction system includes weights on the actual games by predicting some SIM behavior.
This is an attempt to explain the "randomness" that occurs. For Example: The Hogwarts team uses a strategy to win that assumes the SIM has no flaws. It is these flaws, or randomness, in the SIM that introduces an imbalance in the equation of game planning. In the words of the oracle from the matrix, my system attempts to identify that flaw and re-balance the equation.

It is a work in progress but once figured out, we will have better accuracy that the standard prediction shown above.

For this week the SIM expectation is:
Run up the middle as the outside will be stopped. Also the screen passes will confuse the defense a little more.

Here are the game predictions:
Brazilian Dirty Sanchez vs. Ultimate Fighting Championship
Uuughhhh........UFC wants to know what a "dirty sanchez" is? << AWKWARD!!!!!>>>> I had no response. The guys from the tummy Rubs forum says that is a condition that happens when a buttpat goes bad. Once again I had no response. But let's move on.... Word on the street is that the "DPRIDE" era is fading!!!! Other teams say the era is "declining". That is not my words.....that is their words. Take it up with the other Alpha teams. Jeeezz...!!! The standard predictor has BDS by 14 but the vast experience of UFC is something to be awed!!! BDS by 5. Awwwwweeee.............

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated vs. South Side Mafia
The Doof has been impressive lately. Only loss was to Hogwarts.....but we saw that coming. South Side mafia has been "ok" thjis season, as with every season we have seen them. Not bad, not great, but not really decisive. Here is what we got.....Evil has many forms....good for some, bad for others. What a paradox.... a corporation vs the Mafia. The standard predictor predicts that South Side Mafia will be the lesser of the two evils. We concur. Evil inc by 2.


Graz Grizzlies vs. District 9 Prawns
Looks like the chips are back on the shoulder of the Grizzles. Opened a 6-pack of whoop ass in the 3rd game and HHWC has not yet recovered. The Grizzly pack of pissed off incredible hulks are wreaking havoc all over Alpha. They even have their own school of Kung Fu from what I hear. And who can we send to beat them? Who has what it takes to stand up to a 900 pound beast of anger? The SIM scheduler has spoken and, to end this reign of terror, will send in the Prawns!!!! WTF??? Do something drewd21!!!!! Everyone expects a blowout here? I am trying to disagree but am failing.......
Grizzlies by 20.


Cincinnati Shockers vs. E-City Mercenaries
The shocking Shockers versus the Mercs, ZickZack sent me all the information corrections earlier in the season but that won't mean dick if you don't beat the shockers here. MadMustaff uses the term "CIN-SHOCK" to describe a condition that teams suffer during the game while playing Cincinnati. It is caused by a huge drop in expectation in the first half, the sudden stop of realization in the 3rd quarter, followed by a pounding sensation in the 4th quarter. Notice that the standard prediction has a tie. This will give you the maximum expectation before the game. Do what you got to do to take the "SHOCK" out of the shockers and keep your streak alive. A tie.....screw the tie. I have you by 7 over the Shockers. See it. believe it!! Win it!!!!! Shocking.


Coxsackie HOOD Hugos vs. Definition of Insanity
DoI will do anything to win because they believe they have an eternal pass for crazy stuff. Jesusbong has had one of the hardest schedules so far. But remember where you came from and that you were the defending champs of Alpha from last season. Time to redefine this Insanity stuff. They are coming to your house, right in the middle of a gauntlet run through some of the best teams in Alpha...... So bring them out to the HOOD shed and make them remember. Either way, you cannot blame them The standard predictor has you by 5 but we believe it will be closer. Decided by a field goal. Coxsackie by 2.


STEEL City Mafia vs. Moose Jaw Roughriders
Steel City handed BDS their first loss. Just ran away with the game in the second half. While the MooseJaw are thinking of changing their name to Glass Jaw. Nothing to see here. The chem for the roughriders is just not where we want it. We concur with the standard prediction.. Steel by 10. or more if the riders don't pray to the SIM god for mercy.


Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers vs. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
This game will be epic. Will HHWC re-claim the conference? Or will Hogwarts remind them that this is WL and a win last se]ason does not give you a free pass? Hogwarts plans to summon a Hurricane of their own to wipe out the wife carriers!!!! And coming off a 3 game losing streak I will say this (like I said in the other forum), Get up!!! Get up or don't look up as Hogwarts plans to knock the wind out you guys. We still believe though. HHWC by some amount we cannot see. But a win is still a win.


OffTopica Miracle vs. Porto People Eaters
Standard prediction has Offtopica by 7. Need a miracle here Offtopica. Gotta pull out the slide!!!! I thought Porto had given up but then they beat the prawns. Porto is now resolving to just keep other teams from making the playoffs. Make sure it is not you, We have it closer. Offtopica by 7 Good Luck to both teams.


That is all I got. As the season progresses, the write-ups will be a bit more Brutal!!!!
NO PITY FOR THE WEAK!!!!!!!
GAME FACE!!!!

Read to ensure there were no hidden T2 references.

cox by 2 lol

Originally posted by JT_HOOD
cox by 2 lol

JT sighting